just finished watching it for the first time. everything that he says is 100% true and not exaggerated in any format. it's really not a good movie.
I can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone talk about how the camera mimics the handheld camerawork of Cats in this video- golden
This is the last movie I watched in theaters before lockdown. I hate myself sometimes
you should try the Playmobil movie
He doesn't review movies, but I would love him to do that!
how bad "Cats" was? me: 0:04
When I was younger, I had this weird friend. How weird? She liked the musical ‘Cats’. She made me watch it. Half an hour in I was wondering when the story or something would actually start.
It’s Cats. Did anyone expect it to be good?
Can't wait to see the version of this but Mulan.
the musical was better
Jack's face when he says "Yea" gets me every time.
1:49:58 of torture
Now I don’t care that TJ Miller didn’t fuck jailbreak
0:59 idk why but this is my favorite part
Gag me, this is awful. In addition to everyone and their grandmother saying that they basically did the worst possible way to animate the characters (you manage to gross out the furries with a bunch of anthro cats! ;3 ), the original story simply does not fit adaptation to film; it’s not about the story, but the spectacle of the dances and choreography.
Imagine watching it on 3d
Just everything was completely terrible. James Corden was cripplingly awful but that's nothing particularly surprising
Yea, the only thing that could’ve made my cats viewing experience worse, is a white guy sitting at the back of the theater taking notes. Way to go.
I still think sir Patrick Stewart has got be having one of his worst acting years as a VA. First,emoji movie and now cats
No u cats best movie shrek worst deal with it hater
How dare you disrespect God Shrek
Its not even worth pirating
ik he's solely referring to the 2019 movie and he doesnt need to do a lindsey ellis analysis on the musical and the movie and how they relate to each other and why the movie is the way it is, hes just judging it as an alone product which isnt wrong at all and i understand him not giving a shit about the andrew lloyd weber version, but ill be honest when he said the music sucks it bothered me bc while the movies songs are not pleasant, the songs themselves p much are all wonderful. the movies remaking of them is not good and im sure he didnt listen to the ost but these are good songs im just bothered bc he didnt clarify. sorry for the rant but i wish he was more clear cuz i really do love the songs andrew lloyd weber composed but yes the 2019 music is mostly bad
@india j. i dont know if hes talking about the songs themselves or the 2019 movies interpretation. its like someone reviewing the mamma mia movie saying the musics bad but not clarifying that abba itself is good its just the way its done in the film is bad (just hypothetical).
so you’re admitting the music in the movie, which jack is reviewing, is bad, but you’re upset that he didn’t clarify he only means the movie’s music, despite it being obvious he isn’t talking about the actual musical bc he’s never seen it and this is a review for the MOVIE? girl what lmao
I dont recommend this movie but I DO recommend getting drunk and watching this movie. It makes it an even fuckin weirder fever dream
Yeah, Andrew Lloyd Weber just doesn't write good plays
I saw Cats live and really enjoyed it, but a movie ruins any appeal. The show had impressive live dancing and singing, it was a full performance, and a movie is not.
"Is "Cats" the worst movie ever made?" **laughs in "Red Zone Cuba" and "Manos: The Hands of Fate"**
It's an old charlie chaplain movie, but with out the charm, and over 70 years late.
Look at that army of snowmen behind him
Skimbleshanks the railroad cat is the best thing ever. It's so bad it's bad. But it's still funny
ISpulse says 720p but my eyes say 360p
Movie so bad the world is still recovering And failing
I watched this withy girlfriend and we left 10 minutes in
"When a human hisses at another human, it's very cringe." Brb gotta link this to my 11 year old brother.
As a theatre kid We don’t claim the Cats movie
this looks handheld?
The Jeffery Hudson cat scares me. I don't know why.
So... how bad did it do in the box office?
Can someone point me to ytp of this
The thing that makes sense in this world is that nothing makes sense 😹😹😹
So what you're saying is, it's the best movie ever?
Oh god, its a genuine review. Even the Emoji Movie didn't get this from Jack.
My sertraline dreams be like
Its so bad its good then goes back to bad
I am remarkably fat
The camera is shaking which means that his wife is holding the camera silently while jack is ranting
Jack is just disappointed he didn’t get invited to the world premiere
Martin Scorsese: marvel movies suck balls, Cats, however, is a master piece 11/10
The cats have hands and people teeth I was going to say I don’t know how I feel about that But I do know how I feel I hate it But at the same time I want to watch it again
Honestly, if instead of using horrifying creatures, they used cgi models of actual cats, it could have been at least bearable
Speaking as a London native, perhaps I can shed some light on Cats. All musicals by Andrew Lloyd-Weber (Cats, Phantom of the Opera, Starlight Express) are not really aimed at people who speak English as their first language: they are targeted at the 20 million foreign tourists London receives each year. That is why they're all about spectacle - elaborate costumes, choreography and sets that advertise well to East Asian tourists on billboards and video-screens at airports as the "authentic West End musical" experience; while the lyrics are just a bunch of mindless repetition of simple words that don't really make a lot of sense. (See for instance that Family Guy cutaway gag about Starlight Express. I was unfortunate enough to be dragged to that show by some visiting foreign tourist friends, and sure enough it consists largely of people dressed as trains on roller skates singing the words "Starlight Express" repeatedly. Shakespeare it ain't.)
I watched the musical ~~couldn’t get through it cuz my anxiety did the thing it does~~ and the little I saw made no sense. I think I got to like the introduction of the twins before I started trying to bash my head in, ~~that was not a joke anxiety is one helluva drug, I got kicked out because of that~~ anyway yeah my dad said the jelicle that got s e l e c t e d was sucked up by some UFO lookin thing. Overall I’d give it a **what the fuck** out of 10
“is cats the worst movie ever made? yeah”
Cats is literally a coked up nightmare, the guy who wrote it was literally on so much drugs
Everyone in this movie is now officially a furry. Even Tom Hooper
Dat audio quality tho
The emoji movie was bad but sarcastic I reviewed, this truly broke jack.
Just watched the movie i knew it was going to be bad but it was just... do not watch it
Cats is a story of strays and abandoned cats. Victoria the white cat gets abandoned and the jellical cats take her under their....paw. jellical is a play on accents. (Pollical is a play on "poor little"....jellical is a play on "dear little".) Grisabella was outcast with the underlying unspoken assumptions that she's a "street" cat......like a lady of the night. Grisabella had many hard lives and was not only shunned by her human owners but also the jellical cats. Rebel Wilson's cat character was a lazy Gumby pampered house cat. Nothing to do but train the mice and roaches and fall over with false self accomplishment. Total cat behaviour. The heaviside layer is where the choosen cats go to be reborn.... the kennelly-heaviside layer is a layer of ionized gas in the atmosphere. Metaphorical for cat heaven. Pretty interesting
I watched this abomination in theaters with a group of friends, and I swear to God I was high the whole time. This was only something that my demented dream world could concoct for me
he wasnt even sarcastic oh my god
He was so pissed off, he didn't even bother to write anything in the description
Kill me if you like I genuinely enjoyed it
Fix my life jack I want to die
I can’t believe that cats the movie has more rotten tomatoes than the emoji movie (The emoji Movie should 10000000 rotten tomatoes)
This is the only cats video with more likes than dislikes
damn, I wish they pulled a Sonic The Hedgehog and did the whole movie over again.
Ah. Just like the actual musical
But it had a charm to it which makes it a 10/10
Keep in mind the man who originally made cats the musical...also made Phantom of the Opera
I swear to god, this whole video isn’t about the movie, you just be dissing the cats the musical music. IT’S A GODDAMN GREAT MUSICAL. The movie is trash tho
We should remake cats with actual cats, it's still bad but at least it looks cute
Jeez, I feel like one of the only people who unironically likes cats (not the movie, the musical)
@No lol I hated the movie bro
Liking the musical, fine, movie, you should feel bad for giving them money.
”It felt very Paul Blart” now THAT is a compliment!
it’s so bad he isn’t even ironically praising it
I've heard the best way to watch Cats is drunk and high, that should make it so bad that it's at least hilarious
Cats was a crack trip and was workshopped. And you can only enjoy it if you are high
It's like one of the detractors one day had a fever dream about cats and decided to make a movie out of it.
Having seen this movie 4 times and listened to the soundtrack probably a couple dozen, I can say with absolute certainty that Jack is 100% right. This movie is completely awful in every way and I love it. There are so many little details that Jack left out, like how Idris Elba cat (MaCavity) wears clothes most of the movie and when he takes them off he seems waaay more naked then the rest of them, or when Jason Derulo cat (Rum Tum Tugger) grabs balerina cat's and sings into it. At one point Ian McKellan cat goes "meow meow meow meow," completely unscripted, and they left it in (link in comments). I'd call it a tragedy but there was no hope for it to begin with. I love this movie and will without doubt watch it again at the drop of a cat and I'm not sorry for that awful pun
My friends and I watched it on ketamine and we loved it
The 866 people who disliked this are furries
@Monster _ Lock ispulse.info/video/vJ-5oJCfqXGFnXg.html
Nah man. I'm a furry but Cats is my sleep paralysis demon…
According to fans of the play, the movie is absolutely not an accurate adaptation.
why dont you try to fix this movie. youre that fix it guy on youtube right?
He did a Fix the Cats Trailer yiay one time
"I'm going to need $100 million jellicle dollars to make this jellicle film." "Sounds pretty jellicle to me, do you think we'll make that jellicle money back?"
I'm too scared to even watch this and I knew how stupid it seemed.
The End of White Christian America
i like these more serious type videos they’re so interesting!
Cats was arguably one of the films of 2019
Bit how does it compare to the emoji movie
The emoji movie is S tier, cats is F tier
It's so sad that this movie ruined the image of the musical 'Cats'.
I will never not laugh at the "yeah" at the beginning
He looks broken. Like at some point of the movie his soul died.
I watched it today, I almost slept
He sounds like my English teacher after I give him my assignment.
This got uploaded on my birthday
Cats is one of my favourite musicals What did they do?
I'll be honest. This film is more enjoyable to watch than most films out nowadays. It's so awful, it's enjoyable.
Jack you didn't put a spoiler warning
Fuck you for that pun
Stfu gehe dich vergraben lol
I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen that joke here already
When you realize the thumbnail is a haiku Critic consensus Pawsitively Wonderful Two hundred Percent
Dear God this an actual review with literally no satire
Kid bopz the cats soundtrack