CATS: THE REVIEW

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  1. Emma Sullivan
    Emma Sullivan
    8 dögum síðan

    just finished watching it for the first time. everything that he says is 100% true and not exaggerated in any format. it's really not a good movie.

  2. chiyowee
    chiyowee
    11 dögum síðan

    I can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone talk about how the camera mimics the handheld camerawork of Cats in this video- golden

  3. Max Garrett
    Max Garrett
    23 dögum síðan

    This is the last movie I watched in theaters before lockdown. I hate myself sometimes

    1. hoodie cat
      hoodie cat
      22 dögum síðan

      🤣

  4. Alex Gaming
    Alex Gaming
    Mánuði síðan

    you should try the Playmobil movie

    1. Miguel's Movie Reviews
      Miguel's Movie Reviews
      Mánuði síðan

      He doesn't review movies, but I would love him to do that!

  5. Silver Ezno
    Silver Ezno
    Mánuði síðan

    how bad "Cats" was? me: 0:04

  6. Bobit boo
    Bobit boo
    Mánuði síðan

    When I was younger, I had this weird friend. How weird? She liked the musical ‘Cats’. She made me watch it. Half an hour in I was wondering when the story or something would actually start.

  7. Bobit boo
    Bobit boo
    Mánuði síðan

    It’s Cats. Did anyone expect it to be good?

  8. Emily
    Emily
    Mánuði síðan

    Can't wait to see the version of this but Mulan.

  9. Dirk Strider
    Dirk Strider
    Mánuði síðan

    the musical was better

  10. An Account
    An Account
    Mánuði síðan

    Jack's face when he says "Yea" gets me every time.

  11. GiraffeMan
    GiraffeMan
    Mánuði síðan

    1:49:58 of torture

  12. Miles Lodise
    Miles Lodise
    Mánuði síðan

    Now I don’t care that TJ Miller didn’t fuck jailbreak

  13. Alex the Gordo
    Alex the Gordo
    Mánuði síðan

    0:59 idk why but this is my favorite part

  14. K1naku5ana3R1ka
    K1naku5ana3R1ka
    Mánuði síðan

    Gag me, this is awful. In addition to everyone and their grandmother saying that they basically did the worst possible way to animate the characters (you manage to gross out the furries with a bunch of anthro cats! ;3 ), the original story simply does not fit adaptation to film; it’s not about the story, but the spectacle of the dances and choreography.

  15. Skulldiravia
    Skulldiravia
    Mánuði síðan

    Imagine watching it on 3d

  16. Xo_amber 133
    Xo_amber 133
    Mánuði síðan

    Just everything was completely terrible. James Corden was cripplingly awful but that's nothing particularly surprising

  17. Stephanie Hall
    Stephanie Hall
    Mánuði síðan

    Yea, the only thing that could’ve made my cats viewing experience worse, is a white guy sitting at the back of the theater taking notes. Way to go.

    1. James Rehan
      James Rehan
      Mánuði síðan

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  18. Hello There
    Hello There
    Mánuði síðan

    I still think sir Patrick Stewart has got be having one of his worst acting years as a VA. First,emoji movie and now cats

  19. luall13
    luall13
    Mánuði síðan

    No u cats best movie shrek worst deal with it hater

    1. João Leote • 21 years ago
      João Leote • 21 years ago
      Mánuði síðan

      How dare you disrespect God Shrek

    2. luall13
      luall13
      Mánuði síðan

      Agred

  20. Mr. Waste Your Time
    Mr. Waste Your Time
    Mánuði síðan

    Its not even worth pirating

  21. slightly offensive dad jokes
    slightly offensive dad jokes
    Mánuði síðan

    ik he's solely referring to the 2019 movie and he doesnt need to do a lindsey ellis analysis on the musical and the movie and how they relate to each other and why the movie is the way it is, hes just judging it as an alone product which isnt wrong at all and i understand him not giving a shit about the andrew lloyd weber version, but ill be honest when he said the music sucks it bothered me bc while the movies songs are not pleasant, the songs themselves p much are all wonderful. the movies remaking of them is not good and im sure he didnt listen to the ost but these are good songs im just bothered bc he didnt clarify. sorry for the rant but i wish he was more clear cuz i really do love the songs andrew lloyd weber composed but yes the 2019 music is mostly bad

    1. slightly offensive dad jokes
      slightly offensive dad jokes
      Mánuði síðan

      @india j. i dont know if hes talking about the songs themselves or the 2019 movies interpretation. its like someone reviewing the mamma mia movie saying the musics bad but not clarifying that abba itself is good its just the way its done in the film is bad (just hypothetical).

    2. india j.
      india j.
      Mánuði síðan

      so you’re admitting the music in the movie, which jack is reviewing, is bad, but you’re upset that he didn’t clarify he only means the movie’s music, despite it being obvious he isn’t talking about the actual musical bc he’s never seen it and this is a review for the MOVIE? girl what lmao

  22. spackle
    spackle
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I dont recommend this movie but I DO recommend getting drunk and watching this movie. It makes it an even fuckin weirder fever dream

  23. Todos Locos
    Todos Locos
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Yeah, Andrew Lloyd Weber just doesn't write good plays

  24. happy kat girl
    happy kat girl
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I saw Cats live and really enjoyed it, but a movie ruins any appeal. The show had impressive live dancing and singing, it was a full performance, and a movie is not.

  25. ElvenRaptor
    ElvenRaptor
    2 mánuðum síðan

    "Is "Cats" the worst movie ever made?" **laughs in "Red Zone Cuba" and "Manos: The Hands of Fate"**

  26. general
    general
    2 mánuðum síðan

    It's an old charlie chaplain movie, but with out the charm, and over 70 years late.

  27. Mn 8r
    Mn 8r
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Look at that army of snowmen behind him

  28. Buttered Piece Of Toast
    Buttered Piece Of Toast
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Skimbleshanks the railroad cat is the best thing ever. It's so bad it's bad. But it's still funny

  29. Lucas Martin
    Lucas Martin
    2 mánuðum síðan

    ISpulse says 720p but my eyes say 360p

  30. RedJive213
    RedJive213
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Movie so bad the world is still recovering And failing

  31. Aldrichfilms
    Aldrichfilms
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I watched this withy girlfriend and we left 10 minutes in

  32. Bioraual
    Bioraual
    2 mánuðum síðan

    "When a human hisses at another human, it's very cringe." Brb gotta link this to my 11 year old brother.

  33. Andy Stevenson
    Andy Stevenson
    2 mánuðum síðan

    As a theatre kid We don’t claim the Cats movie

  34. hello
    hello
    2 mánuðum síðan

    this looks handheld?

  35. Jimmy T
    Jimmy T
    2 mánuðum síðan

    The Jeffery Hudson cat scares me. I don't know why.

  36. Doge Boi
    Doge Boi
    2 mánuðum síðan

    So... how bad did it do in the box office?

  37. Supersonic Tumbleweed
    Supersonic Tumbleweed
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Can someone point me to ytp of this

  38. ESQUI
    ESQUI
    2 mánuðum síðan

    The thing that makes sense in this world is that nothing makes sense 😹😹😹

  39. Rational Raven
    Rational Raven
    2 mánuðum síðan

    So what you're saying is, it's the best movie ever?

  40. Ry Bread
    Ry Bread
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Oh god, its a genuine review. Even the Emoji Movie didn't get this from Jack.

    1. OG_SHOT
      OG_SHOT
      2 mánuðum síðan

      yes

  41. Jenn G
    Jenn G
    2 mánuðum síðan

    My sertraline dreams be like

  42. Les Vegetables
    Les Vegetables
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Its so bad its good then goes back to bad

  43. ToMuch_Makeup YT
    ToMuch_Makeup YT
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I am remarkably fat

  44. Ran-Dumb Boi
    Ran-Dumb Boi
    2 mánuðum síðan

    The camera is shaking which means that his wife is holding the camera silently while jack is ranting

  45. Lamp YT
    Lamp YT
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Jack is just disappointed he didn’t get invited to the world premiere

  46. Chicken In Space
    Chicken In Space
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Martin Scorsese: marvel movies suck balls, Cats, however, is a master piece 11/10

  47. Andy Stevenson
    Andy Stevenson
    3 mánuðum síðan

    The cats have hands and people teeth I was going to say I don’t know how I feel about that But I do know how I feel I hate it But at the same time I want to watch it again

  48. Malicious Memes
    Malicious Memes
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Honestly, if instead of using horrifying creatures, they used cgi models of actual cats, it could have been at least bearable

  49. The Be Sharp
    The Be Sharp
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Speaking as a London native, perhaps I can shed some light on Cats. All musicals by Andrew Lloyd-Weber (Cats, Phantom of the Opera, Starlight Express) are not really aimed at people who speak English as their first language: they are targeted at the 20 million foreign tourists London receives each year. That is why they're all about spectacle - elaborate costumes, choreography and sets that advertise well to East Asian tourists on billboards and video-screens at airports as the "authentic West End musical" experience; while the lyrics are just a bunch of mindless repetition of simple words that don't really make a lot of sense. (See for instance that Family Guy cutaway gag about Starlight Express. I was unfortunate enough to be dragged to that show by some visiting foreign tourist friends, and sure enough it consists largely of people dressed as trains on roller skates singing the words "Starlight Express" repeatedly. Shakespeare it ain't.)

  50. ADHBee
    ADHBee
    3 mánuðum síðan

    I watched the musical ~~couldn’t get through it cuz my anxiety did the thing it does~~ and the little I saw made no sense. I think I got to like the introduction of the twins before I started trying to bash my head in, ~~that was not a joke anxiety is one helluva drug, I got kicked out because of that~~ anyway yeah my dad said the jelicle that got s e l e c t e d was sucked up by some UFO lookin thing. Overall I’d give it a **what the fuck** out of 10

  51. CLUSTERFVCK
    CLUSTERFVCK
    3 mánuðum síðan

    “is cats the worst movie ever made? yeah”

  52. Emily Marie Stehr
    Emily Marie Stehr
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Cats is literally a coked up nightmare, the guy who wrote it was literally on so much drugs

  53. R2D2 Inc
    R2D2 Inc
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Everyone in this movie is now officially a furry. Even Tom Hooper

  54. Chaim Raphaelsohn
    Chaim Raphaelsohn
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Dat audio quality tho

  55. Caroline
    Caroline
    3 mánuðum síðan

    The emoji movie was bad but sarcastic I reviewed, this truly broke jack.

  56. Plutogreen123
    Plutogreen123
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Just watched the movie i knew it was going to be bad but it was just... do not watch it

  57. Lucky Me
    Lucky Me
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Cats is a story of strays and abandoned cats. Victoria the white cat gets abandoned and the jellical cats take her under their....paw. jellical is a play on accents. (Pollical is a play on "poor little"....jellical is a play on "dear little".) Grisabella was outcast with the underlying unspoken assumptions that she's a "street" cat......like a lady of the night. Grisabella had many hard lives and was not only shunned by her human owners but also the jellical cats. Rebel Wilson's cat character was a lazy Gumby pampered house cat. Nothing to do but train the mice and roaches and fall over with false self accomplishment. Total cat behaviour. The heaviside layer is where the choosen cats go to be reborn.... the kennelly-heaviside layer is a layer of ionized gas in the atmosphere. Metaphorical for cat heaven. Pretty interesting

  58. Josiah Butler
    Josiah Butler
    3 mánuðum síðan

    I watched this abomination in theaters with a group of friends, and I swear to God I was high the whole time. This was only something that my demented dream world could concoct for me

  59. Michaela McCall
    Michaela McCall
    3 mánuðum síðan

    he wasnt even sarcastic oh my god

  60. The guy who comments everywhere
    The guy who comments everywhere
    3 mánuðum síðan

    He was so pissed off, he didn't even bother to write anything in the description

  61. Karlicius
    Karlicius
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Kill me if you like I genuinely enjoyed it

  62. epic gamer
    epic gamer
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Fix my life jack I want to die

  63. Abdullah The Common Nintendo Fanboy
    Abdullah The Common Nintendo Fanboy
    3 mánuðum síðan

    I can’t believe that cats the movie has more rotten tomatoes than the emoji movie (The emoji Movie should 10000000 rotten tomatoes)

  64. CoriNoricen
    CoriNoricen
    3 mánuðum síðan

    This is the only cats video with more likes than dislikes

  65. VimbleBimble
    VimbleBimble
    3 mánuðum síðan

    damn, I wish they pulled a Sonic The Hedgehog and did the whole movie over again.

  66. Kai Widick
    Kai Widick
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Ah. Just like the actual musical

  67. Lenny face Boi
    Lenny face Boi
    3 mánuðum síðan

    But it had a charm to it which makes it a 10/10

  68. Xanorack
    Xanorack
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Keep in mind the man who originally made cats the musical...also made Phantom of the Opera

  69. UnCreative Person
    UnCreative Person
    3 mánuðum síðan

    I swear to god, this whole video isn’t about the movie, you just be dissing the cats the musical music. IT’S A GODDAMN GREAT MUSICAL. The movie is trash tho

    1. Hero2222
      Hero2222
      3 mánuðum síðan

      Eh...

  70. universedonut
    universedonut
    3 mánuðum síðan

    We should remake cats with actual cats, it's still bad but at least it looks cute

  71. Schuylkill
    Schuylkill
    3 mánuðum síðan

    Jeez, I feel like one of the only people who unironically likes cats (not the movie, the musical)

    1. Schuylkill
      Schuylkill
      3 mánuðum síðan

      @No lol I hated the movie bro

    2. No lol
      No lol
      3 mánuðum síðan

      Liking the musical, fine, movie, you should feel bad for giving them money.

  72. Anthony Bjo
    Anthony Bjo
    3 mánuðum síðan

    ”It felt very Paul Blart” now THAT is a compliment!

  73. Colin Burleigh
    Colin Burleigh
    3 mánuðum síðan

    it’s so bad he isn’t even ironically praising it

  74. Alice Benedetti
    Alice Benedetti
    3 mánuðum síðan

    I've heard the best way to watch Cats is drunk and high, that should make it so bad that it's at least hilarious

  75. Willow Card
    Willow Card
    4 mánuðum síðan

    Cats was a crack trip and was workshopped. And you can only enjoy it if you are high

  76. Monster _ Lock
    Monster _ Lock
    4 mánuðum síðan

    It's like one of the detractors one day had a fever dream about cats and decided to make a movie out of it.

  77. Original Goose
    Original Goose
    4 mánuðum síðan

    Having seen this movie 4 times and listened to the soundtrack probably a couple dozen, I can say with absolute certainty that Jack is 100% right. This movie is completely awful in every way and I love it. There are so many little details that Jack left out, like how Idris Elba cat (MaCavity) wears clothes most of the movie and when he takes them off he seems waaay more naked then the rest of them, or when Jason Derulo cat (Rum Tum Tugger) grabs balerina cat's and sings into it. At one point Ian McKellan cat goes "meow meow meow meow," completely unscripted, and they left it in (link in comments). I'd call it a tragedy but there was no hope for it to begin with. I love this movie and will without doubt watch it again at the drop of a cat and I'm not sorry for that awful pun

    1. Original Goose
      Original Goose
      4 mánuðum síðan

      ispulse.info/video/qGCnhKmnpnxvip4.html

  78. LeeLeeMerk
    LeeLeeMerk
    4 mánuðum síðan

    My friends and I watched it on ketamine and we loved it

  79. Bruh Latham
    Bruh Latham
    4 mánuðum síðan

    The 866 people who disliked this are furries

    1. No lol
      No lol
      3 mánuðum síðan

      @Monster _ Lock ispulse.info/video/vJ-5oJCfqXGFnXg.html

    2. Monster _ Lock
      Monster _ Lock
      4 mánuðum síðan

      Nah man. I'm a furry but Cats is my sleep paralysis demon…

  80. Animating Alex
    Animating Alex
    4 mánuðum síðan

    According to fans of the play, the movie is absolutely not an accurate adaptation.

  81. i cant splel
    i cant splel
    4 mánuðum síðan

    why dont you try to fix this movie. youre that fix it guy on youtube right?

    1. Lise Magic
      Lise Magic
      4 mánuðum síðan

      He did a Fix the Cats Trailer yiay one time

  82. vsGoliath
    vsGoliath
    4 mánuðum síðan

    "I'm going to need $100 million jellicle dollars to make this jellicle film." "Sounds pretty jellicle to me, do you think we'll make that jellicle money back?"

  83. xXCookie GirXx
    xXCookie GirXx
    4 mánuðum síðan

    I'm too scared to even watch this and I knew how stupid it seemed.

  84. Chris Ray
    Chris Ray
    4 mánuðum síðan

    The End of White Christian America

  85. mynameischarlie
    mynameischarlie
    4 mánuðum síðan

    i like these more serious type videos they’re so interesting!

  86. English viking kaden
    English viking kaden
    4 mánuðum síðan

    Cats was arguably one of the films of 2019

  87. Freaking Emu
    Freaking Emu
    4 mánuðum síðan

    Bit how does it compare to the emoji movie

    1. No lol
      No lol
      3 mánuðum síðan

      The emoji movie is S tier, cats is F tier

  88. Ba Ba
    Ba Ba
    4 mánuðum síðan

    It's so sad that this movie ruined the image of the musical 'Cats'.

  89. MythraFanGuy
    MythraFanGuy
    4 mánuðum síðan

    I will never not laugh at the "yeah" at the beginning

  90. Vollmond
    Vollmond
    4 mánuðum síðan

    He looks broken. Like at some point of the movie his soul died.

  91. Lucas Martins Saraiva
    Lucas Martins Saraiva
    4 mánuðum síðan

    I watched it today, I almost slept

  92. Garden Turtle
    Garden Turtle
    4 mánuðum síðan

    He sounds like my English teacher after I give him my assignment.

  93. Liquid_ICE #HahaCult
    Liquid_ICE #HahaCult
    4 mánuðum síðan

    This got uploaded on my birthday

  94. Andy Stevenson
    Andy Stevenson
    4 mánuðum síðan

    Cats is one of my favourite musicals What did they do?

  95. JDK_
    JDK_
    4 mánuðum síðan

    I'll be honest. This film is more enjoyable to watch than most films out nowadays. It's so awful, it's enjoyable.

  96. beepain
    beepain
    4 mánuðum síðan

    Jack you didn't put a spoiler warning

  97. NAME NAME NAME
    NAME NAME NAME
    4 mánuðum síðan

    0:58 CATapulted

    1. No lol
      No lol
      3 mánuðum síðan

      Fuck you for that pun

    2. Liquid_ICE #HahaCult
      Liquid_ICE #HahaCult
      4 mánuðum síðan

      Stfu gehe dich vergraben lol

    3. NAME NAME NAME
      NAME NAME NAME
      4 mánuðum síðan

      I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen that joke here already

  98. Juan Felipe Cañón Acosta
    Juan Felipe Cañón Acosta
    4 mánuðum síðan

    When you realize the thumbnail is a haiku Critic consensus Pawsitively Wonderful Two hundred Percent

  99. bronc haris
    bronc haris
    4 mánuðum síðan

    Dear God this an actual review with literally no satire

  100. Stewart page
    Stewart page
    4 mánuðum síðan

    Kid bopz the cats soundtrack