SantaCon: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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The holiday season brings with it a host of annual traditions. John Oliver discusses one of the worst.
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  1. Antifrost
    Antifrost
    21 klukkustund síðan

    When I remember how Santa aggressively masturbates 364 days of the year (365 on leap years), hearing them getting busy in a pharmacy might not be the most shocking news.

  2. Liam Tennant
    Liam Tennant
    Degi Síðan síðan

    You can tell he had some fun with that one

  3. Banjo
    Banjo
    2 dögum síðan

    John brought up Santa without a masturbation joke. Something is wrong here.

  4. Brian D
    Brian D
    2 dögum síðan

    Some people pay extra to see naked leapfrogging Santa's..

  5. Garfield
    Garfield
    2 dögum síðan

    So what I’m hearing is that people who aren’t Santa are pussies

  6. Luis Felipe Giga
    Luis Felipe Giga
    3 dögum síðan

    Hahahaha best video ever!! I'm peeing my pants

  7. MrEvers
    MrEvers
    3 dögum síðan

    In comparison Furry conventions add a lot of revenue for the hosting city, usually also holds a charity, and whatever weird sexual acts some suspect of us, only happen in the privacy of hotel rooms.

  8. Manaranjan Ghadai
    Manaranjan Ghadai
    3 dögum síðan

    Pls add subtitles..

  9. Hypernova Needs A Chill Pill 2
    Hypernova Needs A Chill Pill 2
    3 dögum síðan

    I commented on the video that had no sound... I got the most likes I've ever gotten... Then last week tonight realized their mistake and privated RIP

  10. goth pop
    goth pop
    4 dögum síðan

    SantaCon New Orleans: *ZERO INCIDENTS. $35,000 RAISED FOR CHARITY* Once again, the northern Yankees that can't hold their liquor have to screw things up for the professional alcoholics of the south. *Cancel SJW Ron LOLiver!* #cancelron

  11. Ali Living
    Ali Living
    4 dögum síðan

    Oh man... if Oliver did a segment on Shelly Miscavige... poor HBO lawyers. Haha

  12. rantsu
    rantsu
    4 dögum síðan

    Trump and Alex Jones are objectively funnier than John Oliver, "Drumph?" What kind of nickname is that, crooked Hilary, now THAT'S funny.

  13. Shrenik Bothra
    Shrenik Bothra
    5 dögum síðan

    whats the date for next episode ?

    1. Paul Williams
      Paul Williams
      4 dögum síðan

      February 16, 2020.

    2. EvilHomerSimpson
      EvilHomerSimpson
      5 dögum síðan

      never, the show is formatted to lastmonthtonight because the john oliver keeps spending money on worthless expenses

  14. C Roberts
    C Roberts
    6 dögum síðan

    I would love to hear your take on solar power homes - ispulse.info/video/vmC3nHCpdIeHhIw.html You have to love Elon Musk ispulse.info/video/uWPUgoGNZXaZgIg.html

  15. Daniel B
    Daniel B
    6 dögum síðan

    wth John, the break is over. Hurry up and make more magic already.

  16. linamita1
    linamita1
    6 dögum síðan

    Remember when John Oliver used to be funny?

  17. President Camacho 46th POTUS 2020
    President Camacho 46th POTUS 2020
    6 dögum síðan

    last week last month?

  18. Jake A
    Jake A
    7 dögum síðan

    I am an Iranian PhD candidate in Canada. I am writing you to express my opinion and feelings on the recent Iran-USA tension and the tragic consequences as a result of this ever growing tension. I occasionally watch the Late Shows or Jake Tapper’s program. I have got to know how ignorant the large portion of American population is and how arrogance the has become the backbone of both democrats and republicans when it comes to dealing with other countries. I am saying this as a non-religious Iranian citizen who has left his beloved country and family because, I, like most Iranians hate the Islamic Republic regime. But the question is, do we like the United States political agenda and how they have been behaving throughout the history? Why instead of interviewing the liars in the governments of both countries, do not you interview the ordinary people?! Millions of Iranians have been suffering and being killed in the past 40 years due to the decisions made by a small number of people at both sides. Disproportionally at a much smaller scale thousands of American lives have been impacted, mostly related to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Yet, the only people who are given the major platforms to speak and tell their lies and propaganda, and plant wrong beliefs in public’s head are those liars and killers. Both the US government (in the past 40 years) and the Islamic Republic regime have the blood of millions of people on their hands. Their actions has isolated the great Iranian people both at home and even overseas, wasted trillions of dollars which could have been used for the prosperity of humanity, has given rise to the extremists, has opened up a great opportunity for the Russian and Chinese governments to take advantage of Iran and suck up all the resources of Iran in return for their support. See where we are today, never closer to a tragic war. As the US Defence Secretary said on CNN “Our goal is to protect American people”. Yes, at the expense of innocent lives of people from other countries!? I have always hated bloody revolutions, civil wars and violence, but I have reached to a point that there is almost no way of people getting the control of their nations back without bloody revolutions, civil wars and violence. The US sanctions and travel bans on Iranians have impacted ordinary Iranians’ lives (over %90) who most of them hate the current regime. Then, after all the US governments have done to the Iranians, the US president gets on social media and write in Persian how they support Iranians, after threatening to bomb their cultural sites! Yet, those are the people who are given the major platforms to speak! I am so sick of the path we are taking. People no longer have any power whatsoever, not just because of the politicians. But mainly because the majority of people do not use their conscious anymore, their are fed with lies and have become numb to many things. As soon as a tragic event occurs, they all become interested in the topic just because they do not want to fall behind to show off their care on the social media. People who did not know where Iran is on the map or how the culture and the history is, all the sudden start posting things on the social media. Let me tell you, if none of those killed in the passenger plane was not a dual citizen of Canada and European countries, nobody would even know about it. The examples of hypocrisy and pretentiousness are countless but of course, today a large portion of western world’s population is more interested in following what the celebrities did, whom they dated, what the newest Netflix show is and etc. Russia’s interference with the US election has been one of the main ingredients of all the TV shows and a great deal of investigations by the political parties and rage from public. Why?!!!! The US has been meddling with every single country including but not limited to elections, regime change and military actions but everyone has to be ok with it and not much talk about it. But, when it comes to other countries doing the same, then it is something unacceptable. One of the main reasons Iran’s path has changed and resulted in the current system is because of 1953 Iranian coup deta which was the overthrow of the democratically elected Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh orchestrated by the United States and the United Kingdom. For example, no American or news network talks about the Iran Air passenger Flight that was shot down on 3 July 1988 by an SM-2MR surface-to-air missile fired from USS Vincennes of the United States Navy. The aircraft, an Airbus A300, was destroyed and all 290 people on board, including 66 children, were killed. The jet was hit while flying over Iran's territorial waters in the Persian Gulf. Unfortunately, not many people know these facts because the media does not pay attention to anything unless is American or European lives. The killing of Soleimani was the best gift to the Iran’s dictators. Now, even Iranian people who have been opposing the Iranian regime and the Revolutionary Guard, are leaning towards them and grow anger towards the US. Now, the dictators have a justification to actually develop nuclear weapons to defend for their survival. Thanks, A human

  19. Daniel C Treidene
    Daniel C Treidene
    7 dögum síðan

    Dear Santa / John Oliver With Hard cheese costume made out of no cordeon bleu. I want you to explain something to me about these british people. There seem to be clones there or something. Theres the whole prince of whales thing that I dont get. There are pictures that look very much the same but just arent, in those tiny particular ways. Let me give you a list of the characters I have observed that look too close for comfort, yet way too different to be able to pin them one person. The chap with the standing white hair that gets photographed with the queen of the british. the chap with the downfolded black hair bits that gets photographed as prince harrys dad. sherlock holmes chap, the one that was filmed in the lady in green. Charles dance as in game of thrones and one of the discworld miniseries, and possibly the old leader chap playing an old grumpy guy of the #tolans in stargate sg1, I long suspected that to be charles dances brother but I they seem to be just different enough to be brothers. and the one doctor who that is clearly the bio son of one of them, just cant tell exactly who. please explain, there seem to be some clear cases of mistaken identities here or something.

  20. The open sandbox
    The open sandbox
    7 dögum síðan

    Look. John Oliver has gotten his canons mixed up. It has clearly been stated in a previous episode, that the real Santa uses all day up til christmas masturbating. He would obviously attend all santa cons that horny red bastard!

  21. Flame that Sings to the Wind
    Flame that Sings to the Wind
    8 dögum síðan

    "Two Santas going at it..."

  22. Dave Harris
    Dave Harris
    8 dögum síðan

    I'll miss you John Oliver.

  23. MetroXLR
    MetroXLR
    8 dögum síðan

    I can't wait for John Oliver to return, and give an update on Donald Trump. Who everyday proves to be nothing but a bratty child poking sleeping bears with sticks.

  24. mobabyhomeslice
    mobabyhomeslice
    8 dögum síðan

    When will your show be back?? I need my fix.

    1. Paul Williams
      Paul Williams
      4 dögum síðan

      February 16

  25. BTsMusicChannel
    BTsMusicChannel
    8 dögum síðan

    When was the last time you were "on"? I almost forgot you have a show.

  26. Kirk Dillabaugh
    Kirk Dillabaugh
    9 dögum síðan

    2:06 - I saw Mommy f^%&ing Santa Clause...underneath the mistletoe in aisle 4

  27. Zatoichi Hanzo
    Zatoichi Hanzo
    9 dögum síðan

    Was that an Idles, the band, reference?

  28. Dennis Groxo
    Dennis Groxo
    9 dögum síðan

    Stop👏the👏laugh👏tracks👏

    1. Paul Williams
      Paul Williams
      4 dögum síðan

      The laugh tracks might be because they're not taping this one in the front of an audience. It might be premade for the break. Otherwise, they're genuine.

  29. Elimu
    Elimu
    10 dögum síðan

    John, come back to work we are waiting. ⏳

  30. Michleen Aburaed
    Michleen Aburaed
    10 dögum síðan

    Maybe the show should be called wtf america instead of last week tonight Much more expressive

  31. zarzarbeast
    zarzarbeast
    10 dögum síðan

    Reminder: John Oliver is not a US Citizen. He is a foreign agent meddling in US elections. Not a citizen. "Of particular concern to Oliver is Trump's executive actions on immigration, which he fears could worsen. He is not an American citizen himself." www.newsweek.com/john-oliver-stephen-colbert-immigration-554163

    1. Paul Williams
      Paul Williams
      4 dögum síðan

      @Elyes He has a green card for residency.

    2. zarzarbeast
      zarzarbeast
      7 dögum síðan

      @Elyes He does not have American citizenship.

    3. Elyes
      Elyes
      7 dögum síðan

      He has American citizenship.

  32. Type-B Gamer
    Type-B Gamer
    11 dögum síðan

    Please tell me you guys are creating a Russell Crowe Koala Burn ward and Sanctuary in Australia!! I'd donate to that

  33. Not Spicy Enough
    Not Spicy Enough
    11 dögum síðan

    We did a parody of Last Week Tonight and we'd love if you checked it out! ispulse.info/video/unSjnKR9lHafl5A.html

  34. teo kelly
    teo kelly
    11 dögum síðan

    O sir John Oliver please come back we need you

  35. Antony Slack
    Antony Slack
    11 dögum síðan

    This was not what I expected but I love this xD

  36. Stardressedsky
    Stardressedsky
    11 dögum síðan

    FINALLY just saw lion king....... love you zazu. you made him come to life

  37. M E
    M E
    12 dögum síðan

    Bro... where tf are you... How long is this damn break?? You left us with SantaCon... fucking SantaCon 🤦🏿‍♂️

  38. Austin Rodriguez
    Austin Rodriguez
    12 dögum síðan

    Yo we’re going to war soon. Hurry the fuck up john

  39. TalkAboutFightClub
    TalkAboutFightClub
    12 dögum síðan

    John, I know you all deserve time off, but a 3-month break in this political climate feels a little like the Army deciding to have a beach vacation after landing in Normandy. We need you to keep fighting for sanity. Please come back soon.

  40. Sampad Roy
    Sampad Roy
    12 dögum síðan

    Please cover on what is happening in India right now. It needs global attention. The Govt. is following the same path as the Nazis in Germany. The whole nation is in unrest. THIS NEEDS ATTENTION OF WORLD MEDIA.

  41. E. Norma Stitz
    E. Norma Stitz
    12 dögum síðan

    Did you hear that santa and his wife are divorcing? he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney

  42. Thomas Vogel
    Thomas Vogel
    12 dögum síðan

    The red and white santa was invented by coca cola. Look it up.

  43. Johannes Borchgrevink
    Johannes Borchgrevink
    12 dögum síðan

    I love how he has to pretend actually reading from the book...

  44. Al kbir Awi
    Al kbir Awi
    13 dögum síðan

    Wonderful kondrisa

  45. Igor Feofanov
    Igor Feofanov
    13 dögum síðan

    please make a 'beyond scared straight' episode

  46. TheOneManInBlack
    TheOneManInBlack
    13 dögum síðan

    Oh boy john mate i wait to what you say about suleimani and iran

  47. Armando Morales
    Armando Morales
    13 dögum síðan

    Holy sh8? This douche-bag is still working? 😂😂

  48. Jill Blog
    Jill Blog
    14 dögum síðan

    As someone who lives right near Hoboken, I’m a little hurt

  49. JaySilverhood
    JaySilverhood
    14 dögum síðan

    Santa and Johnny are on good terms now?

  50. james mason
    james mason
    14 dögum síðan

    Was that swaggersouls

  51. Saurabh Rajana
    Saurabh Rajana
    14 dögum síðan

    Hello sir, it's been 3 weeks. We're missing you. Waiting for your next upload dearly.

  52. William Clarke
    William Clarke
    14 dögum síðan

    My innocence has been ruined.....why John why??? Also I got here by miss reading the title as santa claus

  53. MechanicPluto24
    MechanicPluto24
    14 dögum síðan

    Can't wait for John Oliver to discuss World War 3

    1. MechanicPluto24
      MechanicPluto24
      4 dögum síðan

      @Ali Living Tell that to our citrus golem of a president

    2. Ali Living
      Ali Living
      4 dögum síðan

      Oi!! Do not give us a war!! It's a USA war, the world is not into it!!

    3. Echosoblivion
      Echosoblivion
      5 dögum síðan

      @Derick G when is the first episode i googled and couldnt find an answer

    4. Derick G
      Derick G
      7 dögum síðan

      Richard V. The next episode is in February, so you gonna have to wait lol

    5. Richard V.
      Richard V.
      10 dögum síðan

      He should be back from vacation by now!!!

  54. zerocool_entertainment
    zerocool_entertainment
    15 dögum síðan

    “An explicit sex act in the aisle” surprises him. Wow, you should come to Berlin

  55. Andrew Holowaty
    Andrew Holowaty
    15 dögum síðan

    We really need a segment on Scientology.

  56. Robert Karwacki
    Robert Karwacki
    15 dögum síðan

    This is why we can;t have nice things.

  57. Foxontherun2
    Foxontherun2
    15 dögum síðan

    raising 450,00$ over 9 years is the same as a SINGLE PERSON making 50,000$ a year over 9 years. For a fundraising event with 30k attendees that is pitiful

  58. Christopher Perez
    Christopher Perez
    15 dögum síðan

    I work for a kids event going on in my city and I saw a santa vape right next to some kids..

  59. Renata uwu
    Renata uwu
    16 dögum síðan

    Can't wait to hear he's thought about "WWIII" lol

  60. Shannon Breen
    Shannon Breen
    16 dögum síðan

    I love John Oliver, but the comment about "that baby is only dead" is not funny, and is extremely painful for parents like myself, who have lost babies.