What's Wrong With GOOP (Gwyneth's Overload Of Pseudoscience) | Cynical Reviews

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This could have filled an entire series, to be honest. This will have to suffice for now. Seriously though, prepare yourselves for a trip through time and bulls**t.
Truth in Advertising's catalogue of Goop's nonsense: www.truthinadvertising.org/goop-database/
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  1. Cynical Reviews
    Cynical Reviews
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    1. Catherine Campbell
      Catherine Campbell
      22 dögum síðan

      🙋🏾‍♀️I WOULD NEVER PUT ANY FOREIGN OBJECTS NEAR MY LADY PARTS! 🙅🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

    2. Scott Wilson
      Scott Wilson
      2 mánuðum síðan

      Uranium Volcanos Tigers

    3. Kasimir Berger
      Kasimir Berger
      3 mánuðum síðan

      I love your video, but please check the facts about jade... jade is mostly semi-porous and non-absorbent and has a crystal structure (so much I do know as a chemist). I am quite certain that bacteria can not enter the stone, please ask a geologist or biologist... I think that the doctor jumped to conclusions, and I don't think she's right. There is no need to spread fear over false information. :)

    4. Boi Bio
      Boi Bio
      4 mánuðum síðan

      Steve Denver I agree, I think she has the ability to create new information based on backstories or a “where are they now” style that could be enjoyable to read or, god willing, watch. But the contairy has been proven by just looking at Fantastic beasts (past) or Harry Potter and the Cursed Child(future). Both try to expand on the world building of the original yet both failed to do so because they were mediocre. I’d rather have it end and retain its mystery then have a new movie every year explaining a little detail just like Star Wars. Have you ever heard of the anime serious Fate? It started out simple and got more and more complex till it collapsed under its own weight. This made the story impossible to follow with the addition of multiple universes, splintered time lines. This lead to a reboot, like many franchise do now. I dread for the same to happen to Harry Potter. This is why I feel she should stop writing about Harry Potter and instead create a new universe. That she can build up and add information. Constantly making newer ideas instead of adding to old ones and dragging down an already good story with too much information.

    5. Steve Denver
      Steve Denver
      4 mánuðum síðan

      @Boi Bio Don't worry about ranting, I don't mind reading. There is a famous saying among illustrators and painters: the two hardest things about art are knowing how to begin and when to stop. I strongly suspect Rowling intended to create something wonderful that fans of Harry Potter would cherish, and she missed. Still, I hope she doesn't stop, because she just might come up with something wonderful. "If I were king of the world," I would encourage her to work off of what is already wonderful and established: what are the backstories of the characters we know. A few years ago I ran across a pretty astonishing fan-movie about Snape's early years. I think it was Italian with questionable English dubbing; but it revealed how much could be explored. What is the history of the Marauder's Map? What are some of the stories of the Room of Requirement? Rowling has a lot of books that never reached fan or critical praise, and they weren't translated into movies. Perhaps that is a proving ground she should pay attention to: put out stories in book form first, see what the reaction is, then consider film adaptation. I don't want her to stop trying, just in case she comes up with precious gold again. I'm more disappointed in her FANTASTIC BEASTS misses than I am offended. I'm certain she didn't want to miss. I just don't know if anyone near her has the guts to be honest. I think they were really close, but lost the central thread and had terrible rhythm. At the end of the first film, I had grown to like the bumbling sidekick and his girlfriend; but the sequel didn't pick that up that strength and perpetuate it. I've watched "deleted scenes" from films I loved and directors agonized over cutting well-acted and interesting scenes, but realized they didn't propel the story or maintain pacing. That is a talent and experience, and I'm not sure Rowling has the skill to edit her films and I wonder if anyone will tell her they need it. That was the other side of "ranting," called "rambling." Nice chatting with you. I'll read whatever you send back.

  2. Robyn Schiefferer
    Robyn Schiefferer
    2 dögum síðan

    Man NASA is scary when it's dormant military personality takes over

  3. Samurai Kit
    Samurai Kit
    3 dögum síðan

    She knows what she is doing. She is making cash. Pure manipulation. Just playing role of dummy. Actors = professional Liers.

  4. Mary-jane Cry
    Mary-jane Cry
    5 dögum síðan

    The fact that some dummies actually fall for this gives me some business ideas.

  5. jason bowman
    jason bowman
    7 dögum síðan

    It sounds like the goop women are into strange kink. I use to listen to these horny older women that would call into radio shows and claim they went on a U.F.O. and had sex with aliens but in reality they were into vibrators and enemas. It's strange, interesting but I heard you can blow your colon out but to each their own.

  6. Macaulyn97
    Macaulyn97
    8 dögum síðan

    "I don't believe anything natural can be bad for you." So, there is this thing called coronavirus, its kind of a big deal nowadays...

  7. Blue Rapter
    Blue Rapter
    9 dögum síðan

    Look at all the ways I could kill myself, even as a guy...

  8. Genghis Khan
    Genghis Khan
    9 dögum síðan

    WellI hate most alternative medicine as it's exploitative shit that the people peddling it deserve to be put in prison.

  9. Lily Anna
    Lily Anna
    9 dögum síðan

    I think the egg is supposed to act as an expensive kegel weight (which is a real exercise), although it's generally not made of harmful materials

  10. Sustained Life Change A Fitz
    Sustained Life Change A Fitz
    10 dögum síðan

    Who is down voting this? Nothing this guy has said was wrong!

    1. Michael Merritt
      Michael Merritt
      10 dögum síðan

      Sustained Life Change A Fitz his over reliance on western science and medicine

  11. Jaden Shelton
    Jaden Shelton
    13 dögum síðan

    Oof the jk Rowling appearance did not age well

  12. Barnabas Gordon
    Barnabas Gordon
    15 dögum síðan

    When I was a toddler I left a ‚present‘ on my aunts carpet and I assure you I did not say ‚goop‘

  13. Ai-rin
    Ai-rin
    18 dögum síðan

    well let people wanting to be fooled, fooled.

  14. Al Dente
    Al Dente
    18 dögum síðan

    GOOP was like the sequel to the Dark Crystal if the Skeksis won and moved to Hollywood.

  15. strwbrrymlkbby
    strwbrrymlkbby
    21 degi síðan síðan

    as a pagan who witch.... gwen is so stupid 😭

  16. Joe r-tard
    Joe r-tard
    21 degi síðan síðan

    does goop offer a payment plan for those on section 8 that also want natural health remedies?

  17. KicsiKorte
    KicsiKorte
    21 degi síðan síðan

    Alternative medicines are just placebos. They work somewhat if you believe that they'll work, but it's as good as it gets. And this is the harmless kind. You won't get harmed if you carry around some pebbles in your pocket, and they might help somewhat if you believe in that. And there's the dangerous kind of alternative medicine, where people drink bleach, because they think it cures cancer or malaria or whatever. People promoting this should go and die in a corner. Also it's fucking disgusting to prey on vulnerable people, who, in their desperation, turn to these obscenely expensive bullshittery. Like... saying that vaginal steaming or that jade egg or whichever quackery it was, "cures" fertility. No Gwinnie... fuck you, for promoting this and giving your name for this.

  18. Catherine Campbell
    Catherine Campbell
    22 dögum síðan

    🙋🏾‍♀️I WOULD NEVER PUT ANY FOREIGN OBJECTS NEAR MY LADY PARTS! 🙅🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  19. naan
    naan
    22 dögum síðan

    The practices at “Goop” have the same vibes as using leeches in medical practices in 1400s

  20. Gajus Julius
    Gajus Julius
    23 dögum síðan

    why are you showing trump, when talking about propaganda etc

  21. Charlotte Breton
    Charlotte Breton
    23 dögum síðan

    I think a different type of grass might help 😊

  22. Nerdy White - Man
    Nerdy White - Man
    24 dögum síðan

    The grass skit fuggn killed me🤣

  23. Andreea Nitisor
    Andreea Nitisor
    26 dögum síðan

    After this video I'm glad she turned down playing Rose in Titanic. Also I had no idea she starred in anything other than Iron Man

  24. Minty-san was here
    Minty-san was here
    26 dögum síðan

    Ew no what the beep why would you even ask that?

  25. No One In Particular
    No One In Particular
    29 dögum síðan

    Fun fact- If every part of your body is vibrating at the same frequency, that frequency is 0 flux/min, because you are dead (and have been for a while).

  26. Starlight_Feather
    Starlight_Feather
    Mánuði síðan

    Natural? Like snake venom?

  27. Cherri Splash
    Cherri Splash
    Mánuði síðan

    I use goop... I'm now immortal. 🤣

  28. Lola Arcana
    Lola Arcana
    Mánuði síðan

    Say what you want about Nic Cage, but you cannot deny he is entertaining.

  29. SamCardCounter
    SamCardCounter
    Mánuði síðan

    "Ma'am, i feel like this is a scam!"

  30. Sneeky Sandvich
    Sneeky Sandvich
    Mánuði síðan

    “I don’t know what the fuck we talk about” Then why continue doing this ducking job

  31. HE13272326
    HE13272326
    Mánuði síðan

    Selling overpriced crap to stupid people is the quickest way to get rich Do you want an I don't know for 120 Dollar or a I don't know for 70 Dollar? I also have an I don't know for just 400 Dollar!

  32. mkultra 1000
    mkultra 1000
    Mánuði síðan

    My views on alternative medicine is that it should only be used for mild and non serious ailments. For example if you have a headache you can drink some peppermint tea. Or if you're having trouble falling asleep at night drink some chamomile tea. Also you can drink rosehip tea 4 menstrual cramps. But if the menstrual cramps are severe I would recommend seeing a doctor.

  33. teiyialachey
    teiyialachey
    Mánuði síðan

    I went to the GOOP website, and they were selling an ugly white dress for $595 called " Mendoza Drop-Waist Shirt Dress ". I wouldn't even buy it if it was $25 at Walmart! Ugh

  34. Maurício Torquato
    Maurício Torquato
    Mánuði síðan

    Wait, she managed to win an Oscar while competing against Cate Blachett, Fernanda Montenegro and Merly Streep? Now that's shocking.

  35. Havoc Herseim
    Havoc Herseim
    Mánuði síðan

    Lol, fuck Stephen Colbert... cant believe you added that propaganda artist.

  36. Ruby Carbonell
    Ruby Carbonell
    Mánuði síðan

    Add the used water from the vaginal steam into your cooking and feed it to your s/o, and you get Malaysia's infamous "Nasi Tangas/Nasi Kangkang," a superstitious (and certainly dangerous when the spell is backfired) practice that lets the user control the receiver however they want.

  37. Emmanuel Scrive
    Emmanuel Scrive
    Mánuði síðan

    Goop is the left version of infowars by Alex Jones but for Women.

  38. flammenfrost Zambrano Vater
    flammenfrost Zambrano Vater
    Mánuði síðan

    An apple a day keeps the goop away😅

  39. Flower Mom
    Flower Mom
    Mánuði síðan

    Anything natural can't be bad for you? Oh, boy! Time to go chug a gallon of pufferfish toxin!

  40. Ashley Plourde
    Ashley Plourde
    Mánuði síðan

    Worm grunting

  41. Ashley Plourde
    Ashley Plourde
    Mánuði síðan

    This gives natural medicine a bad wrap but like shit, get real meds if you can

  42. Chalene Thong
    Chalene Thong
    Mánuði síðan

    Bruh the only thing similar in my Chinese-descent household to those ridiculous jade eggs are these two metallic balls enamelled to look like jade which you roll in your hands to supposedly lessen the chances of stroke. It's basically like juggling one-handed without throwing anything into the air. No intimate orifices are involved

  43. Mc Fireballs
    Mc Fireballs
    Mánuði síðan

    I love how butthurt you are about Trump xD

  44. Anne Stabile
    Anne Stabile
    Mánuði síðan

    Total effing BS. Shame GP! Thanks for setting us straight. Honestly rich white women need a damn job!

  45. Kayleigh Boelts
    Kayleigh Boelts
    Mánuði síðan

    Some alternative medicine is good, like chiropractors and acupuncture, but others are stupid.

    1. mkultra 1000
      mkultra 1000
      Mánuði síðan

      I would say herbal teas are good but for mild afflictions

  46. ylimets h
    ylimets h
    Mánuði síðan

    How does she... get the egg out?

  47. Me
    Me
    Mánuði síðan

    I buy crystals but not for healing. I buy them because they're pretty and they look nice on my book shelf... Though I do have a theory about how they heal you. So you throw the crystals at people you don't like and that makes you feel better which makes you happy and that's how you heal... Yes I am kidding but still...

  48. Tracey Gilbert
    Tracey Gilbert
    Mánuði síðan

    It’s all about money a scam

  49. Taylor Adams
    Taylor Adams
    Mánuði síðan

    some alternative medicines do work to manage symptoms and ease sufferings like... acupuncture. It does work. It's not an excuse to avoid seeing a doctor about depression, anxiety, and other things, but it can help manage the symptoms and if you're still in denial about how much help you need, it is a good start. However witchy things like magic stones and stuff... should be cheap (ish), from witchy and not healthy brands.. and should be from witches who know what they're doing.

  50. TheSmilingVagrantsOfficial
    TheSmilingVagrantsOfficial
    Mánuði síðan

    Kimmel: *reads goop description* Gwen: *laughs hysterically* Kimmel: "You don't honestly believe that, do you?" Gwen, still dying: "I don't know!"

  51. Alex Jones
    Alex Jones
    Mánuði síðan

    One day Gwyneth will one day grow a brain cell, look back at this and think to herself "What in the fuck have I wasted my money on?" ((I know she probably won't ever think that due to how deluded she is, but it doesn't hurt to hope))

  52. Manfred Flying Circus
    Manfred Flying Circus
    Mánuði síðan

    Why is anybody surprised that her company is worth a quarter of a billion, when all her products are super expensive

  53. Hamsnub
    Hamsnub
    Mánuði síðan

    Natural = healthy Artificial = unhealthy Cyanide = healthy Paracetamol = unhealthy

  54. Mpiewizard
    Mpiewizard
    Mánuði síðan

    Earthing? I walk barefoot all the time, have since i was little, and I still deal with insomnia and depression lol

    1. OtakuUnitedStudio
      OtakuUnitedStudio
      21 degi síðan síðan

      Because it's a New Age pseudoscience. Of course it doesn't work.

  55. Sophie Lauren
    Sophie Lauren
    Mánuði síðan

    I am very irritated by those that use alternative "medicine" which is not medicine. Not even close. As someone with epilepsy, chronic headaches and migraines, scoliosis, ADD, severe depression and anxiety, as well as panic disorder I find it deeply upsetting to be looked down on for not using all natural alternative medicines which are "better" for you. They tend to be healthy people and some think they are healthy because of the alternative medicine when in actuality they are healthier due to genetics. Many alternative medicine junkies don't understand what it's like to worry about that kind of thing and to be desperate for health insurance or to feel guilty about what conditions they've passed down to their children. I hate people that manipulate those who are desperate for help or those that are naive into using alternative medicine. Some people actually die because they only rely on alternatives to actual medicine and just because they feel like they have to go "all natural" for some reason.

    1. OtakuUnitedStudio
      OtakuUnitedStudio
      21 degi síðan síðan

      The things that always ticks me off is when they say they "feel better" on whatever snake oil they're taken, and when asked what they mean they can't elaborate beyond "I dunno, I just FEEL BETTER, geez." As in, they basically admit that their statements are meaningless but refuse to own up. "Do you feel happier?" "Not especially." "Less pain?" "I didn't really have any to begin with." "Fewer allergy attacks?" "No." "How are you ANY better, then?" "I just AM! YOU just like pills!"

  56. R.R Hannaman
    R.R Hannaman
    Mánuði síðan

    Lady parts are actually self cleaning. This isn't neccessary.

  57. R.R Hannaman
    R.R Hannaman
    Mánuði síðan

    Her are legit ancient medicines that have been proven true. By actual science. But this isnt it. I think there is an advantage to aroma therapy but not as a cure all. Same with cannabis. Some actually have scientific backing.

  58. The Presence
    The Presence
    Mánuði síðan

    Colbert has done a few funny segments with a "lifestyle brand" called Covetton House that makes fun of Goop.

  59. Venus and Bluebells
    Venus and Bluebells
    Mánuði síðan

    Ugh, this is so fucked up. Gotta say, dumbasses like this are ruining so many good things; for example, organic food, like...some people want to avoid pesticides. Cool. And then there's the people who think organic = magical cure-all. That shit is so annoying (I've been annoyed with it my whole life, especially because I have Celiac disease, so all my food has to be gluten free or I can die, but I feel awkward explaining that because of the popular misconceptions and fads around gluten free stuff).

  60. 은채린
    은채린
    Mánuði síðan

    Some asian remedies have worked in my experience, and are just part of my family tradition, but older does not mean better, and fully scientifically researched medicine is much more trustworthy. Just because a technique is ancient doesn’t mean it works, medicine is widespread for a reason

  61. Cookin with Seb
    Cookin with Seb
    Mánuði síðan

    you just need a ward, not a 27 dollat bottle of shit, to get rid of bad vibes

  62. Jesse
    Jesse
    Mánuði síðan

    most alternative medicine is an old belief, old disproven treatment , a scam, or old wife tales

  63. Lucinda Leon
    Lucinda Leon
    Mánuði síðan

    Lol i can get a 100 pack of stickers for like 5 bucks and goop is selling 10 for 60 bucks!?

  64. the realistically speaking
    the realistically speaking
    Mánuði síðan

    How come its always women that fall for these things like have you ever met a dude that thinks crystals scare away demons or some shit

  65. Coco Noisette
    Coco Noisette
    Mánuði síðan

    "The Sun is natural, it can't harm you" *Sunburns, NASA and skin cancer have entered the chat*

  66. Coco Noisette
    Coco Noisette
    Mánuði síðan

    Pseudo science is great! It's like, science, but without all those annoying rules and restrictions and explanations!

  67. Drowsy Temmie
    Drowsy Temmie
    Mánuði síðan

    Even though I am a 14 year old who doesn't even understand a lot of science, I feel I still know more about this shit than Gwen.

  68. ThisisSarah 81585
    ThisisSarah 81585
    Mánuði síðan

    Poison ivy is natural and organic- I'm going to go roll around in some to "enhance my connection to nature"

  69. ThisisSarah 81585
    ThisisSarah 81585
    Mánuði síðan

    "When she was done stealing awards from much more deserving candidates... " 👌SUBSCRIBED

  70. Bronwyn B
    Bronwyn B
    Mánuði síðan

    Are we surprised in anyway she named her children Apple & Moses.....HELLO

  71. Ghastly Dragon 10
    Ghastly Dragon 10
    Mánuði síðan

    I might start steaming my asshole for fun

  72. melomania
    melomania
    Mánuði síðan

    She doesn't even know the difference between vulv* & v*gin*, I mean... 🤦

  73. galeforce3192
    galeforce3192
    Mánuði síðan

    If they need to put in a liability waiver saying that "this information has not been evaluated by the FDA", _then people shouldn't be trying it._ Yes, the FDA approval system is flawed, but you can at least do your research on what _not_ to do and what _not_ to base your prospective medicinal product on. If your product hasn't been approved by the FDA or whatever your country's equivalent is regarding public health, _then don't fucking sell it to the public._ You're likely to get people hurt, and thus you're opening yourself up to a lawsuit. If you put a liability waiver on it and sell it anyway in order to try and protect yourself from lawsuits instead of having the public's best interests in mind and getting it approved before selling it, then you're a fucking scam artist and deserve to have your name dragged through the mud. EDIT: First posted this comment before watching the entire video, so I just had to say, GODDAMMIT STEPHEN COLBERT I ALMOST HAD TO GRAB MY INHALER BECAUSE I WAS WHEEZING SO BAD AT THE SPOTTER JOKE 🤣

  74. gaddyric
    gaddyric
    2 mánuðum síðan

    The sad thing is anyone who needs a video like this explaining about how they shouldn't get this shit, and is an adult already, are most likely beyond helping.

  75. Cayelyn Barrows
    Cayelyn Barrows
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't even remember being in the Iron Man movies 🤦‍♀️

  76. EDGE Zerys
    EDGE Zerys
    2 mánuðum síðan

    To be fair, I just come to this channel to laugh my bum off. 10/10

  77. Tris B
    Tris B
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I always walk barefoot unless going to a store or if I just wanna wear shoes, and I'm still depressed and bad at sleeping.

  78. I Promise I Don't Deal Meth
    I Promise I Don't Deal Meth
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I think I know why Gwen and Chris Martin separated.

  79. NazoNougami
    NazoNougami
    2 mánuðum síðan

    There was a "Garfield" comic about Jon walking barefoot outside because he wanted to feel the grass. He was immediately subjected to the real life woes of ants, snakes, hot sidewalks, and gum.

  80. BasketPaul
    BasketPaul
    2 mánuðum síðan

    The more I look into Goop, the more brain cells I lose. It's funny to joke about at least.