Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

Doctor Mike
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If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
Please submit more burns down below, I just might chime in =]
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- Doctor Mike Varshavski
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  1. totesmagoats82
    2 klukkustundum síðan

    Such a good sport, I dig it. Some of these are lame af though.

  2. Alexis Bailey
    Alexis Bailey
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    I just have to say this I was the kid that reminded the teacher that she forgot the homework only because I loved homework

  3. InfamousBVF
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    I wash my hands after taking a shower.....

  4. aLiCe
    5 klukkustundum síðan

    Omg! You speak russian!

  5. christy mathew
    christy mathew
    5 klukkustundum síðan

    That chest compression one is so funny😂😂

  6. Ω†Evelyn†Ω
    6 klukkustundum síðan

    "Never seen a anyone get so spooked by a doctor.." bRUH ALL THE DOCTORS I KNOW ARE CREEPS

  7. Beanut Butter
    Beanut Butter
    7 klukkustundum síðan

    I wish we can see KSI’s hairline

  8. Minecraft Girl
    Minecraft Girl
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="405">6:45</a> that's a complement because thst means he makes sure that you dont get the flu.

  9. Tyler Kinemond
    Tyler Kinemond
    9 klukkustundum síðan

    Здравствуйте!!!! России да?

  10. The Tabla King
    The Tabla King
    9 klukkustundum síðan


  11. Kgothatso Morotoba
    Kgothatso Morotoba
    9 klukkustundum síðan

    The chest compressions 💀😭🤣🤣🤣

  12. Ultra Anonymous Google User
    Ultra Anonymous Google User
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    Да ты говоришь по русски, даже если не очень хорошо... Edit: after going back and listening to you say "да я говорю по русски" I realized that I was just resting my finger on the speaker so you sounded like a fucking demon lord

  13. Aya Bouali
    Aya Bouali
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Okeeey , would someone plz tell me what deek means ??

  14. venusloaf
    13 klukkustundum síðan

    the caterpillar, sweaty pizza socks, and "why did my wife leave me" comments were all from the same person lmao what

  15. I'am I
    I'am I
    13 klukkustundum síðan

    Would you make a video only in russian? I would love that

  16. Maya Kinney
    Maya Kinney
    13 klukkustundum síðan

    I hope my 18th birthday in august won’t Be me stuck at home

  17. I'am I
    I'am I
    13 klukkustundum síðan

    First time i hear this guy speaking russian

  18. Rachel RW
    Rachel RW
    15 klukkustundum síðan

    I like his forehead, seems normal. That’s bcuz y’all haven’t seen my brothers forehead. He has a 6 head

  19. TheRunn
    15 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="59">0:59</a> is my favorite, he looks like mike zuckerberg in that picture

  20. Trevor trevor
    Trevor trevor
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="708">11:48</a> furbo tho

  21. Jacey_Melody
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sooooo needed this right now! ❤

    1. Jacey_Melody
      16 klukkustundum síðan

      *hugs!* I couldn't roast you if I tried although the tight shirts jokes almost killed me! Your chest IS big enough to land a plane on. This much is true. Not gonna lie 🤭 they were pretty funny! Ps: You're awesome!! I like you. Don't stop doing what you do ✌

  22. Andy Hanson
    Andy Hanson
    19 klukkustundum síðan

    Suspected stalker

  23. Rare Commentor
    Rare Commentor
    19 klukkustundum síðan


  24. Chantel :D
    Chantel :D
    21 klukkustund síðan

    He's smiling through the pain...

  25. Minecraft Viatr
    Minecraft Viatr
    21 klukkustund síðan

    Привет, славянский товарищ

  26. RK GamingJP
    RK GamingJP
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Your boobs, is it Cap A? :) Love ya

  27. Chasing Mariah
    Chasing Mariah
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Weird. I do wash my hands after a shower.

  28. The Warrior Cat Hashtag
    The Warrior Cat Hashtag
    Degi Síðan síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="253">4:13</a> your welcome

  29. MrCombat
    Degi Síðan síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT I THINK HE’S SAYING “YES I SPEAK RUSSIAN” I’m actually learning Russian (via Duolingo) and I got the sentence “I speak English”. I thought “what if I swapped the English for Russian” and I got я говорю по-русски which sounded ungodly familiar. Then I remembered something Doctor Mike said in this very video. He said it so fast I couldn’t make it out, but I realized it sounded almost exactly like “I speak Russian.” Then he also said “да” at the beginning of it. So I think he said “Да, я говорю по-русски” which translates to “Yes, I speak Russian”. It’s not a groundbreaking discovery but I’m so happy that I figured this out. Learning a new language is so fun.

    1. MrCombat
      Degi Síðan síðan

      Update: I just put it into Google translate, and played the audio. It checks out. I solved the mystery. I will now accept my Nobel Prize.

  30. Gmhude56
    Degi Síðan síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="303">5:03</a> a girl from my latin-class remindet the teacher of a test

  31. am i peppa pig?
    am i peppa pig?
    Degi Síðan síðan

    jerry is so dry man

  32. HumanSkullCrusher 1234
    HumanSkullCrusher 1234
    Degi Síðan síðan

    We want Deek. PMSL

  33. Just Joylynn
    Just Joylynn
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I can't lie this is too funny 😂👌

  34. X
    Degi Síðan síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="141">2:21</a> pretty sure he was implying you get off in the shower

  35. Aditi Dangi
    Aditi Dangi
    Degi Síðan síðan

    *_yOuR lAuGh SoUnDs LiKe A kEtTLe WiTh BoiLiNg WaTeR iN iT_* PERFECT. BEST ROAST. WOW. APPLAUSE. MUCH GOODNESS. VERY INTELLIGENCE. _Totally_ original lol I just realized that this video was posted 6 months ago... Oh well

  36. Fas_.57
    2 dögum síðan

    His laugh at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="156">2:36</a> is something else 😂😂😂

  37. Alice Butterfly
    Alice Butterfly
    2 dögum síðan

    *you look like the kind of person who reminded the teacher to assign homework* You screamed, I know you did

  38. Da Silva Sandy
    Da Silva Sandy
    2 dögum síðan

    Well you got a fan from Luxembourg

  39. Jimin's babygirl;3
    Jimin's babygirl;3
    2 dögum síðan

    I laughed so hard i choked on ice

  40. maya world
    maya world
    2 dögum síðan

    When he kissed the dog 0_0

  41. Karla Maolen Visbal
    Karla Maolen Visbal
    2 dögum síðan

    “No grammar, no love.” Ok, I gotchu fam 😂

  42. J D
    J D
    2 dögum síðan

    Imagine being that wity

  43. GamingGirl 08
    GamingGirl 08
    2 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="255">4:15</a> my neighborhood is one mile from a highway so what the heck does that mean?? Are you wrong or am I right?

  44. Anna Koch
    Anna Koch
    2 dögum síðan

    I love your laugh though☺️ it's contagious, btw I'm from the country where Dr Chris Barnard was from🇿🇦😉

  45. yes i am okay.
    yes i am okay.
    2 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="209">3:29</a> okay chest compressions.

  46. yes i am okay.
    yes i am okay.
    2 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="156">2:36</a> his laugh🙃

  47. Alice Jabberwok
    Alice Jabberwok
    2 dögum síðan

    It's sad that people lost faith he didn't believed at first ...😐

  48. Sentinel From HALO CE
    Sentinel From HALO CE
    2 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="155">2:35</a>

  49. Sentinel From HALO CE
    Sentinel From HALO CE
    2 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="157">2:37</a>

  50. Marcio Alvarado
    Marcio Alvarado
    2 dögum síðan

    The russian winter is cold and unfeeling..just like my father.

  51. The Sims Player
    The Sims Player
    2 dögum síðan

    seat.gear_me.. something wrote 2 burns and a question😂

  52. Alexander fire999
    Alexander fire999
    2 dögum síðan

    Ok..... your hair looks like you're mom cut it with toenail clippers well she was taking a dump while smoking cigarette and using your head as a ashtray......

  53. Nallheli Alcaraz Bringas
    Nallheli Alcaraz Bringas
    3 dögum síðan

    Wtf? He didn’t wanted to videochat with you? I would be thrilled if you ever DM me! C’mon I even screen capture when you heart a comment here or on twitter lol 😂 also I sended you an email with the medical diagnosis of my 6 years old nephew hoping someday you can make a video about his disease, you are just so amazing helping people with this kind of videos donating to charity!

  54. •minnie •
    •minnie •
    3 dögum síðan

    Oh mi god... he’s the brunette Chris Evans

    1. Mikayla Green
      Mikayla Green
      Degi Síðan síðan

      😲I never realized that before... But I can see it now..

  55. deep mind
    deep mind
    3 dögum síðan

    What a wasted opportunity with the person too shy to meet you on camera. Hey Doctor Russian spy, I'm able and willing!. Call me! 😊

  56. Antonym of Bright
    Antonym of Bright
    3 dögum síðan

    Doctor Mike: Is just trying to communicate* Furbo: *_Furbo has spotted a person_*

  57. amethyst leotard
    amethyst leotard
    3 dögum síðan

    F***ing Jerry not want to chat, lol 😆

  58. Eliza Fotta
    Eliza Fotta
    3 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="604">10:04</a> why did he type 69 real quick then delete it💀

  59. IQRose
    3 dögum síðan

    Hey doctor mike your brother told me, to tell you that he wants his shirts back-love you

  60. Noah Kavorkian
    Noah Kavorkian
    3 dögum síðan

    Shout out to <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="604">10:04</a> where he types 69

  61. adrianna aguilar
    adrianna aguilar
    3 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="709">11:49</a> did any one see the notification that someones at the door

  62. david james
    david james
    3 dögum síðan

    He is a doctor, but can't save his relationships!

  63. Jennaveve St. Claire
    Jennaveve St. Claire
    3 dögum síðan

    Omg. You are funny. These reminded me of that night talk show where celebs read mean tweets. I laughed so hard. Thanks!

  64. Tie dye Shirts
    Tie dye Shirts
    3 dögum síðan

    The boat was meant because mc.dreamy liked fairy boats

  65. • Losourii •
    • Losourii •
    4 dögum síðan

    The fact that he liked his own poll

  66. Reagen Boggs
    Reagen Boggs
    4 dögum síðan

    “I would roast you but my mom said I’m not supposed to burn trash”. Can’t people make original roasts? I’ve heard that one several times.

  67. diamond dot
    diamond dot
    4 dögum síðan

    guy says he will un plug his life support for his phone Dr. mike: but then you wont have any meme review

  68. Raiden Braswell
    Raiden Braswell
    4 dögum síðan

    Dr Mike: Do you see any shine? Me, who turned my brightness to 10 percent and am still being blinded: Yes. Very much actually.

  69. OneMinuteVideos
    4 dögum síðan

    Floridaman at it again.

  70. Marian Chicago
    Marian Chicago
    4 dögum síðan

    Think the boat was immigrant reference to “fresh off the boat”

  71. Danie Baby
    Danie Baby
    4 dögum síðan

    lol!! "you have a small STETHOSCOPE" 😂😂 your hairline is very cute lol and damnit jerry!!! I'd kill for Dr.Mike to video chat me....kiiiill 😂😂

  72. Nayamat Sandhu
    Nayamat Sandhu
    4 dögum síðan

    I love the ones that's like " I'm a young Canadian, i can't be mean." I only like if cause I can relate. I wanna try to be mean on occasion but it usually goes like this ..⬇⬇ Me: before I start to scream at you I apologize for not knowing any burns. The person I'm fighting: but you just apologized to me Me: "faceplams"

  73. TheLegoDragonSlayer Build
    TheLegoDragonSlayer Build
    4 dögum síðan

    Why does your hair look like an old as toothbrush? That was good.

  74. TheLegoDragonSlayer Build
    TheLegoDragonSlayer Build
    4 dögum síðan

    I wash my hands after I get out of the shower

  75. annoying.panda.x
    4 dögum síðan

    Dr. Mike: (Speaks Russian for a second) Me: Speaks Polish and knows that Russian is a little like Polish. Me also: Day gur-a-r WhAt?

  76. Nora Dahlqvist
    Nora Dahlqvist
    4 dögum síðan

    Nobody is gonna comment on the fact that there were 3 roasts from the same person in a row

  77. Tabitha Barracks
    Tabitha Barracks
    4 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="117">1:57</a> 🗿

  78. Robert idonotsharemyfullname
    Robert idonotsharemyfullname
    4 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="385">6:25</a> if your family were star wars movies u'd be the holiday special! or maybe rise of skywalker... not sure which is worse.

  79. Ethan Chan
    Ethan Chan
    4 dögum síðan

    “Mike poses as a doctor to poke his finger in people’s asses” 😂😂😂

  80. James Hart
    James Hart
    4 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="604">10:04</a> I saw that!