Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

Doctor Mike
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If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
Please submit more burns down below, I just might chime in =]
If you have an idea of something you want me to cover in-depth, please let me know because I take your requests seriously. We will be back with more Medical Drama Review/Responding to comments Series in a couple of weeks so please submit more names of shows/questions you'd like for me to watch/answer. Love you all!
- Doctor Mike Varshavski
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  1. Isabella Dack
    Isabella Dack
    37 mínútum síðan

    You look like an older version of my brother lol

  2. JMonmon Lamberts
    JMonmon Lamberts
    38 mínútum síðan

    "Fo you even speak russian, bro?" Dr.mike: *speaks in russian* Gahahahahaha are you sure dr. Mike is the one being roasted here!

  3. Navreet Singh
    Navreet Singh
    Klukkustund síðan

    Donate 25 k like ellen does

  4. -.-スマイル •Beary•
    -.-スマイル •Beary•
    Klukkustund síðan

    Are you a chicken? Well you look roasted !😂😉

  5. Jeny Patrick
    Jeny Patrick
    Klukkustund síðan

    Sorry just can't roast this beautiful face❤

  6. milki チョコレート
    milki チョコレート
    Klukkustund síðan

    *i like it when you laugh it sounds like Shane Dawson*

  7. Enoch Chow
    Enoch Chow
    2 klukkustundum síðan

    0:00 I heard that one more than twice.

  8. Ichinose arah-chan
    Ichinose arah-chan
    2 klukkustundum síðan

    sana ol may iphone11

  9. ツhismallworld
    3 klukkustundum síðan

    "My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships" That roast has been overused 🙄 they just searched it up on internet..

  10. Naimah Ahmed
    Naimah Ahmed
    3 klukkustundum síðan

    The world has to come to a point that people r appreciating disses. ✌️

  11. Wako Blank
    Wako Blank
    3 klukkustundum síðan

    You are no better then your unborn siblings your mother spit out. Love you btw

  12. Ainol Fauziah
    Ainol Fauziah
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    tbh the one with "i would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash" is a really old roast 😐😕

  13. itsKaraElizabeth
    5 klukkustundum síðan

    stethoscope! 😂😂

  14. Cutie Taehyungie
    Cutie Taehyungie
    6 klukkustundum síðan

    Some of the people didn't even Write their own roast, they just copied popular ones. He said YOUR most creative roast. Smh

  15. Ajna Adilović
    Ajna Adilović
    7 klukkustundum síðan

    I didn't sleep for like 24 hours and I don't think I will any time soon bc I just found a real version of McDreamy

  16. Gianna Bo
    Gianna Bo
    9 klukkustundum síðan

    I saw the thumbnail and thought, "He's been in a relationship?"

  17. Diana Bermudez
    Diana Bermudez
    9 klukkustundum síðan

    Your the type of guy who poops after a shower I changed it up a little from the wash your hands after you take a shower

  18. Sienna Lol
    Sienna Lol
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    Doctor: team trees Mr.Beast: did I do that 🤣🤣

  19. Sienna Lol
    Sienna Lol
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    Ok but the mollie one ouch

  20. Isabella Bolyard
    Isabella Bolyard
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    I could scrub my toilet with your face

  21. Mike Wither
    Mike Wither
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Well the first one just disobeyed his mom and burnt trash without permission HOW RUDE Not to be mean just kidding

  22. Le epic Epic
    Le epic Epic
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    “ i would roast you but I’m not aloud to burn trash”-tiktok “I like you people say I have bad taste”-the internet “We’re you born on highway that’s where most mistakes happen” -tiktok Lmao so unoriginal

  23. Joanna Than
    Joanna Than
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    You use a comb so your in a coma

  24. Joanna Than
    Joanna Than
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Your body look strong but your weak so are you lying to us

  25. Cupcake &Brownie
    Cupcake &Brownie
    12 klukkustundum síðan

    boi were you born in a chest store it looks like they messed up your chest on accident

  26. Cupcake &Brownie
    Cupcake &Brownie
    12 klukkustundum síðan

    do you see that fat baby over there, oh sorry, my mistake, thats you i actually think ur vids are amaze dont take it seriously.

  27. Luke Beckstrom
    Luke Beckstrom
    12 klukkustundum síðan

    Most accidents happen at intersections.

  28. Kat Halsted
    Kat Halsted
    12 klukkustundum síðan

    I know the challenge is over but I'm begging you if you could donate 10$ to hope for paws it would mean a lot to me

  29. grady pronovost
    grady pronovost
    12 klukkustundum síðan


  30. Lisa Sukienik
    Lisa Sukienik
    12 klukkustundum síðan

    Are you Jewish?

  31. ReznoV Vazileski
    ReznoV Vazileski
    14 klukkustundum síðan

    My best roast is just letting people roast themselves on their biggest insecurities and me just sipping coffee watching the fallout :') "If there's one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be? You know, aside from the obvious..."

  32. Sunhee On a rainy day
    Sunhee On a rainy day
    15 klukkustundum síðan


  33. Scrablse
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    11:45 umm should we be concerned it said "Person Alert" at the top?-

  34. Hannah Mailloux
    Hannah Mailloux
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    Who else sees his iPhone 11? I don’t know if it’s plus!

  35. Bamboo Bamboo
    Bamboo Bamboo
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    When you speak Russian... I. Was. ShOoKeD xdd

  36. daiva nokaite
    daiva nokaite
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    Your smile is so fake looking that even a blind new born headgeog can tell..... JUST A ROAST

  37. Milkaby
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    He should do the same with thirst tweets next time

  38. Brianna
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    I liked this video purely bc he was so hot speaking Russian

  39. Rari
    18 klukkustundum síðan

    Dr Mike u made a lot of these roasts funnier than they appeared to be 😭😂

  40. gangster man
    gangster man
    21 klukkustund síðan

    I wash my hands after shower. 😁😁

  41. choco love
    choco love
    21 klukkustund síðan

    Ur so ugly that when you're mom droped you off at school she got a fin for littring

  42. Dana Hail
    Dana Hail
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    "i don't use pomade, BRUH" has me dying 😂😂💕

  43. Shlok K
    Shlok K
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    Your eyebrows are so less dense that it even makes Saturn feel jealous

  44. Kylie Green
    Kylie Green
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    Only people who know Russian will know what I’m saying мама Майка: * говорит шутку * Майк: мама, остановись, ты не можешь шутить мама Майка: я сделал тебя (If I messed up don’t judge me I’m still learning)

  45. Bert Visscher
    Bert Visscher
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    0:58 How so? 2:38 So? 2:52 Now I find myself wondering if you ever told Molly or if she found out some other way. 3:49 What's that based on? Also, can I watch when you play? On Twitch, perhaps? 8:29 I'm guessing he forgot about the roast challenge.

  46. Abdullah Asim
    Abdullah Asim
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    If you are reading this Then congratulations you can read

  47. ImAHumanAswell
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Привет Миша!

  48. ImAHumanAswell
    Degi Síðan síðan

    He is actually speaking Russian, I live in Russia, no accent though

  49. BuLb 1000
    BuLb 1000
    Degi Síðan síðan

    "You're a Dentist" **Laughs Dentists-"Say What Ni🅱🅱a"

  50. Mochi Mochi
    Mochi Mochi
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Nice iphone 11

  51. Sithuli Jayamuni
    Sithuli Jayamuni
    Degi Síðan síðan

    You have the personality of a dead toad

  52. ouissal Ab
    ouissal Ab
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I like it 😅😅😅 funny mike

  53. VolexGamer
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Your so cool , people are surprised you aren’t a model

  54. rosie fazli
    rosie fazli
    Degi Síðan síðan

    “You’re a dentist” *dies of laughter* 😂

  55. The LegoScienceGuy
    The LegoScienceGuy
    Degi Síðan síðan

    10:03 What he is typing

  56. The LegoScienceGuy
    The LegoScienceGuy
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Bruh, that American accent while he was speaking Russian. He has lost a lot of speaking ability.

  57. Tara Adair
    Tara Adair
    Degi Síðan síðan

    jesus christ he likes his own youtube comments

  58. Jess Shu
    Jess Shu
    Degi Síðan síðan

    ...I really hoped you got permission from the Jerry person to put the DMs in your video... he only said he's not comfortable, so.... it kinda feels really not too great

  59. Ian Lee
    Ian Lee
    Degi Síðan síðan

    "Your videos are just as bad at entertaining as essential oils are at curing diseases" was my favorite.

  60. Asadbek Azizova
    Asadbek Azizova
    Degi Síðan síðan

    0:00 Roast: I Would Roast You abut My Mom Doesn’t Let Trash. Comeback: No Wonder You Never Roast Yourself.