What I did on my day off

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You know what? Owls terrify me. I had a dream last night that there was an owl at the foot of my bed and I mentally pissed my pants. With all that swivelling head stuff and the whole “I can spot a baby mouse from a mile away with my spidey senses”, I honestly can’t even begin to imagine what conditions gave rise to that abomination. Like, if we ever screw up and genetically mutate the owls to be human sized, it’s over for us. No seriously, I’m going to jump into my cyber truck and drive to Jupiter if that’s the case. And no, you can’t come.
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  1. Grace Keehn
    Grace Keehn
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    this is just 10 minutes of Joana shading Jacklyn Hill lmao

  2. Yulia Matveev
    Yulia Matveev
    2 dögum síðan

    07:11 on replay :)

  3. Abigail Royall
    Abigail Royall
    5 dögum síðan

    She was right in two months 2020 started

  4. buffthis!! !
    buffthis!! !
    6 dögum síðan

    nooo you can't do that to a watermelon it's food and there are hungry people out there!! haha watermelon go brrrrrr

  5. 伊丽莎白
    伊丽莎白
    6 dögum síðan

    Joana really out here predicting the future. (つ .•́ _ʖ •̀.)つ

  6. coilin armstrong
    coilin armstrong
    6 dögum síðan

    Joana= screames Me= O_O

  7. kaylee alvesteffer
    kaylee alvesteffer
    10 dögum síðan

    "the world will end in like two months." corona happened. because. nobody. bought. the. STUPID CYBER TRUCK

  8. Hannah meku-chan
    Hannah meku-chan
    16 dögum síðan

    Do tiktok now Or I’ll come to your house and take everything even your avocado(s)

  9. Emily Turner
    Emily Turner
    18 dögum síðan

    Joana saying that world will end in 2 months aged well😂

  10. Quity Movies
    Quity Movies
    18 dögum síðan

    7:08

  11. KATELYN MANN
    KATELYN MANN
    20 dögum síðan

    The watermelon looks like an egg l-WATER EGG

  12. Eggs Benedict
    Eggs Benedict
    21 degi síðan síðan

    “To me, car go beep beep.” -Joanna Ceddia

  13. Genderless Potato
    Genderless Potato
    22 dögum síðan

    she pulled that 10 minutes off hard

  14. Tamra Elise
    Tamra Elise
    22 dögum síðan

    I love how Joana has a way with words. And How did she predict the future?!>!

  15. The Wilson Vlogger
    The Wilson Vlogger
    22 dögum síðan

    Joana: “Felt like a sign from the Gods saying ‘Yes the world is gonna end in two months.’” February: *coronavirus*

  16. true fire
    true fire
    22 dögum síðan

    Love you too, no homo

  17. †Spawn Of Satan†
    †Spawn Of Satan†
    22 dögum síðan

    Joana is terrified of owls. Noted.

  18. Cucu Erika
    Cucu Erika
    23 dögum síðan

    The moment u are looking for is at 7:07

  19. Grace Wehmeier
    Grace Wehmeier
    23 dögum síðan

    Who else is watching this after we found out trump was involved in the murder of Epstein

  20. Roxy Picasso
    Roxy Picasso
    23 dögum síðan

    “politics is just too complicated for me” -the college freshman taking physics, chemistry, calculus and algebra

  21. Eliza Taylor
    Eliza Taylor
    24 dögum síðan

    I love you 😘

  22. Eliza Taylor
    Eliza Taylor
    24 dögum síðan

    Watching your videos before bed just makes me smile 😊

  23. Megan Rogers
    Megan Rogers
    24 dögum síðan

    8:34 "The world is going to end in 2 months" Me: *looks at the date this was uploaded* I mean she's not wrong

  24. Megan Rogers
    Megan Rogers
    24 dögum síðan

    That explosion is even better at ,25 speed.

  25. ZxLee
    ZxLee
    25 dögum síðan

    Nice

  26. buok nyamal
    buok nyamal
    25 dögum síðan

    7:11

  27. Sleepie Mushrooms
    Sleepie Mushrooms
    25 dögum síðan

    8:33 well that didn’t age well

  28. Micahs Art
    Micahs Art
    25 dögum síðan

    2020 the worst year

  29. Sadie Dickson
    Sadie Dickson
    25 dögum síðan

    7:10- *goes to inspect the crack* Watermelon- imma explode in ur face *starts to exploding* joanna- aHHHhhhhhHHHhHHHHHHhhhHhHhhh oh mi god *dies of laughter*

  30. C E ZZ A
    C E ZZ A
    25 dögum síðan

    Do you remember those ancient times when jesus christ still had hair?

  31. Autumn
    Autumn
    26 dögum síðan

    Oh my goodness, I forgot our president was impeached this recently

  32. Local Trashbin
    Local Trashbin
    26 dögum síðan

    I swear once I saw the thumbnail I laughed so hard 🤣🤣 I love you so much Joana!❤❤

  33. THAT_NOT_SO_SOCIAL_BISCUIT _
    THAT_NOT_SO_SOCIAL_BISCUIT _
    26 dögum síðan

    How have I never seen this video yet like what

  34. Catherine Stinky
    Catherine Stinky
    26 dögum síðan

    7:45 they should make rubberband balls that way just look at that

  35. Get Off
    Get Off
    26 dögum síðan

    I have a bone to scrape with some people because people who don’t live in America love to talk about it say trash and say “ WhAts GOinG oN In AMeRicA!?!?!!🤪🤪🤪” and then is like “NO DON’t GET ME INVOLVED IN THAT IM NOT INTO POLITICS AND AMRICAN PRIBLEMS” like stfu about it if your not into that stuff and it’s not your problem and stop being so “quirky” with things that are killing people because your not funny or cool or anything because it’s something we have to deal with in our real life and you being “cute” or “funny” about it is really shity thing to do. Stop

    1. Moi Aesthetic
      Moi Aesthetic
      22 dögum síðan

      Yo it was a joke chill the fuck out crack addict

  36. Lapis Lazuli
    Lapis Lazuli
    26 dögum síðan

    Did anyone realize she predicted the end of the word aka the cover of 19😂 with the fox

    1. Moi Aesthetic
      Moi Aesthetic
      22 dögum síðan

      World* covid 19*

  37. Dance_ IsLife
    Dance_ IsLife
    26 dögum síðan

    America is going crazy I’m in America and let me tell you so many people are dying and tier gas is getting thrown at people I’m afraid to leave my home😂✌️

  38. Mello
    Mello
    26 dögum síðan

    Joanna: *eats watermelon* Also Joanna: *ew why is it soggy

  39. Emma MacDonald
    Emma MacDonald
    27 dögum síðan

    Harry Styles is coming for you. Now that's a fight that may cause .e to dabble in betting. I bet 50 on Harry. 29 on Jojo Siwa.

  40. Madalyn Cusulos
    Madalyn Cusulos
    27 dögum síðan

    6:19, the most relatable moment of all history

  41. Sophia Johnson
    Sophia Johnson
    28 dögum síðan

    Her "dinky watermelon" is bigger than any watermelon I've seen in WV

  42. O K !
    O K !
    28 dögum síðan

    Joana: this is it! Me looking at the three minutes left: *sweating violently*

  43. Ana Valeria Chirinos Cálix
    Ana Valeria Chirinos Cálix
    Mánuði síðan

    You were right I def needed that cybertruck to survive the apocalypse that is 2020

  44. eeluviia
    eeluviia
    Mánuði síðan

    You would be really successful if you started a talk show.

  45. superCocoa
    superCocoa
    Mánuði síðan

    7:08 Watch this time at 0.25x speed to see it better. Also, when she's laughing at this speed it sounds like she's dieing lol

  46. *Astrxid*
    *Astrxid*
    Mánuði síðan

    *Well trump is well-* *My family doesn’t count him as a president so if that explains anything your welcome* *Trump is in the White House but I don’t know why because Hillary should have won* *he isn’t doing anything to help anyone or anything he just sits there destroying everything Obama made* *Senceirly,* *Salty American*

    1. *Astrxid*
      *Astrxid*
      Mánuði síðan

      You have a good point 👍🏽

    2. Regann
      Regann
      Mánuði síðan

      I mean you can hate him all you like and for vaild reason but you cant sit here and act like he did nothing just because it doesn't personally affect you. Hes brought unemployment rate to record lows with the openings of new jobs and low wage workers experiencing fast increase in wage. About 57% of Americans (including my family) are now better off financially then we were before. As well as tightened work requirements for food stamps (the new rules apply only to able bodied childless adults). He's stood with the people of Hong Kong (He warned China not to use violence to suppress pro-democracy protests and signed the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act.) Which doesn't seem big, but we are a pretty threatening country. He withdrew from the ING treaty, allowing us to have a fallback in case things turn sour with North Korea as well as bring China and Noth Korea some setbacks in missile regards. His maximum pressure campaign on Iran crippled their military and is now allowing the Irainan people a huge revolution that they needed. He's done a few other "War" related things to free Americas being held abroad. I could go on and on but in summary built up military to protect American and our allies. Got some sweet trade deals, and he attempted to make the government more transparent. He's done things for veterans and helped remove rules that stifled economy growth. He's been keeping or working on keeping quite a many of his promises. He's not perfect in keeping promises but at the same time, when has someone actually kept all of their promises. Also he's president because the Electoral college Voted upon it ( Trump: 304, Clinton: 227) making him the 5th president to become president after losing nationwide popular vote. Our voting system is kinda confusing so I won't explain it to you you can read up on it yourself.

  47. Charlotte Haggerty
    Charlotte Haggerty
    Mánuði síðan

    You did In fact predict the future the world had ended two months after you posted this video

  48. Tayla
    Tayla
    Mánuði síðan

    *yes the word was going to end in about 2 months, past John Cena*

  49. Sneeze'n Slytherin
    Sneeze'n Slytherin
    Mánuði síðan

    Joana predicted corona with the fox. It's at 8:32

  50. sxʟᴠᴇʀʀᴏsǫ
    sxʟᴠᴇʀʀᴏsǫ
    Mánuði síðan

    3:58 me watching this in june of 2020: oh honey you got a big storm coming

  51. kath_ _just_
    kath_ _just_
    Mánuði síðan

    I love how the mini mic is on the hydro flask and a hello kitty cup out of nowhere-

  52. Ellia
    Ellia
    Mánuði síðan

    Joana: I saw a duck which was probably a sign the world was gonna end in a few months *Us* *in* *quarantine* :

  53. KennyTheDingus
    KennyTheDingus
    Mánuði síðan

    “What is happening in America?” Well this aged poorly

  54. Vassilis Kafkas
    Vassilis Kafkas
    Mánuði síðan

    This video predicted the future

  55. Artistic Idiot
    Artistic Idiot
    Mánuði síðan

    nice thumbnail m8

  56. Mariem Matt
    Mariem Matt
    Mánuði síðan

    3:59 "what the heck is happening in America" funny watching this now

  57. Sweet Devil
    Sweet Devil
    Mánuði síðan

    "Tik Tok, it's a clock!" - Hunger Games Catching Fire

    1. *•SaltedCaramel Squirrel•*
      *•SaltedCaramel Squirrel•*
      Mánuði síðan

      Yes We stan Wiress

  58. Holly Hopkins
    Holly Hopkins
    Mánuði síðan

    I’ve watched this like 7 times 🤣

  59. Kylie_LordOfNoodleCats
    Kylie_LordOfNoodleCats
    Mánuði síðan

    Bruh I just realized she sounds just like Entrapta?!

  60. Anna Rosa
    Anna Rosa
    Mánuði síðan

    I like how she is slowly taking off her safety gear throughout the video.

  61. Makayla Quemelen
    Makayla Quemelen
    Mánuði síðan

    I dont even know whats happening in America, and im from America

  62. RosePlays YT
    RosePlays YT
    Mánuði síðan

    how did u know.....0.0

  63. rocketships
    rocketships
    Mánuði síðan

    This is the day she learned how to not get copyrighted

  64. Ryan V
    Ryan V
    Mánuði síðan

    8:34 did not age well at all. Two months after this video is january aka the beginning of the end. To sum it up Joana is the prophet

  65. destroyed croissant
    destroyed croissant
    Mánuði síðan

    i’m watching this because of scientific reasons

  66. Zoya & ze Pancake
    Zoya & ze Pancake
    Mánuði síðan

    You know, just the uze

  67. Chloe L
    Chloe L
    Mánuði síðan

    *Thumbnail on fleek.*

  68. Valerie Chapman
    Valerie Chapman
    Mánuði síðan

    That laugh was everything 😭😭😂

  69. Sarah Osuna
    Sarah Osuna
    Mánuði síðan

    6:28 I know Tik Tok is *CRINGE* !!!!!!

  70. Madelyn Makes Crafts-
    Madelyn Makes Crafts-
    Mánuði síðan

    This is the video where we realise that Joana is crazy and we LOVE it

  71. Lexy Gounden
    Lexy Gounden
    Mánuði síðan

    My name has 4 vowels

  72. Tema Musab
    Tema Musab
    Mánuði síðan

    Yes the world is ending

  73. The man who says HEY
    The man who says HEY
    Mánuði síðan

    I skipped the video a bit and it went from "Have you all seen the new Tesla car - TIK TOK THIS TIK TOK THAT"

  74. CHughes 17
    CHughes 17
    Mánuði síðan

    “I have a chemistry midterm tomorrow...” In my mind: “eh this is science. Science is chemistry, right?”

  75. Madison Garmendia
    Madison Garmendia
    Mánuði síðan

    8:33 Well, you're not wrong.

  76. Maisie Luna
    Maisie Luna
    Mánuði síðan

    7:08 if you wanna see the eXpLoSiOn

  77. Saran Kaur
    Saran Kaur
    Mánuði síðan

    car go beep beep

  78. Kayla Flynn
    Kayla Flynn
    Mánuði síðan

    Omg did not know you were Canadian I am Canadian 2 and I live in Toronto

  79. delani sharples
    delani sharples
    Mánuði síðan

    You know she’s bored when she she starts talking about the news.

  80. Watermelon Draws
    Watermelon Draws
    Mánuði síðan

    "What is happening in America"....MY QUESTION EXACTLY