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You know what? Owls terrify me. I had a dream last night that there was an owl at the foot of my bed and I mentally pissed my pants. With all that swivelling head stuff and the whole “I can spot a baby mouse from a mile away with my spidey senses”, I honestly can’t even begin to imagine what conditions gave rise to that abomination. Like, if we ever screw up and genetically mutate the owls to be human sized, it’s over for us. No seriously, I’m going to jump into my cyber truck and drive to Jupiter if that’s the case. And no, you can’t come.
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Aunt Jemima’s Cyrup
this is just 10 minutes of Joana shading Jacklyn Hill lmao
07:11 on replay :)
She was right in two months 2020 started
nooo you can't do that to a watermelon it's food and there are hungry people out there!! haha watermelon go brrrrrr
Joana really out here predicting the future. (つ .•́ _ʖ •̀.)つ
Joana= screames Me= O_O
"the world will end in like two months." corona happened. because. nobody. bought. the. STUPID CYBER TRUCK
Do tiktok now Or I’ll come to your house and take everything even your avocado(s)
Joana saying that world will end in 2 months aged well😂
7:08
The watermelon looks like an egg l-WATER EGG
“To me, car go beep beep.” -Joanna Ceddia
she pulled that 10 minutes off hard
I love how Joana has a way with words. And How did she predict the future?!>!
Joana: “Felt like a sign from the Gods saying ‘Yes the world is gonna end in two months.’” February: *coronavirus*
Love you too, no homo
Joana is terrified of owls. Noted.
The moment u are looking for is at 7:07
Who else is watching this after we found out trump was involved in the murder of Epstein
“politics is just too complicated for me” -the college freshman taking physics, chemistry, calculus and algebra
I love you 😘
Watching your videos before bed just makes me smile 😊
8:34 "The world is going to end in 2 months" Me: *looks at the date this was uploaded* I mean she's not wrong
That explosion is even better at ,25 speed.
Nice
7:11
8:33 well that didn’t age well
2020 the worst year
7:10- *goes to inspect the crack* Watermelon- imma explode in ur face *starts to exploding* joanna- aHHHhhhhhHHHhHHHHHHhhhHhHhhh oh mi god *dies of laughter*
Do you remember those ancient times when jesus christ still had hair?
Oh my goodness, I forgot our president was impeached this recently
I swear once I saw the thumbnail I laughed so hard 🤣🤣 I love you so much Joana!❤❤
How have I never seen this video yet like what
7:45 they should make rubberband balls that way just look at that
I have a bone to scrape with some people because people who don’t live in America love to talk about it say trash and say “ WhAts GOinG oN In AMeRicA!?!?!!🤪🤪🤪” and then is like “NO DON’t GET ME INVOLVED IN THAT IM NOT INTO POLITICS AND AMRICAN PRIBLEMS” like stfu about it if your not into that stuff and it’s not your problem and stop being so “quirky” with things that are killing people because your not funny or cool or anything because it’s something we have to deal with in our real life and you being “cute” or “funny” about it is really shity thing to do. Stop
Yo it was a joke chill the fuck out crack addict
Did anyone realize she predicted the end of the word aka the cover of 19😂 with the fox
World* covid 19*
America is going crazy I’m in America and let me tell you so many people are dying and tier gas is getting thrown at people I’m afraid to leave my home😂✌️
Joanna: *eats watermelon* Also Joanna: *ew why is it soggy
Harry Styles is coming for you. Now that's a fight that may cause .e to dabble in betting. I bet 50 on Harry. 29 on Jojo Siwa.
6:19, the most relatable moment of all history
Her "dinky watermelon" is bigger than any watermelon I've seen in WV
Joana: this is it! Me looking at the three minutes left: *sweating violently*
You were right I def needed that cybertruck to survive the apocalypse that is 2020
You would be really successful if you started a talk show.
7:08 Watch this time at 0.25x speed to see it better. Also, when she's laughing at this speed it sounds like she's dieing lol
*Well trump is well-* *My family doesn’t count him as a president so if that explains anything your welcome* *Trump is in the White House but I don’t know why because Hillary should have won* *he isn’t doing anything to help anyone or anything he just sits there destroying everything Obama made* *Senceirly,* *Salty American*
You have a good point 👍🏽
I mean you can hate him all you like and for vaild reason but you cant sit here and act like he did nothing just because it doesn't personally affect you. Hes brought unemployment rate to record lows with the openings of new jobs and low wage workers experiencing fast increase in wage. About 57% of Americans (including my family) are now better off financially then we were before. As well as tightened work requirements for food stamps (the new rules apply only to able bodied childless adults). He's stood with the people of Hong Kong (He warned China not to use violence to suppress pro-democracy protests and signed the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act.) Which doesn't seem big, but we are a pretty threatening country. He withdrew from the ING treaty, allowing us to have a fallback in case things turn sour with North Korea as well as bring China and Noth Korea some setbacks in missile regards. His maximum pressure campaign on Iran crippled their military and is now allowing the Irainan people a huge revolution that they needed. He's done a few other "War" related things to free Americas being held abroad. I could go on and on but in summary built up military to protect American and our allies. Got some sweet trade deals, and he attempted to make the government more transparent. He's done things for veterans and helped remove rules that stifled economy growth. He's been keeping or working on keeping quite a many of his promises. He's not perfect in keeping promises but at the same time, when has someone actually kept all of their promises. Also he's president because the Electoral college Voted upon it ( Trump: 304, Clinton: 227) making him the 5th president to become president after losing nationwide popular vote. Our voting system is kinda confusing so I won't explain it to you you can read up on it yourself.
You did In fact predict the future the world had ended two months after you posted this video
*yes the word was going to end in about 2 months, past John Cena*
Joana predicted corona with the fox. It's at 8:32
3:58 me watching this in june of 2020: oh honey you got a big storm coming
I love how the mini mic is on the hydro flask and a hello kitty cup out of nowhere-
Joana: I saw a duck which was probably a sign the world was gonna end in a few months *Us* *in* *quarantine* :
“What is happening in America?” Well this aged poorly
This video predicted the future
nice thumbnail m8
3:59 "what the heck is happening in America" funny watching this now
"Tik Tok, it's a clock!" - Hunger Games Catching Fire
Yes We stan Wiress
I’ve watched this like 7 times 🤣
Bruh I just realized she sounds just like Entrapta?!
I like how she is slowly taking off her safety gear throughout the video.
I dont even know whats happening in America, and im from America
how did u know.....0.0
This is the day she learned how to not get copyrighted
8:34 did not age well at all. Two months after this video is january aka the beginning of the end. To sum it up Joana is the prophet
i’m watching this because of scientific reasons
You know, just the uze
*Thumbnail on fleek.*
That laugh was everything 😭😭😂
6:28 I know Tik Tok is *CRINGE* !!!!!!
This is the video where we realise that Joana is crazy and we LOVE it
My name has 4 vowels
Yes the world is ending
I skipped the video a bit and it went from "Have you all seen the new Tesla car - TIK TOK THIS TIK TOK THAT"
“I have a chemistry midterm tomorrow...” In my mind: “eh this is science. Science is chemistry, right?”
8:33 Well, you're not wrong.
7:08 if you wanna see the eXpLoSiOn
car go beep beep
Omg did not know you were Canadian I am Canadian 2 and I live in Toronto
You know she’s bored when she she starts talking about the news.
"What is happening in America"....MY QUESTION EXACTLY