Joe Rogan Experience #1446 - Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, actor and podcast host. His new special “Hey Big Boy” is now streaming only on Netflix. @Bert Kreischer

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  1. Justin Reed
    Justin Reed
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    10mil views if you have David ICKE on the podcast.... FACTS!!! Do it!!

  2. BakiWho
    BakiWho
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    micheal yo isnt healthy and your body doesnt take a beating from stand up comedy, stop taking stuff and learn about better genetics

  3. Gary Gordon
    Gary Gordon
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    Bro. I had an f4 Bengal, he got out of the breeders when he was 4 weeks old. Came back 9 weeks later well fed. Other than not liking belly rubs he was a great cat. I don't believe in taking out the claws so he would mess you up if you rubbed his belly. 37 lbs. Muscle.

  4. Nadav Reed
    Nadav Reed
    6 klukkustundum síðan

    how the hell can yall just casually brush past "they used to call me Edward penis lips"

  5. devin dunne
    devin dunne
    7 klukkustundum síðan

    I had two male cats on my farm, guess i got lucky because they really didnt spray that much and they honestly never scratched or bit

  6. Oscar Gold
    Oscar Gold
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    Housecats = eunuchs in the court. Wildcats = Vikings that will rape and kill you and take your stuff and offer some dead to Odin.

  7. Oscar Gold
    Oscar Gold
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    Cats are wild animals and are not pets. With dogs humans have 100,000 years of living together, evolving together.

  8. Oscar Gold
    Oscar Gold
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2070">34:30</a> leftists do that with human boys too.

  9. EB SSCamG6
    EB SSCamG6
    9 klukkustundum síðan

    Everyone needs to see this video.. The world needs to know the origin of Covid 19. Please thumbs up this comment and the linked video. ispulse.info/video/sJjAqp2MlpGxfao.html

  10. Mike Roberts
    Mike Roberts
    9 klukkustundum síðan

    house cats are like the most successful hunters in the animal kingdom there in the 90something % kill rate

  11. Brody Richard
    Brody Richard
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    LMFAO bass and trout in the same pond? Come on joe you know better than that fuckin shit

  12. Diana
    Diana
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    Please get tiger king cast on 😂

  13. Joseph Molina
    Joseph Molina
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    Can you get Keanu reeves. That would be great too get into his mind.

  14. Maurice Owens
    Maurice Owens
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    The fat shaming hit home. My ex-wife's dude she cheated with fat shamed me. I took it as constructive criticism instead of an insult, lost 90lbs, and life has NEVER been better.

  15. Lewis Aultman
    Lewis Aultman
    12 klukkustundum síðan

    Bert: Kevin James and I couldn't be more different. Joe: yeah he's a great guy

  16. Sans Decorum
    Sans Decorum
    13 klukkustundum síðan

    Regrding dogs and cats as pets; it's been said that dogs have masters, cats have staff.

  17. Travis Jones
    Travis Jones
    13 klukkustundum síðan

    Maybe it's just a southern thing but in shocked that you guys dont say "hi" to someone walking by or say thank you to the people behind the register at a store all the time lol. That is very strange to me hahahaha. I mean everyone here does that everytime lol.

  18. Jay Sharma
    Jay Sharma
    14 klukkustundum síðan

    I think Sunny Gracia survived the suicide attempt. I believe he is still alive.

  19. Mach1_03
    Mach1_03
    15 klukkustundum síðan

    I heard black guys too!

  20. Kim Kemeys
    Kim Kemeys
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    Why did Chris Cuomo get sick? He's a healthy dude.

  21. Kskull
    Kskull
    18 klukkustundum síðan

    polarbears are not omnivores i think, im not sure what they have to eat other than fish/seals

    1. miko foin
      miko foin
      14 klukkustundum síðan

      Joe and Bert please keep talking about supporting local restaurants. These people got hit so hard. Your voices can really help. We got hit really hard.

  22. Ian Visser
    Ian Visser
    21 klukkustund síðan

    Try this with Izzy (the dog). Change her name. Legit I have never seen a single dog named Izzy that isnt fucked in the head. Remember they tailor their personality to their name

    1. miko foin
      miko foin
      14 klukkustundum síðan

      Anyone else remember when Jaime was allowed to talk?

  23. TheRealBigBubba
    TheRealBigBubba
    21 klukkustund síðan

    Joe *boat noises* Rogan

  24. Ian Visser
    Ian Visser
    21 klukkustund síðan

    Wonder if Kevin and Robert ever hustled people at pool

  25. Ian Visser
    Ian Visser
    21 klukkustund síðan

    If you havent seen the Original Jumanji yet, not the new compilation ones, the original, with Robin Williams... Watch it

  26. Ian Visser
    Ian Visser
    21 klukkustund síðan

    Know whats funny? With a global shutdown for a month, might actually kill off the common cold and flu too, not just coronavirus

  27. Ian Visser
    Ian Visser
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    Joe is definitely going to hit 8 mil before Sunday

  28. tristan schell
    tristan schell
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    Holy shit, can you ramble for 3 hours? For me.

  29. Ian Visser
    Ian Visser
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    Couldn't have said it better myself. Push-ups, squats, sit-ups, chin-ups and definitely mount the bar, because falling on your tailbone hurts like a mofo and only gets worse with weight

  30. Asimov Vomisa
    Asimov Vomisa
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2400">40:00</a> ... yeah had one of these cats and whenever i could pet him i could feel that right beneath the fur he was just ... for lack of a better word: hard that cat was ripped. We eventually called him "The Warrior" cause he somehow lost both his ears and whenever our young dog would start chasing him he would just sit down and glare at the dog and the dog would not approach.

  31. Ian Visser
    Ian Visser
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    Grid in South Africa is going off... It is already fucked, it is going to be a massacre when it actually pops off and it is going to be scary af. Look into the robberies that are happening in South Africa at the moment, organized raids of stores, the clerks just lock themselves up in a room and wait for it to finish, when they actually have the option... Police arent doing shit, government isnt even paying it any mind.

  32. Ian Visser
    Ian Visser
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    Can we all just take up 1 thing after this is all done... DO NOT BE COMPLACENT! If government is fucking up, let your voice be heard. If you see something thats out of place, draw attention to it. Dont let life continue as usual after this, start living like a 21st century world. How do we still have governments that everyone know is corrupt af, doesnt do shit to help the country, let alone they do not cooperate with eachother, without the non-dependent getting interest afterwards. Nations should exist to manage internal resource production and to listen to the people who live in the region. Not to set up taxation regions so politicians can earn more than actors for doing the same job! Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Steve Wozniak are 3 of the smartest people alive right now. All 3 are genuinely good people. Why does the US have a corrupt senate and a dumbfuck president when all 3 of them live in the US? Trump got impeached, hello? wtf! what about the rest of the fucking senate? Do you think Trump is in charge? For fucks sake, start thinking for yourselves after this and make sure government isnt reality tv. If there is suspicion, LOOK INTO IT! Why the fuck put up with governments when they are literally whats oppressing the world...

  33. Bert Planes
    Bert Planes
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Awesome podcast as usual! Surprise Key and Peele reference! <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="101">1:41</a>:17 Black Ice!

  34. Andrew D
    Andrew D
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I think politicians should have to wait 24 hours after telling the public the truth to dump stocks to not be considered inside trading and if they flat out lie like they did they should be fined heavily and serve some jail time. By heavily I mean all the money earned and maybe then some.

  35. Joe Brown
    Joe Brown
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Fighting a cat shows u ,how. Weak u are ....hahaha

  36. Tom Tom
    Tom Tom
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Joe and Bert please keep talking about supporting local restaurants. These people got hit so hard. Your voices can really help. We got hit really hard.

  37. Tom Tom
    Tom Tom
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Thanks for bringing up supporting restaurants and restaurant workers Joe and Bert! They did get hit hard. Please speak more on this. We do love watching you two and nobody is paying the rent on a restaurant or the rent for their staff. And yeah, we live week to week. I like how you want to support comedians too that got hit. Please follow through and keep talking about this. People ordering takeout is such a huge help. Support your local restaurants working through this people please.. if you can.

  38. Nathaniel
    Nathaniel
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Rumor has it Joe is still trying to find out why Marky Mark had gloves on.

  39. Randy Preston
    Randy Preston
    Degi Síðan síðan

    When you fix a dog it’s not just to stop breeding it can cause pain, and make them crazy if they don’t get some. It can also cause cancer

    1. susan kelly
      susan kelly
      13 klukkustundum síðan

      Dog and cats (possibly all mammals) don't imagine - so they are not troubled by being 'intact' and not having sex, Being de-sexed does however quash their genetic quest to seek a mate. And yes it reduces their likelihood of getting Prostate Cancer.

  40. J Leffel
    J Leffel
    Degi Síðan síðan

    If this chick didn't like Schumer and Glazer, she's probably funny.

  41. AL
    AL
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I can’t wait til all of this is just gone. I’m done with “entertainment”

  42. Josh H
    Josh H
    Degi Síðan síðan

    if you try to shovel heavy snow as if it were light snow youre gunna have a bad time

  43. Michael Davis
    Michael Davis
    Degi Síðan síðan

    And this moron is talking about H1N1, which infected and killed more people in the US than COVID-19, yet guess what...no economy shut down, and a democrat was in the white house.

  44. Michael Davis
    Michael Davis
    Degi Síðan síðan

    False. Anyone that wants to go to work can go to work. They can reclaim their rights and take care of their shit. Unfortunately, most people have accepted the fact that people in government, mostly un-elected, can dictate their lives and cause irreparable harm even when it makes no sense. It also shows the value of public education that people, by in large, can not understand basic statistics and are willing to suffer incredibly because of the panic caused by power grabbing panic actors. I bet most people would be really pissed off if they could actually think enough for themselves instead of listening to these morons, to understand that WORLDWIDE AND REGARDLESS OF GOVERNMENT RESTRICTIONS, that AT LEAST 98% of people infected survive without any issue!!!! Fuck this shit. What happened to freedom? This fat moron is trying to say that some chick is translating chinese documents and justifies it by saying, "I've been literally googling this shit for weeks now...". and that she is saying "this is our last chance to transfer power back to the people.". How ignorant is that statement? You're going to transfer power to the citizens by letting government employees violate your basic human rights, or by allowing them to provide you with "money"? So fucking stupid.

  45. Jenn Hanson
    Jenn Hanson
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Destiny blvd 😂

  46. Don E
    Don E
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Joe Rogan = Rosanne Barr Fan = Donald Trump Fan. The jury is in, Rogan is an ill-informed pot smoking RW conservative. Clearly a part of the Dark Web. Unsubscribed. I recommend the same to others before their brain turns to mush.

  47. James Mitchell
    James Mitchell
    Degi Síðan síðan

    If only this virus had a tan and an accent then we could spend whatever it takes to fight it

  48. Nicolay Hoven
    Nicolay Hoven
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I think a really solid defense against it being insider trading would be that if they told the public to sell it would be catastrophic, so for the sake of the public good they didn’t. Kind of like how free speech is limited during war. Edit: @<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="74">1:14</a>:00 I spoke too soon.. exactly.

  49. Precious Metals
    Precious Metals
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Everyday I hear joe Rogan get dumber wow.....he thinks they had radio when the spanish flu hit lmfao....I mean few yrs later was the first broadcast of radio but.....joe is just so dumb why?

  50. Michael Davis
    Michael Davis
    Degi Síðan síðan

    This dude just isn't that funny to me.

  51. Corey Browning
    Corey Browning
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Trump mention the China virus 🦠 in the state of the union and made the caronnaviras task force in January while the “Democratics/media” were trying to impeach our president. And when President Trump put the travel band on China, the “Democratics/Media” called him a racist. What the fuck is wrong with them and anyone else who think President Trump is not doing the best he can? He will get us through this and hopefully have 4 more years to make America great again. For god sake’s “creepy” joe is a joke “com-on man”😂

  52. jonathantangjerd
    jonathantangjerd
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Goddamn son! I wish I could afford a 2001 honda accord

  53. Cody Campbell
    Cody Campbell
    Degi Síðan síðan

    lmfao the cops going down the black guys hilll.... has me rolling

  54. UndyingCrow
    UndyingCrow
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Its youuuuuu... you do the high pitch thing!... oh man.... dude

  55. Jon tom
    Jon tom
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Bert... Yall were talking about it literally a minute before you ask what we can do at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2986">49:46</a> "there's gotta be a way to help people." Remove money, remove the problem. Ubuntu contributionism means: i am, because we all are. If it's no good for everyone, it's no good at all. Look that thought up Jamie ~ ispulse.info/video/kZWtsaF_emSScnw.html

    1. Jon tom
      Jon tom
      Degi Síðan síðan

      Dudes I'm tellin ya... the ubuntu thought resonates very strongly multiple times throughout the discussion. Each discussion. I can probably find more times than not to correlate it.

  56. vinnie steele
    vinnie steele
    Degi Síðan síðan

    to rescue a cat you gotta be smarter than the cat. Former tree climber in residential tree service. $100 min,lol.

  57. vinnie steele
    vinnie steele
    Degi Síðan síðan

    polar bears eat meat

  58. fritz
    fritz
    Degi Síðan síðan

    funny trump shirt teespring.com/donald-trump-everything-is-fin?tsmac=store&tsmic=concepts-9&pid=340&cid=6382

  59. Logan Prest
    Logan Prest
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I hate when you guys are watching interesting things on the net but dont show the audience...like WTF.. dont forget this isnt just a podcast.. love the show otherwise but i mean cmon, a little production value would go a long way

  60. LordKira
    LordKira
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Not trying to defend these senators or the republican politicians but they probably didn't think It was a big deal except for the fuckturds that fucked with the stock those fuckers need to burn in hell

  61. kristie gilliam
    kristie gilliam
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Or single moms that work as a preschool teacher at a private school and since the class is so young they don’t need to do online school and they’re out of work with bills and a child and have no clue what to do next

  62. Saul Gewddman
    Saul Gewddman
    Degi Síðan síðan

    No Joe, alcohol withdrawal did not kill Amy Winehouse. He has claimed this several times. Acute alcohol poisoning killed her. A simple search will reveal that. You have young Jamie for that so, wtf? Also, Anthony Cumia has a bengal cat, not a serval. Bengals are the same size as the usual house cat.

  63. LordKira
    LordKira
    Degi Síðan síðan

    some people wouldn't know these guys are comedians so in the public if they were to say shit like "as long as they're white" that could be a problem just saying cuz the platform is way different here saying shit in front of an audience that knows you or a group of parents that don't know you

  64. Darth Stigater
    Darth Stigater
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Particular lack of brainpower in this episode.

  65. Bruce Lee
    Bruce Lee
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I Iive in south central and everything u just named. I guess im one sketchy mfer lol

    1. Bruce Lee
      Bruce Lee
      11 klukkustundum síðan

      @Hunter Deskin think again

    2. Hunter Deskin
      Hunter Deskin
      11 klukkustundum síðan

      Bruce Lee i thought you were dead

  66. Nicholas Jovanovic
    Nicholas Jovanovic
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Iron man two my thanks

  67. joshua foster
    joshua foster
    Degi Síðan síðan

    If Bert cleans up and starts working out. He could look like a beast. He can do it.

    1. oiuet souiu
      oiuet souiu
      Degi Síðan síðan

      Wow ok!

  68. Ronnie Mizell
    Ronnie Mizell
    Degi Síðan síðan

    bert's dance was better than tom's

    1. oiuet souiu
      oiuet souiu
      Degi Síðan síðan

      Joe “Hard in the Paint Son” Rogan

  69. Ben Castor
    Ben Castor
    Degi Síðan síðan

    It's all about the immune system. You could be at peak fitness and have no underlying health conditions but have a very weak immune system because you bleach your whole house 24/7 because "hurr durr germs". I had mild symptoms with an underlying cardiovascular condition which has like a 20% mortality rate and I think the reason why is during my youth I was ill all the time but never took medicine from about 11 and up, I still don't, I literally relied on my immune system to fight off any illness I had.

  70. TobiEeck
    TobiEeck
    Degi Síðan síðan

    The sad thing about it is, as a european. All the measures you people talk about is far from enough.

  71. Alex Valencia
    Alex Valencia
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I listen to you everyday because it’s calming

  72. michael jackson
    michael jackson
    Degi Síðan síðan

    9;50 shows why Anthony bordain was murdered ispulse.info/video/2oLbnYJvk3mGhHg.html

  73. michael jackson
    michael jackson
    Degi Síðan síðan

    skip to 4;20 minute mark and proof that cornell andchester was murdered! ispulse.info/video/2oLbnYJvk3mGhHg.html

  74. michael jackson
    michael jackson
    Degi Síðan síðan

    chriscornell and chester and Anthony did not kill themselves damnit!!!! fuck! killtons had them murdered ffs wake up and stop disrespecting them.. I can prove their murders... undeniably they were about to expose the killtons and what happened in Haiti...

  75. ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ
    ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ
    Degi Síðan síðan

    🔥🔥🔥🔥 all praise deserves this place <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="53">0:53</a> 💗🔥 👇🔥💃

  76. eskimo weed 93
    eskimo weed 93
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Best dog I've ever owned was an akita hands down would recommend if you want a guard dog

  77. tstryker03
    tstryker03
    Degi Síðan síðan

    If you didn't know the China Virus was going to wreck our economy you're a fucking idiot, it wrecked the Chinese economy.

  78. subito zx
    subito zx
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Joe is way more effeminate than I remember

  79. Ja M
    Ja M
    Degi Síðan síðan

    My sister mom and grandma all had corona virus, all three lost their sense of taste and had mild cold like symptoms, none needed any serious medical attention, my Grandma is 68 with high blood pressure and took it like a champ

  80. Grayson Fuck You
    Grayson Fuck You
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I paused the video <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2850">47:30</a> and as a stoner I just wanna say Jesus Christ Joe was stoned as fuck!😂😂 he just kept bouncing topic to topic and Bert has done only 20 percent of the talking lolol.