A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Races

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Joseph makes a dumb Dungeons and Dragons guide for dumb people
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  1. JoCat
    8 mánuðum síðan

    Download: mega.nz/#!s5RAmS6D!USG3zCcZ_FPMFm1Z0wqwSFrHYsNK9mClMdVmCayr42U Instrumental: mega.nz/#!xsBCgYob!v5MbdnmkL3rmqyZPcdVRoAF4NTnhQJtGMsFd0cfOaBw Lyrics: genius.com/Jocat-a-crap-guide-to-d-d-races-lyrics Cami-Cat Cover: ispulse.info/video/zYHTkKdwamGahIw.html

    1. Axolotl Maniac
      Axolotl Maniac
      17 klukkustundum síðan

      @Cryosen There were some expansion packs set in the Magic universe

    2. Hiro CVA
      Hiro CVA
      3 dögum síðan

      human and cyborg and android. helpful life.

    3. Gavin Knapp
      Gavin Knapp
      22 dögum síðan

      @Brimstone Sulfur eladrin are elves

    4. Gavin Knapp
      Gavin Knapp
      26 dögum síðan

      @Cryosen takes place in a lot of universes bud

    5. VlRGlL
      Mánuði síðan

      Half giant what up

  2. Leo Bakaitis
    Leo Bakaitis
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    He be spiten straight fire

  3. ExistentialOcto
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    no more fantasy races, your characters have to actually be interesting people now

  4. Cookie. co
    Cookie. co
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    This whole time I'm imagine a bard playing this in the pub and it hilarious

  5. Riley S
    Riley S
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Wait are you the regular car reviews guy

  6. Noah Godek
    Noah Godek
    Degi Síðan síðan

    JoCat is a Bo fan confirmed

  7. Lilly Grenier
    Lilly Grenier
    Degi Síðan síðan


  8. Jonah Dove
    Jonah Dove
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I'm disappointed that you didn't do a line about how Variant Humans are better than humans in every respect and just about always a good choice for your race selection.

  9. Exisist
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Wait something about this is similar to Bo Burnham’s song Rant.

  10. Johnny Grau
    Johnny Grau
    Degi Síðan síðan

    0:22 Aarakocra 0:29 Aasimar 0:36 Bugbear 0:45 Centaur 0:51 Changeling 0:57 Dragonborn 1:04 Dwarf 1:11 Elve 1:19 Firbolg 1:25 Genasi 1:33 Githyanki & Githzerai 1:39 Gnome 1:46 Goblin 1:55 Goliath 2:00 Half-elves 2:06 Half-Orc 2:15 Halfling 2:21 Human 2:55 Hobgoblin

  11. Valor6
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I've watched this episode like... 10 times since it released. I was today years old when I realized they were in alphabetical order.

  12. BunBun
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I am kinda angry he didn't sing "Freakish furry" it would rhyme more

  13. Reptilian Geek
    Reptilian Geek
    Degi Síðan síðan

    This. Is. Perfect.

  14. Ran Diaz
    Ran Diaz
    2 dögum síðan

    My first ever character was a water Genasi but someone stole my water jar so i spent the entire campaign trying to look for it while the whole gang was fighting gigantic insect monsters :/

  15. Blake Slone
    Blake Slone
    2 dögum síðan

    That nod towards Half-Elf stories was a bit too close to home tbh. It’s not exact, but I thought it was pretty interesting lol. (Amazing job on this video though)

  16. joe pizza
    joe pizza
    2 dögum síðan

    It may just be me. But sounds like bo burnham rant

  17. Ekatblackz
    2 dögum síðan

    took me this long to realize the backing track reminds me of Bo Burnhams rap song about church

  18. ghost bna
    ghost bna
    2 dögum síðan

    I cant believe you forgot variant human smh my head

  19. Deggo Lord of Eggos
    Deggo Lord of Eggos
    2 dögum síðan

    Jocrap, humans are boring. Me who has a paladin human: ... ok *a single tear falls

  20. Catgirl Princess Félicie
    Catgirl Princess Félicie
    2 dögum síðan

    hehehehe tabaxis

  21. Harold Gerken
    Harold Gerken
    2 dögum síðan

    Character idea: goose warlock

  22. Wyhiob Carlile
    Wyhiob Carlile
    2 dögum síðan

    I still don't see why my character can't be 3 goblins

  23. Alejandro Blázquez Martínez
    Alejandro Blázquez Martínez
    2 dögum síðan


  24. DiamondAxel
    2 dögum síðan

    Jocat is just straight up a bard

  25. donkosaurus
    2 dögum síðan

    man you really are good at racism

  26. Bret Lemieux
    Bret Lemieux
    2 dögum síðan

    I made an asamar plague doctor it was a very fun creature to play but my D&D group quit gaming they would rather play on a computer

  27. Potato Lover_151
    Potato Lover_151
    3 dögum síðan

    Im down for the robot there; Stong, tanky, cant feel emotuon, and expendable. Just like me

  28. Hiro CVA
    Hiro CVA
    3 dögum síðan

    human race.

  29. Hiro CVA
    Hiro CVA
    3 dögum síðan

    I learn 2 help the sign langauge. community.

  30. Ephraim Timmerman
    Ephraim Timmerman
    3 dögum síðan

    Full version of the remixed intro?

  31. BronyBlazeFire
    3 dögum síðan

    Spotify please. I would like to take this on the road with me and my phone is too small to hold multiple music apps.

  32. yeet yeet
    yeet yeet
    3 dögum síðan

    I see fl4k I'm happy

  33. Chad Rudiaschy
    Chad Rudiaschy
    3 dögum síðan

    your flow is bad

  34. Melly Hammon
    Melly Hammon
    4 dögum síðan

    What race is wiggley guy any way? Or is it just a mask?

  35. Danni Bianco
    Danni Bianco
    4 dögum síðan

    Dumb question but is the instrumental based off of 'rant' by bo burnham?

  36. mo beastie
    mo beastie
    4 dögum síðan

    wait... do people actually pick their class before their race?

    1. Tome Homeowner
      Tome Homeowner
      2 dögum síðan

      I picked mine at the same time when I made my first character. I saw cleric as an option, then I saw tiefling as an option and I was like "fuck yeah, I wanna make a priest demon."

  37. l28 keggs
    l28 keggs
    4 dögum síðan

    human variant gets a free feats, fight me

  38. Rodic Delete
    Rodic Delete
    5 dögum síðan

    Is that...sped up "believe me" song playing in the background?

  39. Potato Lover_151
    Potato Lover_151
    5 dögum síðan

    I would be a goblin or the turtle

  40. Draco wolf
    Draco wolf
    5 dögum síðan

    Since we're starting to go through an animal trope As a satyr you have the horns, legs and dick of a goat Lustful, comes with an instrument and knows how to party It's almost like this race was purposely built for a class that's bardy

  41. Anthony Hartwig
    Anthony Hartwig
    6 dögum síðan

    When you realizez tgat Jocat is harmonizing with himself. New Seth Mcfarlane Confirmed

  42. MonkeyJedi99
    6 dögum síðan

    Came back here after watching Cami Cat's amazing cover. Jocat has more sarcastic energy, Cami has breadth of voice. Both are great, I can't choose!

  43. mazie
    6 dögum síðan

    i await the update including satyrs and leonins. (jk let's not)

  44. Luis Benitez
    Luis Benitez
    6 dögum síðan

    What the song is about : races . . . . What i hear: racist

  45. Mathias Brehm
    Mathias Brehm
    7 dögum síðan

    Jocat... The Rap God of Dungeons and Deagons

  46. -FUTURE- [FOX]
    -FUTURE- [FOX]
    7 dögum síðan

    Me listen to this song for the millionth time Me: wait the races are in alphabetical order

  47. Nicerioknight
    7 dögum síðan

    1:08 did he just predict a Pokemon?

  48. Orion Matrix
    Orion Matrix
    8 dögum síðan

    1:17 and the Bard x Paladin ship sails again. :D

  49. sUur SUits
    sUur SUits
    8 dögum síðan

    This series makes me want to play a chaotic good rogue who is basically Lupin III

  50. Brady Lumsden
    Brady Lumsden
    8 dögum síðan

    Dwarf's all the way

  51. Taine Harding
    Taine Harding
    8 dögum síðan

    And now I'm playing a Kobold

  52. vampirebatlord4ever
    9 dögum síðan

    just a thought; your comment on dragonborn--doesn't that apply more to halfdragons than dragonborn? =o

  53. Nadine Gionet
    Nadine Gionet
    9 dögum síðan

    3:15 lol

  54. Pro Gamer Tips
    Pro Gamer Tips
    10 dögum síðan

    Check Full Tutorials and guide for D&D 5e races: go to this official website dndraces.com/

  55. CARL Saratoga
    CARL Saratoga
    10 dögum síðan

    I'm a Deep Gnome Bard

  56. John Doe
    John Doe
    10 dögum síðan

    Golith I think you mean brax

  57. Max Wolfe
    Max Wolfe
    10 dögum síðan

    I know someone who chose to be a human wizard And named themselves harry

  58. Penguin McSwaggn
    Penguin McSwaggn
    11 dögum síðan

    When you are a good songwriter but you have no emotion except hate

  59. Benjamin Bakke
    Benjamin Bakke
    11 dögum síðan

    Dragonborn Aren't Half Dragons, They were Just Created by Dragon Wizards

  60. toby christopher
    toby christopher
    12 dögum síðan

    "elves! [long pause] are pompous pricks!" jocat 2020

    1. toby christopher
      toby christopher
      11 dögum síðan

      @Ser_Lagsalot thanks lad

    2. Ser_Lagsalot
      11 dögum síðan