The Big Story Tonight Is YOU - A Special "Social Distancing" Edition Of The Late Show

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  1. Nia Imani Deniege Mc Connell
    Nia Imani Deniege Mc Connell
    3 dögum síðan

    ispulse.info/video/mILOppywZ6Sxl6I.html

  2. barbiquearea
    barbiquearea
    11 dögum síðan

    Krusty: "Its the scorpion and battery show"

  3. The pikmin army
    The pikmin army
    12 dögum síðan

    May 19th. It didn't work.

  4. zamev
    zamev
    12 dögum síðan

    And the eight weeks have passed and this is still not over but people are going crazy, specially the imbeciles who support the orange turd.

  5. Balsha 18
    Balsha 18
    14 dögum síðan

    Are the likes bots or something this is 12 year old humor

  6. Natalee Steele
    Natalee Steele
    20 dögum síðan

    Stephen singing the theme song in a bathtub in a suit is ICONIC

  7. jamesk479
    jamesk479
    Mánuði síðan

    Did "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" NPR show bring you here, making you Google "Steven Colbert bath". Yes, clear your browser history. Now, everyone - "You can stay at the H O M E".....

  8. Jessie Rain
    Jessie Rain
    Mánuði síðan

    Bathing suit.

  9. Brock. Landers.
    Brock. Landers.
    Mánuði síðan

    I still think is the greatest piece of post corona journalism ever

  10. Harmen Westerhof
    Harmen Westerhof
    Mánuði síðan

    As long as the virus' replication rate is between 2 to 2.5, it DOES NOT make sense to still allow meetings of max 10 people. That number should be MAX TWO. Like it is sensibly enforced here in Germany, after adolescent Corona parties started getting popular. Meetings of 3 or more: everybody is fined €200. Nationwide.

  11. ally j croston
    ally j croston
    Mánuði síðan

    Lol I've been quarantini for 34 years I'm 34 years old I just like people not all people but most people

  12. Yourname Here
    Yourname Here
    Mánuði síðan

    wow, is this like a Keith Olberman inpersonation or were you shooting for Marco Polo Marco Rubio type of Bubble Boy scene? If you've got a few valiums in that bathroom, and I'm sure that you do, you could probably pull off a Roman Polanski "She KNEW what she was DOING" scene. Maybe you could have Jack Nicholson walk in on you right as you finish up your performance! YOu could get a standing ovation and a Lifetime Achievement award for a scene like that!

  13. Seventies Memories
    Seventies Memories
    Mánuði síðan

    is he wearing pants?

  14. Gerard de Kremer
    Gerard de Kremer
    2 mánuðum síðan

    It is not recorded that Isaac Newton had any children, legitimate or otherwise!

  15. letthesun shinethru
    letthesun shinethru
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Who are the 1000 plus that gave this a thumbs down? Those who are at greater risk.

  16. Collin Calderon
    Collin Calderon
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I thought this was supposed to be funny.

  17. Havaseet2
    Havaseet2
    2 mánuðum síðan

    A bubble bath. Seriously? Reduced to using cheesy props to get a har har yuk yuk? Pretty lame Colbert. Really showcases your lack of talent. Thank god for writers. You could have at least filled the tub with something more appropriate, like sewage. Oh wait..., it already is. That's your job. What next, squirting lapel flowers? A whoopie cushion?

  18. Chosen One
    Chosen One
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Is that dandruff Head and Shoulders?

  19. Jeff Merkel
    Jeff Merkel
    2 mánuðum síðan

    People are enjoying this? This is pathetic cringe. This reveals how frightfully devoid of humor these criminals really are. 76 million dollars per episode and this was the audio?

  20. Kaptain Kaos
    Kaptain Kaos
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Did Colbert forget to take his meds again? What an asshat!

  21. Scylla H
    Scylla H
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Yeah my home state, NH, has a stay at home order but exempts manufacturers who make steel products and gun parts. So therefore, my employer(who makes gun parts for companies like Century Arms) is still open and orders are coming in pretty well. Yet they say they can't afford to pay us to stay home if we get covid 19. Woo.

  22. Greg Or greg
    Greg Or greg
    2 mánuðum síðan

    When you find out your trash ass show is actual trash, but you signed a contract and they said "DANCE, MONKEY, DAAAAANCE"

  23. Bizzy V
    Bizzy V
    2 mánuðum síðan

    That's 6 more weeks ahhhhhh <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="58">0:58</a> my garden is gonna be so beautiful 😂

  24. Diane Wick
    Diane Wick
    2 mánuðum síðan

    OMG, please make a music video for H-O-M-E LOL!!!

  25. look, mom i’m famous
    look, mom i’m famous
    2 mánuðum síðan

    oh god he has airpods

  26. pimpninja1985
    pimpninja1985
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Nope. Not funny at all.

  27. Greggybread
    Greggybread
    2 mánuðum síðan

    What a sad embarrassment. When will he realise he's actually not funny when people aren't prompted to laugh

  28. Larry R Bowers Jr
    Larry R Bowers Jr
    2 mánuðum síðan

    UNFUNNY!!!

  29. The Afterhours
    The Afterhours
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Imagine your favorite ISpulser doing this...

  30. Kelcy
    Kelcy
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Low key head & shoulders product placement? Haha good work folks, keep the content coming. :)

  31. wovfm
    wovfm
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Without writers an audience Colbert seems to be a solidly mediocre human being. He is lapping up millions however as you listen to yourself laugh alone sitting in your safe space at home. Do tell is he bringing down the house or are you laughing harder to make up for his lack of audience to make him funnier? The Late Night Emperors have no clothes and they are a rather unctuous unimaginative lot without audience and writers.

  32. Mark Imel
    Mark Imel
    2 mánuðum síðan

    CRINGE

  33. Michael Clarke
    Michael Clarke
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Exposed! Without the studio and writers he sucks!

  34. david remenda
    david remenda
    2 mánuðum síðan

    You suck, colbert! You are a spoilt millionaire. You can eat whatever you want. You don't have to buy it. You probably have someone buy it for you. And now you politicize a crisis. You are just plain not funny.

  35. JJBrubaker
    JJBrubaker
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Oh dear.

  36. pugkin
    pugkin
    2 mánuðum síðan

    it’s hilarious how much trump doesn’t want to be giving that speech

  37. Beth Cavin
    Beth Cavin
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Not funny.....just stupid

  38. Hatachi Koi - Chickasaw Nation
    Hatachi Koi - Chickasaw Nation
    2 mánuðum síðan

    UGH! This is lazy work. Amatuer ISpulsers put out better content. Take your celebrity buddies that are on the net with you. Their channels suck too.

  39. Winston S
    Winston S
    2 mánuðum síðan

    cringe

  40. Jason Cripe
    Jason Cripe
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Man he really isn’t funny at all with out a sigh to tell the audience to laugh. Pain ful to watch

  41. Wolfie254
    Wolfie254
    2 mánuðum síðan

    It's so quiet without a studio audience and hundreds of staff workers. It's like you're a youtuber.

  42. George Jefferson
    George Jefferson
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Without the audience laughter this hurts my bones.

  43. J G
    J G
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Thanks for hosting your cringey personal blog on youtube!

  44. Kevin D. Najera
    Kevin D. Najera
    2 mánuðum síðan

    For someone who earns about 10M a year, I can tell you didn't care about your audience enough to have a basic setup...

  45. The Showman
    The Showman
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Here is how you make a late night show on ISpulse ispulse.info/video/14XOgIWJfpxlh28.html

  46. BigBrotherMateyka
    BigBrotherMateyka
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I wouldn't watch this garbage if Colbert paid _me._

  47. Free Tacos
    Free Tacos
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Oh man! He got into a bathtub in a suit! What a wild and crazy guy! Man this show is funny!

  48. Noelle With an E
    Noelle With an E
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Millenial speaking: I can’t walk around with no pants. I live with my family. Ive never had a bath tub. I don’t have a tv or computer. I share a bathroom w one shower and one toilet with 3 other people. I’m a millennial who lives with mom and dad and grandma and my siblings (I am age 29). I’ve been underemployed ( $100/week) with a bachelors degree in engineering since trump took office. This quarantine hasn’t changed my life... it’s normal for me to stay home. I literally watch ISpulse videos on my smartphone to pass the time... exactly what I did before this virus. This quarantineis not a change of pace as I only have gas to go to Walmart once a week anyway. I’m scared that I’ve already had the virus and unknowingly taken it home to family. That’s a lot of people’s reality Stephen Colbert.

  49. Erica Lambert
    Erica Lambert
    2 mánuðum síðan

    That really is a pretty ironic thing about this mess. America, known for it's garbage food, obesity, laziness yet when we are asked to stay at home and do nothing - if not for ourselves then for the sake of other people - and we say, "but uh, like, spring break dude." 🍻👏☝️🥇We are so number one. And I say that with disappointment because we have more potential than anywhere else to be THE BEST, but what are we doing? I can't thank enough anyone out there who is out right now dealing with this on the front lines, to those of you struggling right now you are not alone , to those of you doing what you are told and are staying indoors I congratulate because that's the good we have left and that I hold on to. People still care! Be safe ✌

  50. April Hook
    April Hook
    2 mánuðum síðan

    DAMN!! Steven needs to share that pare tart ressapee with us.

  51. Vectrex4Life
    Vectrex4Life
    2 mánuðum síðan

    So it's a 1080p rendered video in a weird aspect ratio with the CBS logo slapped on top. Great.

  52. saqtah
    saqtah
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I can't stop thinking that he isn't wearing any pants

  53. Alex Hurtado
    Alex Hurtado
    2 mánuðum síðan

    🤣

  54. Michael D
    Michael D
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Too much pork in the "relief" bill ispulse.info/video/t5mvopGgi5uZf3w.html

  55. Mahdiar Rahimzadeh
    Mahdiar Rahimzadeh
    2 mánuðum síðan

    didnt Isaac newton die a virgin?

  56. Jim Howard
    Jim Howard
    2 mánuðum síðan

    My Mom is 93 and we practice Social Distancing: ispulse.info/video/3ICVhoOGqKWsdZA.html

  57. Jarrett Ledesma
    Jarrett Ledesma
    2 mánuðum síðan

    The bathing suit joke is super underrated

  58. Chaos Simi
    Chaos Simi
    2 mánuðum síðan

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (crickets)

  59. William Gorczyca
    William Gorczyca
    2 mánuðum síðan

    What is this camera quality?

  60. Lisa Gulick
    Lisa Gulick
    2 mánuðum síðan

    LMAO @ the "YMCA" parody!!! Great job, Stephen! Keep up the good work!

  61. Raptor Dan
    Raptor Dan
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Thank China

  62. snoopy02010
    snoopy02010
    2 mánuðum síðan

    This is not as it once was...... LateShow CoronaVirus Edition will never be the same again......

  63. Just another human
    Just another human
    2 mánuðum síðan

    They are arming themselves to protect all the toilet paper they are hoarding

  64. beaner frijoles
    beaner frijoles
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Wuhan corona virus

  65. Mary Stuart
    Mary Stuart
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Thank you for this! You keep me informed but laughing...that's the best combo!

  66. Joe Schmoe
    Joe Schmoe
    2 mánuðum síðan

    We're not the only ones going stir-crazy stuck at home lol! ispulse.info/video/2ZaUcI1pgpqchKI.html

  67. Paul Hampton
    Paul Hampton
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Bearing arms / Fire arms okay I get it you wanna protect yourself but REALLY"" going AWOL, Lol & 🚽🗞️ toilet paper 🤣 your ASS isn't your LUNGS people ! And to Whom sent this / shared this with meh lol thank you Sexiness / J W ! Baby it 😜😊😍😅 really made meh laugh !... A lot ! Love you J W... Sincerely yours truly forever more Paul Hampton~💓😘💐

  68. Charles Benca
    Charles Benca
    2 mánuðum síðan

    they are also working firefox and chrome

  69. G F
    G F
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Dumbass Oklahoma Governor

  70. JamaBear
    JamaBear
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Love Bathtub Colbert. Keep the show like this 😜

  71. Kelly Waters
    Kelly Waters
    2 mánuðum síðan

    😂😂 that is awesome! This was exactly what I needed. Thank you Stephen! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎

  72. Bill Kemp
    Bill Kemp
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Good to see you Stephen in the wild

  73. sugermare katy
    sugermare katy
    2 mánuðum síðan

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  74. Cecilia Tuivasa
    Cecilia Tuivasa
    2 mánuðum síðan

    😘💜

  75. cannibalbananas
    cannibalbananas
    2 mánuðum síðan

    You playing in the bubbles at the beginning reminds me of Jim Carry in The Truman Show as he draws on the glass with soap 😂 Loved the rendition of the YMCA. I lol'd when you said "end scene" 😂🤣😂

  76. VipVip999
    VipVip999
    2 mánuðum síðan

    "No, you can't shoot a virus" I mean, technically you could, it wouldn't do jackshit about the epidemic, but you could.

  77. Gabrielle Kerkow
    Gabrielle Kerkow
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Stephen, are you okay?

  78. Creamapera
    Creamapera
    2 mánuðum síðan

    The big story is. Has anybody looked into this. ispulse.info/video/0n_NfIp5oIenm3g.html

  79. Aziel Angel
    Aziel Angel
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Thank you for the laughs. This is awesome.

  80. William Leavitt
    William Leavitt
    2 mánuðum síðan

    These are fun