Timothy Dexter: The Dumbest Rags-to-Riches Story

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Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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4:00 - 4:08


  1. mshesh16
    Klukkustund síðan

    So... He's the 1700's version of Jake Paul?

  2. hugepanicbuilder
    3 klukkustundum síðan

    what the fresh hell was that grammar

  3. Matias Cora
    Matias Cora
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="475">7:55</a>

  4. Mike Gieselman
    Mike Gieselman
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    Dexter had Charlie Kelly’s vocabulary and spelling ability

    16 klukkustundum síðan

    This is the place I will go when I need to write an essay, on the back; “Sam O’Neill’s is god.”

  6. Seeds Of Celery
    Seeds Of Celery
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    renDom capiTaliZaTioN.

  7. SallinKari
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    I believe this is ironclad proof that the system is designed to allow complete idiots to succeed.

  8. Ambrus Roland 12E
    Ambrus Roland 12E
    Degi Síðan síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="185">3:05</a> ok can we not ignore the fact Dexter got a statue of Michael Malloy

  9. Dylan Chester
    Dylan Chester
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Flawless sponser transition

  10. Zwielichtiger Zerquetscher
    Zwielichtiger Zerquetscher
    Degi Síðan síðan

    IME the first Lord in the younited States of A mericary Now of Newburyport it is the voise of the peopel and I cant Help it and so Let it goue Now as I must be Lord there will foller many more Lords pretty soune for it dont hurt A Cat Nor the mouse Nor the son Nor the water Nor the Eare then goue on all is Easey Now bons broaken all is well all in Love Now I be gin to Lay the corner ston and the kee ston with grat Remembrence of my father Jorge Washington the grate herow 17 sentreys past before we found so good a father to his shildren and Now gone to Rest1 Now to shoue my Love to my father and grate Caricters I will shoue the world one of the grate Wonders of the world in 15 months if now man mourders me in Dors or out Dors such A mouserum on Earth will annonce O Lord thou knowest to be troue fourder hear me good Lord I am A goueing to Let or shildren know Now to see good Lord what has bin in the world grat wase back to owr forefathers Not old plimeth but stop to Addom & Eave to shoue 45 figures2 two Leged and fore Leged because we Cant Doue weel with our four Leged in the first plase they are our foude in the Next plase to make out Dexters mouseum I want 4 Lions to defend thous grat and mistry men from East to wist from North to South which Now are at the plases Rased the Lam is not Readey in short meater if agreabel I form a good and peasabel government on my Land in Newburyport Compleat I taks 3 presedents hamsher govenor all to Noue york and the grate mister John Jay is one, that maks 2 in that state the king of grat britton mister pitt Roufes kins Cros over to france Loues the 16 and then the grate bonnepartey the grate and their segnetoure Crow biddey3 --- I Command pease and the gratest brotherly love and not fade be Linked to gether with that best of troue love so as to govern all nasions on the fass of the gloub not to tiranize over them but to put them to order if any Despout shall A Rise as to boundreys or Any maturs of Importance it is Left france and grat britton and Amacarey to be setteled A Congress4 to be allways in france all Despouts is to be thare settled and this may be Dun this will balless power and then all wars Dun A way there-fore I have the Lam to Lay Dow with the Lion Now this may be dun if thos three powers would A geray to Lay what is called Devel one side and Not Carry the gentelman pack hors Any longer but shake him of as dust on your feet and Laff at him5 there is grate noise Aboute a toue Leged Creter he says I am going to set sade black Divel there stop he would scare the womans so there would be No youse for the bilding. I should have to erect sum Noue won Now I stop hear I puts the Devil Long with the bull for he is a bulling 2 Leged Annemal stop put him one side Near Soloman Looking with Soloman to Ladey venus Now stop wind up there is grat ods in froute I will Let you know the sekret houe you may see the Devel stand on your head before a Loucking glass and take a bibel to your bousum fast 40 owers and look in the loucking glass, there is no Devel if you dont see the ould fellow but I affirm you will see that old Devel

  11. BJ Jackson
    BJ Jackson
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Ah yes,the greatest hero,Michael Malloy.

  12. HELLOO227
    2 dögum síðan

    I am getting this RNGesus tattooed on me somewhere lol

  13. Georgy
    2 dögum síðan

    According to thumbnail your a warming pan head

  14. Tuari Claiborne
    Tuari Claiborne
    2 dögum síðan

    best ad transition ever

  15. Cats & Croissants
    Cats & Croissants
    2 dögum síðan

    I think Timothy just maxed out his charisma.

  16. Mistymoo
    2 dögum síðan

    Dude sounds like mr beast from 200 years ago

  17. Dankster
    2 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="474">7:54</a>- when I stub my toe

  18. Poffz I have no idea
    Poffz I have no idea
    3 dögum síðan

    An irl Warhammer ork

  19. angus jones
    angus jones
    3 dögum síðan

    the beginning is so damn stupid edit: the entire thing is so damn stupid

  20. William Stinson
    William Stinson
    3 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="116">1:56</a> money printer go brrrrrr

  21. Coeptux
    3 dögum síðan

    I don't know what im doing and you cant stop me

  22. Buddy No cap
    Buddy No cap
    3 dögum síðan

    What a guy

  23. Ruchika Dayal
    Ruchika Dayal
    4 dögum síðan

    But in corsets whalebone (baleen) in is used, not literal whale bones. It was flexible. much like how Timothy flexed his money.

  24. Comment Section Man
    Comment Section Man
    4 dögum síðan

    “Wait a minute. Share... Skill... *incomprehensible scream of agony*” That one killed me. My sense of humor is dead

  25. The American Rifle
    The American Rifle
    4 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="475">7:55</a>

  26. CoolPepper7790 1
    CoolPepper7790 1
    4 dögum síðan

    He made a book meme man style

  27. Shreck West
    Shreck West
    4 dögum síðan

    So 1700s Donald Trump?

  28. Lucas Hagg
    Lucas Hagg
    5 dögum síðan

    'Triumphantly concluding what many had already known, that there weren't any deer in Malden, Massachusetts.' kills me every time.

  29. Zerron Kaibo
    Zerron Kaibo
    5 dögum síðan

    I'm sure someone has said this before. But your segways into the sponsor is absolutely superb

  30. Tommy Kavanaugh
    Tommy Kavanaugh
    5 dögum síðan

    Lmfao dude just kept his middle finger up throughout his entire life

  31. Dapper Krogan
    Dapper Krogan
    5 dögum síðan

    This is what happens when you dump ALL your skillpoints into idiot savant

  32. Rafael Cardeño Jr.
    Rafael Cardeño Jr.
    6 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="475">7:55</a> RIP headphone users 😂

  33. redrifle
    6 dögum síðan


  34. Jonathan Sauceda
    Jonathan Sauceda
    7 dögum síðan

    This guy is the definition of dumb luck

  35. Alejo Hernan Ortiz Rexius
    Alejo Hernan Ortiz Rexius
    7 dögum síðan

    The caribean: *is full of rats* Timothy: STONKS

  36. mi nguyen
    mi nguyen
    7 dögum síðan

    GOAT Troll!!

  37. A kid on YT
    A kid on YT
    7 dögum síðan

    Skill..Share- AAAAH

  38. BILL chiper
    BILL chiper
    8 dögum síðan

    The man who knows of deer population I aM bIg SmArT

  39. Conrad Cochrane
    Conrad Cochrane
    8 dögum síðan

    I just need to share this with you all perfectly cut scream <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="473">7:53</a>

  40. junebug
    8 dögum síðan

    Goddamn his spelling is like my diary I wrote before I went to school for my dyslexia

  41. A pet named Steve
    A pet named Steve
    8 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="471">7:51</a> got me crying and rolling on the floor

  42. Vante
    8 dögum síðan

    Dropped out of school at the healthy age of 8🤣😂

  43. asailijhijr
    8 dögum síðan

    You demonstrate your status as a top notch philosopher by not sharing your philosophy with the world.

  44. mara mara
    mara mara
    8 dögum síðan

    [<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="349">5:49</a>] *So...,he is kinda like me in high school.*

  45. StarMan
    8 dögum síðan

    Timothy Dexter: The 18th century equivalent of Kim Kardashian

  46. Thomas Edgerley
    Thomas Edgerley
    8 dögum síðan

    If Charlie Kelly married that rich girl

  47. Sub to pewds And Jesus
    Sub to pewds And Jesus
    9 dögum síðan

    In the part where he was explaining the continental dollars and how they were selling them for 1% of there face value, if you look on the left you can see the deathly hallows symbol.

  48. Palatine of facts
    Palatine of facts
    10 dögum síðan

    That guy sounds like an absolute chad

  49. Kai Lawless
    Kai Lawless
    10 dögum síðan

    Timothy Dexter: does anything Dexter two seconds later: *laughs in basic economics*

  50. KingBullDogg
    10 dögum síðan

    I'm buying this damn book

  51. The Shirt Man
    The Shirt Man
    10 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="475">7:55</a>

  52. Grace Perrone
    Grace Perrone
    10 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="29">0:29</a>

  53. Jacob Levin
    Jacob Levin
    10 dögum síðan

    i have read the complete book, and i am now RiTinG a complete literary analysis on it. wish me luck! (see what i did there)

  54. TopGoose
    11 dögum síðan

    "Thay may peper and solt as they please" I look forward to the day in which I get to say this to someone.

  55. kipuri
    11 dögum síðan

    fucker keeps rolling a nat20

  56. Dorian Cataldo
    Dorian Cataldo
    11 dögum síðan


  57. Infinite Loop
    Infinite Loop
    11 dögum síðan

    the Segway lol

  58. HazmatAreaA Edd
    HazmatAreaA Edd
    11 dögum síðan

    So there's this Timothy guy, right? Very smart. So, out of pure boredom, he turned himself into a pickle. A pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen.

  59. Danzilthar D.
    Danzilthar D.
    11 dögum síðan

    Seriously though, that response to complaints about the grammar in his book is some real big dick energy.

  60. Skerps
    12 dögum síðan

    Y’know this Timothy Dexter sounds a lot like me

  61. TheHutchy01
    12 dögum síðan

    So basically he invented internet comment sections

  62. Jonathan Van Buskirk
    Jonathan Van Buskirk
    12 dögum síðan

    Original joe exotic

  63. ハンバーガーちゃんw
    12 dögum síðan

    what's the name of the painting in <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="349">5:49</a> asking for a friend

  64. Loony Titan
    Loony Titan
    12 dögum síðan

    So this guy was kinda like the Karen’s of our day

  65. Jonathan strange
    Jonathan strange
    12 dögum síðan

    Idk man, he seems like a time traveler to me

  66. Ashton Kimball
    Ashton Kimball
    12 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="475">7:55</a> did he just become Sr Pelo?

  67. ZACH Nelson
    ZACH Nelson
    12 dögum síðan

    Mmm frothing and ham

  68. IVAN3DX
    12 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> This hits too close to home

  69. Thomas Nieskens
    Thomas Nieskens
    13 dögum síðan

    Is his book 'A pickle for the knowing ones' actually worth buying

  70. Grilly Grilly
    Grilly Grilly
    13 dögum síðan

    I guess he’s the first person who wrote like the average internet user.

  71. Grilly Grilly
    Grilly Grilly
    13 dögum síðan

    I guess he’s the first person to write like the average internet user.

  72. Ian Weninger
    Ian Weninger
    13 dögum síðan

    I read a pickle for the knowing ones, it is fucking wack

  73. sahnty sahnty
    sahnty sahnty
    13 dögum síðan

    i fucking love this guy

  74. sipp dude
    sipp dude
    13 dögum síðan

    Can u do vid on fish? I like fish ty

  75. Ocloud The Evil
    Ocloud The Evil
    13 dögum síðan

    Do you just fucking own skillshare

  76. 2940goons
    13 dögum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="465">7:45</a> best ad intro ever

  77. Andres D Lopez Gil.
    Andres D Lopez Gil.
    14 dögum síðan

    Who says maxing luck isnt a smart move 😂

  78. Andrew Barsky
    Andrew Barsky
    14 dögum síðan

    Let’s be honest, nobody is signing up for “skill” share.

  79. Hugsforall
    14 dögum síðan

    I know this is like 45% of this dude's comments but seriously I wish history was taught more like this. It's memorable, engaging, and just feels talking about present day stuff.

  80. DandyDiamond 617
    DandyDiamond 617
    14 dögum síðan

    This man was a complete idiot but he had unending luck like Christ I wish I had that man's luck might as well have been 500% Irish dressed in an outfit of 7 leaf clovers (↑ Futurama reference)