Rise of Skywalker: A Complete Cinematic Failure

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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, what a truly incredible trainwreck. Watch the uncensored version of this video at patreon.com/thevitoshow.
In this movie, co-writers J.J. Abrams and Chris Terrio demonstrate their complete inability to craft anything even resembling a meaningful (or coherent) plotline, forever cementing the fate of the most spectacular franchise failure in history. Six months out from this farce, with the blackness knocking on our doors, let's take a closer look at everything that went wrong.
In part one, we examine how Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy allowed the Skywalker Saga to fail from hour one, by not laying out a competent framework for the trilogy.
In part two, we take a look at how this movie retcons Rian Johnson’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi, with a gotcha mentality that pranks the audience.
In part three, we see the tragic loss of Carrie Fisher, and discuss a more fitting tribute for Princess Leia. Perhaps one akin to Yondu in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?
Part four is all about fetch quests, and how the plot of this movie is structured like a bad Final Fantasy game.
Part five we meet the Knights of Ren, the most boring characters ever.
Part six, the rushed pacing of this Star Wars Episode IX movie script and how it ruins many a scene.
Part seven and we must discuss the return of Emperor Palpatine. How did Sheev return? Who knows!?
Part eight? Time for some BABU FRIK!
Part nine and Palpatine’s fleet of first order Star Destroyers (sorry, final order Star Destroyers) is examined. Who built these things!?
Part ten we discuss the character of Finn, the rogue stormtrooper played by John Boyega.
Part eleven and it’s the thrilling battle for Exegol! What a terrible scene!
Part twelve and it’s time to discuss Kylo Ren, played by Adam Driver. Why was Kylo ren evil? Why did he do away with Han Solo? We may never know…
Part thirteen and it’s time to meet REY SKYWALKER as played by Daisy Ridley. The Rise of Skywalker ending is quite a nightmare to behold!
The Rise of Skywalker: A Complete Cinematic Failure. Episode IX.
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All Written by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Chapters
0:00 Spoiler Warning
0:09 Opening
2:12 Chapter 1 - Kathleen Kennedy & The No-Good Very Bad Plan
6:51 Chapter 2 - Star Wars: The Last Gotcha
14:05 Chapter 3 - Sleep Well, My Cocaine Princess
17:49 Chapter 4 - Fetch Quest: The Motion Picture
21:41 Chapter 5 - The Knights of Boring
23:12 Chapter 6 - Dragonball Time
26:20 Chapter 7 - Rey's Magic Grandpa
30:36 Chapter 8 - Babu Frik Rules
30:43 Chapter 9 - Palpatine's Stupid Star Destroyers
35:06 Intermission
36:00 Chapter 10 - Finn Done Dirty
38:30 Chapter 11 - Never Tell Me the Odds
41:19 Chapter 12 - The Tragedy of Ben Solo
48:08 Chapter 13 - Palpatine's Plan Makes No Sense
48:39 Chapter 13 - Palpatine Dies Like a B
50:12 Chapter 14 - The Rise of Rey Skywalker
55:22 Chapter 15 - The Death of Star Wars
58:35 PLEASE LIKE & SUBSCRIBE

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  1. Vito
    Vito
    5 mánuðum síðan

    This video consumed about three months of my life. I hope it was worth it! To watch the uncensored cut, head to www.patreon.com/thevitoshow.

    1. ProGHost'Z GameCreed
      ProGHost'Z GameCreed
      4 dögum síðan

      Sequels: STAR WARS was weak, I destroyed him Dave Filoni with clone wars and mandalorian: Then I'll avenge his death

    2. Paula Boatright
      Paula Boatright
      9 dögum síðan

      @Jon dow NO YOU ARE 👎👎👎👎👎👎 💩💩💩💩💩💩 and rise of skywalker is 21 times better than any movie. 💩💩💩💩👎👎👎😠

    3. Keith Andreen
      Keith Andreen
      9 dögum síðan

      LOL...3 months...on this...LOL

    4. Tim Smith
      Tim Smith
      14 dögum síðan

      magic

    5. ƬӨПΣ_57
      ƬӨПΣ_57
      15 dögum síðan

      It’s actually not 1000 star destroyers. According to the rise of skywalker book, there were 10s of thousands of star destroyers. So palpitine basically lifted 100,000 star destroyers

  2. Slyde InfinitySpinCasts
    Slyde InfinitySpinCasts
    3 klukkustundum síðan

    It takes a lot to understand , Its a good movie and Victory to the Empire and the Imperial Orders brave resistance. Long may the New Republic and their Jedi filth attempt it's recovery. What's success

  3. Brian Fuller
    Brian Fuller
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    When RoS stunk as a stand-alone film and as a Star Wars, failure was complete. The sequel trilogy was a disaster and Star Wars is dead .

  4. Pavel Kučera
    Pavel Kučera
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    This video makes me feel more than whole Sequel trilogy.

  5. Ayanami
    Ayanami
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    This movie trilogie is Kafkaesque

  6. HEY Im A Person OF Four
    HEY Im A Person OF Four
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Admit it: the prequels were the king of terrible star movies, but the Rise of Skywalker is the God of terrible star wars movies.

  7. AnunnakiThe1
    AnunnakiThe1
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    they worked so hard and spent billions of dollars to turn our love to classic works of arts and change our minds, only to make us love them classics even more lol . what a stupid move by stupid generation of Hollywood with stupid ideologies .

  8. PettyJay TheUchiha
    PettyJay TheUchiha
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    Please don’t let these people get a hold of the knights of the old republic movies if Disney ever decides too

  9. PettyJay TheUchiha
    PettyJay TheUchiha
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    Wow this video was better the all 3 movies combined good stuff bro

  10. aeneas237
    aeneas237
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I missed “Stephen King, Creator of Goosebumps” the first time around. You’re the gift that keeps on giving, magic grandpa

  11. Bryon Turner
    Bryon Turner
    Degi Síðan síðan

    WoW Family guy had a longer funeral scene for the character Carrie voiced. Granted it ended in a joke where Peter was speaking fondly about her at a wrong funeral. But it was longer.

  12. Froakie
    Froakie
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I just want to forget these movies exist. Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie in the series by a huge margin and that’s crazy to me with a franchise that has The Last Jedi and Phantom Menace in it

  13. BoooB
    BoooB
    Degi Síðan síðan

    George: I want to make a new installment in the saga. Should take about 10 years to make. Disney: Hold my beer

  14. Matt Lohrke
    Matt Lohrke
    Degi Síðan síðan

    You had a perfectly good character and plot with the Thrawn trilogy.

  15. Resha Maaruf
    Resha Maaruf
    Degi Síðan síðan

    👏👏

  16. Ben Gal
    Ben Gal
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I loved the movie

  17. Wildman georges rc Channel
    Wildman georges rc Channel
    2 dögum síðan

    Cocain is one hell of a drug

  18. Teutonic Knight
    Teutonic Knight
    2 dögum síðan

    Gotcha!

  19. Hassat Hunter
    Hassat Hunter
    2 dögum síðan

    "How has the Emperor not already taken over the galaxy" He has... remember the First Order is his, ruled by his Snoke clone. So he retakes the taken galaxy from... his own forces. Yeah, what a brilliant guy. And when the Emperor's forces die somehow the FO dies too, for some reason. Even though they should have still ruled the galaxy. Amazing writing. "The Solo bloodline" Disney's crappy spinoff wants a word with you how that's a 'bloodline'. Bloody Solo. "Hung out with Luke for 3 days" Reminder those 3 days all happen within 18 hours, as established by the time mentioned their fuel runs out, and the plots run simultanious.

  20. Max imum
    Max imum
    2 dögum síðan

    This is like therapy, -thank you.

  21. Trey Brasseale
    Trey Brasseale
    2 dögum síðan

    I want ISpulse to make a second "Like" button for videos like this

  22. Degrelle Holt
    Degrelle Holt
    2 dögum síðan

    I don't think the Disney STAR WARS was meant to be a continuation of the first 6 episodes. It seemed more like a rewrite.

  23. Serge Gordeev
    Serge Gordeev
    2 dögum síðan

    I'm afraid the boycott will be operational when more nonsense arrives.

  24. gurumagoo
    gurumagoo
    2 dögum síðan

    I've long known that Hollywood writers and producers were nothing but a bunch of no talent paper apes, but like holy shit. It would almost take real effort to write and produce movies this bad. When you realize this is the conclusion to the Skywalker saga you just want to cry. A classroom full of 3rd graders could have come up with a better story than this.

  25. Ionshatter
    Ionshatter
    2 dögum síðan

    This kinda makes me wonder how I ever got into Starwars as a franchise considering Warhammer 40k exists. Like looking back, I would have loved it so much more if there were movies about it, Astartes toys, the Tyranid wars, and books upon books of 40k lore lining my shelves. So many more compelling stories, so many more interesting characters. It's like realising that reddit became normie garbage, and there were other places to get better entertainment. If you were a fan of Starwars, I beseech you to go watch a video breaking down the Warhammer 40k universe, you just might find a new obsession.

  26. Oru's and Or nots
    Oru's and Or nots
    3 dögum síðan

    Dude .. A Imperial II Star Destroyer is orders of magnitude larger then the ISS. I know you said let's be generous but that is not even close lol. The Emperor is not like a god he is as powerful as ALL THE GODs lol. It's stupidly insane but never fear OP Marry Sue is here to defeat him!

  27. Bee Gee
    Bee Gee
    3 dögum síðan

    I also cried like hell when Yondu died because his last line is something my dad used to say to me all the time and my dad is gone now. ):

  28. THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
    THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
    3 dögum síðan

    34:58 sorry but WTH

  29. Sdubid Tuunz
    Sdubid Tuunz
    3 dögum síðan

    What makes me mad is it’s the skywalker saga and Rey just makes her a skywalker when she is not

    1. Sdubid Tuunz
      Sdubid Tuunz
      3 dögum síðan

      Edit edit kerry fisher was born in 1958 not 1956

    2. Sdubid Tuunz
      Sdubid Tuunz
      3 dögum síðan

      Edit and Luke’s lightsaber is gone it got cut off but NOOOO.

  30. Ping on Vodka
    Ping on Vodka
    3 dögum síðan

    lobot squad pog

  31. Rohan Marshall
    Rohan Marshall
    3 dögum síðan

    Disney's ability to stay true to the plot of the books it adapts and the movies it continues, is now officially worse than the Ugandan knock-off studio that made a spider-man film.

  32. Sam Barefoot
    Sam Barefoot
    4 dögum síðan

    This might be the funniest shit I've seen all year thank you for this.

  33. Redstone Cuba
    Redstone Cuba
    4 dögum síðan

    Is it just me or is the armor for like the soldiers and stuff just too clean

  34. Kade Corvinus
    Kade Corvinus
    4 dögum síðan

    Both the social justice trilogy and the obese, scruffy fanboys raging against it are cringeworthy in equal measure.

  35. Kuba Piwowarczyk
    Kuba Piwowarczyk
    4 dögum síðan

    They're rich, but they're not white. Well MAYBE Rian.

  36. ProGHost'Z GameCreed
    ProGHost'Z GameCreed
    4 dögum síðan

    50:48 Don't forget Anakin

  37. ProGHost'Z GameCreed
    ProGHost'Z GameCreed
    4 dögum síðan

    40:56 Maul: You are all going mad, you are all going to die, you don't know what you are doing

  38. Miles Wilson
    Miles Wilson
    4 dögum síðan

    The truly scary thing about the people responsible for this mountain of BS is that they vote.

  39. G M
    G M
    4 dögum síðan

    “Creator of Goosebumps.” 🤣😂🤣

  40. Vegeta Goku23
    Vegeta Goku23
    5 dögum síðan

    Star Wars is another example that Feminism and SJWs destroy everything they touch

  41. Knowledge
    Knowledge
    5 dögum síðan

    I think Johnson was insinuating 3 things: That Luke was molesting his nephew, that he was a c**k sucker, and that he would have killed Lea too if he wanted too. Looks like he actively destroyed the franchise.

  42. daytona750
    daytona750
    5 dögum síðan

    I’m terribly sorry but that isn’t a 1979 Ford Fiesta. It’s a mid 60’s mkII Jaguar

  43. MuddaGoose
    MuddaGoose
    5 dögum síðan

    Ya know, in spite of how awful this new trilogy was, it's a good thing they came out. They reinforced the canon and storytelling from the Prequel Trilogy. Argue all you want, that trilogy at least was more coherent and conclusive than this dogshit trilogy Disney shat out after a late-night Taco Bell run in bumble-fuck, nowhere. Another reason this was so bad its good is that Lucas already wants to come back after seeing Disney milk his wonderous creation to a mass of mindless zombies.

  44. Scrap Baby
    Scrap Baby
    5 dögum síðan

    #AGoodQuestionForAnotherTime

  45. Sara Fontanini
    Sara Fontanini
    5 dögum síðan

    yes, Goerge Lucas didn't have a plan for the original trilogy, but that's because he ddn't start off making a trilogy, and he and his team were at least able to make somethng that actually makes sense. JJ STARTED with making a trilogy from the get go, setting up intentional mysteries (where the original trilogy didn't HAVE mysteries) and because he had no set PLAN for this and the creative team changed between all three films there was no consistency or cohesiveness, so without a plan to follow they all did their own thing resulting in a jumbled mess. also fuck Kylo's random redemption and romance. He should've been a tragic villain who dies unable to escape Snoke's control over him and thus unable to achieve his goal of 'killing the past'

  46. Jatin Venkat
    Jatin Venkat
    5 dögum síðan

    That han solo and kylo conversation is straight out of BvS.... Chris terrio wrote both.. Of course

  47. Rodrigo Robaina
    Rodrigo Robaina
    5 dögum síðan

    For me the hiperspace suicide scene was the best on all the movies and when I saw it the first time I even paused the movie to admire that. Now I simple dont know with your common sense. Thank you for destroying a good memory. And I already hated the sequel movies. Ignorance is indeed a bleesing.

  48. RL Stafford
    RL Stafford
    5 dögum síðan

    Oh STFU. I liked it. And I saw the original as a kid. This was MUCH better than that crap Lucas made in 77.

    1. BlindingHornet
      BlindingHornet
      Degi Síðan síðan

      You must be joking dude. Please tell me your a troll

    2. garglefunt
      garglefunt
      4 dögum síðan

      Lol being wrong is your right. How is it living a life while having terrible taste? You must guzzle down adam sandler movies eh?

  49. captain khaos
    captain khaos
    5 dögum síðan

    I didn't watch this waste of money. I was 3? When the original when the first came out. (I'm) 47. I liked the first one, not a "FAN". One was enough, enough said?

  50. Guest Superguest
    Guest Superguest
    5 dögum síðan

    Vito I have a thought I want to share....When they send the 12 ships they say we wont let the dream our fathers fought for die... but didn't the republic already get obliterated? Why does palpatine even need these ships to take over? The Republic is gone, the fleet was destroyed.. why take over the galaxy? Theirs nothing to take over... cause death star three blew it up!! What is everyone fighting over? The galaxy just lost a massive government/republic empire thing. Isn't that at least 40 to 78% of the entire galaxy? A huge chunk of the galaxy is gone. Home world's, mining operations, potential characters everything just gone. Why did the series need to get this dark? Why fight over a galaxy that's dead?

    1. Guest Superguest
      Guest Superguest
      5 dögum síðan

      Please give me a response vito so I can make some sense of this terrible plot and understand something

  51. destin4glory1
    destin4glory1
    6 dögum síðan

    I've never said this to another man.... besides my father that was in his death bed but.... I think I love you Vito.

  52. Son Of Kong
    Son Of Kong
    6 dögum síðan

    After having the shittiest day yesterday, I then watched this review. I haven’t laughed so much for a very long time. Thank you so much and well done ,this is brilliant!

  53. extreme odst
    extreme odst
    6 dögum síðan

    fortnite is a free to play battle royale

  54. Lee S
    Lee S
    6 dögum síðan

    i watched this and chuckled and then immediately hit subscribe when you mentioned Southland Tales, truly the greatest movie of all time.

  55. TheDarthMushroom
    TheDarthMushroom
    6 dögum síðan

    You should ask your magic grandfather to hit that button.

  56. Veguerosama
    Veguerosama
    6 dögum síðan

    Nice video Man, Im not the huge fan of Star Wars, tbh the real reason im fan of this Franchise is because the Kotor games wich i love, both of them. I liked most of the movies, even in the new sequels, but they badly flawed and your review points a lot of things i didnt consider. Anyways, hope your doing well now my man to keep up this nice reviews. BTW couldnt find the Southland review xD

  57. General Esdeath
    General Esdeath
    6 dögum síðan

    Sometimes I wonder if the sequel trilogy would have been at least decent if they had listened to Mark Hamill and not Rian Johnson’s agenda based garbage. TFA was decent. But then TLJ just said “no you don’t get any of your questions amswered” and was a massive “F you” to the fans and JJAbrams. Of course TROS wasn’t very good! What did Rian even leave him to work with?

    1. ReonMagnum
      ReonMagnum
      6 dögum síðan

      TFA already doomed the entire Sequel Trilogy when they didn't listen to Mark Hamill during its filming. Mark said that when Kylo Ren slashes Finn in the back and Anakin's lightsaber flies off into the snow, he was expecting that Luke would be the one to Force pull it. But instead it was Rey who grabbed the saber, and Mark knew this would disappoint fans. Mark was also bitter that his character had only less than a minute of screentime in TFA, but unfortunately his bitterness would increase even more with the filming of TLJ. Before its release, Mark dropped off so many hints about his disappointment (you can find a compilation of it on ISpulse).

  58. Conner Wolf
    Conner Wolf
    6 dögum síðan

    So did they just steal the red Stormtroopers from that one episode of Drake & Josh?

    1. BlindingHornet
      BlindingHornet
      6 dögum síðan

      Yeah. Galaxy Wars

  59. Xkta 4444
    Xkta 4444
    6 dögum síðan

    Thank you grand master Vito my the force be with us all

  60. ChewieOne
    ChewieOne
    6 dögum síðan

    Who can go through one hour of constant yelling? I cant, so i may have missed some points, too bad.

  61. Xkta 4444
    Xkta 4444
    6 dögum síðan

    Nothing but truth

  62. Ian van Deventer
    Ian van Deventer
    6 dögum síðan

    What I thought might have worked better was if Sidious, considering his mass knowledge of the sith, would have known of and sought out the star forge which would have allowed him to amass a massive army of star destroyers filled to the brim with droids to use them in a relatively short time... Like what Revan and Malak did...

  63. Soapy Window
    Soapy Window
    6 dögum síðan

    I have a heart condition and if I get to stressed my chest starts to hurt when I tell you that this movie made my chest hurt it's saying something

  64. brockbaby
    brockbaby
    6 dögum síðan

    A Tie Fighter is metal. How is it burning like a wooden bonfire????

  65. Dalton Boardman
    Dalton Boardman
    7 dögum síðan

    I'm not exaggerating when I say that I've seen more story depth and continuity in a Crash Bandicoot game. Even including the weird Radical Studios ones.

  66. Lauren Anderson
    Lauren Anderson
    7 dögum síðan

    Fine! I hit subscribe.

  67. Filip Aleksiekczuk
    Filip Aleksiekczuk
    7 dögum síðan

    That movie is that good, like han solo is smuggler

  68. Guest Superguest
    Guest Superguest
    7 dögum síðan

    While I agree but technically Vito she should be rey solo because technically when lea married Han solo her changed to solo. ( so why is she still called organa)

  69. Guest Superguest
    Guest Superguest
    7 dögum síðan

    Why did noone mourn solo or Skywalker? Lea got 8 seconds... so I guess Only girls get funerals?

  70. Jack Resler
    Jack Resler
    7 dögum síðan

    Imo the worst Star Wars movie ever

  71. leftyfourguns
    leftyfourguns
    7 dögum síðan

    Honestly J.J Abrams... Thank you for wiping your ass with Rian Johnson's self fart sniffing trip

  72. Solace Healer
    Solace Healer
    7 dögum síðan

    BEN

  73. Guest Superguest
    Guest Superguest
    8 dögum síðan

    Please rip up more starwars.. If you make one more video I promise I'll watch it

  74. Guest Superguest
    Guest Superguest
    8 dögum síðan

    Please make fun of starwars somemore your VERY FUNNY.. I keep re watching your starwars gotchas..👍 you got me this is cool

  75. CHROMAtic_ecstatic
    CHROMAtic_ecstatic
    8 dögum síðan

    35:06 Me, giggling at the idea of convincing a skilled labor force that could occupy NYC to join a sex cult in the middle of nowhere

  76. Guest Superguest
    Guest Superguest
    8 dögum síðan

    They could have gotten 2-3 movies out of Harrison Ford before killing solo and they do it movie 1.... why??

  77. Guest Superguest
    Guest Superguest
    8 dögum síðan

    Please RIP on starwars somemore

  78. Coolio ajp
    Coolio ajp
    8 dögum síðan

    OMG! This is accurate as hell and funny AF ( Cause it's TRUE!).

  79. Coolio ajp
    Coolio ajp
    8 dögum síðan

    Facts!

  80. Duke Nukem SLO
    Duke Nukem SLO
    8 dögum síðan

    I pirated this movie and i still feel robbed

  81. Derek Schumaker
    Derek Schumaker
    8 dögum síðan

    I laughed for an hour and a half straight! Thank you for saying everything the Star Wars fans wanted to say... The CALVARY to the rescue on a damn ship??? OMG I lost it in the theater and started laughing out loud!

  82. Hund
    Hund
    8 dögum síðan

    The sequels aren't canon. Legends, however, is 100% canon.

    1. Hund
      Hund
      12 klukkustundum síðan

      @BoogieFunk Productions yeah, i know. sequels aren't canon. legends are canon.

    2. BoogieFunk Productions
      BoogieFunk Productions
      12 klukkustundum síðan

      Canon and the Expanded Universe as defined on Star Wars Wiki "As of April 25, 2014, the only previously published materials that are considered canon are the six Star Wars films, the Star Wars: The Clone Wars television series and film, and Part I of the short story Blade Squadron. Meanwhile, the Expanded Universe is no longer considered canon[1] and was re-termed as the "Legends" brand. Most Star Wars material released after April 25, 2014-with some exceptions-is composed in collaboration with the Lucasfilm Story Group, making it part of the "new canon." "When it comes to absolute canon, the real story of Star Wars, you must turn to the films themselves-and only the films. Even novelizations are interpretations of the film, and while they are largely true to George Lucas' vision (he works quite closely with the novel authors), the method in which they are written does allow for some minor differences. The novelizations are written concurrently with the film's production, so variations in detail do creep in from time to time. Nonetheless, they should be regarded as very accurate depictions of the fictional Star Wars movies. "The further one branches away from the movies, the more interpretation and speculation come into play. LucasBooks works diligently to keep the continuing Star Wars expanded universe cohesive and uniform, but stylistically, there is always room for variation. Not all artists draw Luke Skywalker the same way. Not all writers define the character in the same fashion. The particular attributes of individual media also come into play. A comic book interpretation of an event will likely have less dialogue or different pacing than a novel version. A video game has to take an interactive approach that favors gameplay. So too must card and roleplaying games ascribe certain characteristics to characters and events in order to make them playable. "The analogy is that every piece of published Star Wars fiction is a window into the 'real' Star Wars universe. Some windows are a bit foggier than others. Some are decidedly abstract. But each contains a nugget of truth to them. Like the great Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi said, 'many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view. "

    3. Hund
      Hund
      3 dögum síðan

      @Mason Abbott What're you talking about? It's never been the other way around.

    4. Mason Abbott
      Mason Abbott
      3 dögum síðan

      Nah bro its the other way round. And we can't change that rip

  83. Casey Jones
    Casey Jones
    8 dögum síðan

    Too bad Boyega is a certified moron in real life.

  84. Casey Jones
    Casey Jones
    8 dögum síðan

    Itd be one this if these movies were absolute trash on their own - isolated. But the fact it shit on and ruined the original trilogies with all its plot holes just exacerbates the level of crap the sequel trilogy is. This is why only ignorant 8 year olds liked it.

  85. Casey Jones
    Casey Jones
    8 dögum síðan

    Only 8 year olds and morons who never saw the originals liked this sequel trilogy.

  86. Jack Herz
    Jack Herz
    8 dögum síðan

    Based on a Star Destroyer’s volume we can estimate its weight. Star Destroyers actually weigh almost 240 times more than the ISS. However, even Pluto has a mass of over 1x10^22, which far exceeds the 1x10^11 mass of 1,000 Star Destroyers. And while those giant cannons on the bottom probably add some mass, it wouldn’t square the mass of the Star Destroyers. So Palpatine probably can’t manipulate astronomical bodies. He should easily be able to manipulate fleets and even cities and it makes the fact that he managed to get Force Pushed by Yoda or was ever in danger from Mace Windu laughable.

  87. im bored
    im bored
    8 dögum síðan

    This video is far FAR better than the entire sequel trilogy

  88. Novarity
    Novarity
    9 dögum síðan

    I like how Palpatine says to strike him down with all her anger so he can "possess" her or some crap. She says no! I will not kill you in anger. Then proceeds to kill him with anger. "i'M rEyskYwaLker"

  89. nickvisick
    nickvisick
    9 dögum síðan

    Interracial babies [37:40] are just... BABIES... full stop. You don't appear to be racist, however... If you are literally begging for subscribers, then perhaps, food for thought.

  90. XF Mango
    XF Mango
    9 dögum síðan

    I liked the force awakens and I feel like if JJ Abrams had written the last jedi it would've explained a lot and left room for the rise of sky walker to have a good ending to the trilogy and skywalker saga, but because it completely contradicted the force awakens it didn't set up the rise of skywalker at all. As a stand alone film I feel like it was OK but as a story throughout 3 films I didn't think it was to good. Also if you take away the last jedi and just watch the force awakens and the rise of sky walker the only significant thing that would've happened was snokes death, everything else would've made sense.

  91. Amanda Mervine
    Amanda Mervine
    9 dögum síðan

    The point is the rise of skywalker sucks my balls.... the most accurate thing I’ve herd all year

  92. Brian Jones
    Brian Jones
    9 dögum síðan

    I about peed myself with the gotcha!!!

  93. Clay Hamilton
    Clay Hamilton
    9 dögum síðan

    39:00 killed me

  94. Josh Amaro
    Josh Amaro
    9 dögum síðan

    0:16 is the space janitor in the remake of Coming to America?

  95. Florp Glorp
    Florp Glorp
    9 dögum síðan

    This guy trying to convince me he doesn't eat literally everything put in front of him (including any type of garbage) is just plain insulting.

  96. Randomnoobi
    Randomnoobi
    9 dögum síðan

    First and foremost, this video is unbelievably excellent. The production quality is off the charts, the content is oh so freaking good! You managed to articulately and visually voice all the sentiments that i was unable to clearly and concisely express, due to the emotional and mental frustration this saga left me with. As if this wasn't enough, that intermission alone earned a sub from ya boy. Keep up the fantastic work!

  97. Parker Rion
    Parker Rion
    9 dögum síðan

    I was never a fan of the franchise but this movie just boring

  98. Tacoshotgun
    Tacoshotgun
    9 dögum síðan

    I thought it was called “holdover maneuver”. Like at an airport. My mistake.

  99. Potato cat
    Potato cat
    9 dögum síðan

    This has more planning and script than TROS itself

  100. Potato cat
    Potato cat
    9 dögum síðan

    This has more planning and script than TROS itself