A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

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  1. The Bonus Boss
    The Bonus Boss
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    I wonder if he’s gonna do the blood hunter

  2. rogerio silva farias
    rogerio silva farias
    9 klukkustundum síðan

    Meudeus, voce fala tao rapido q a legenda nao te acompanha direito kkk

  3. Peter George
    Peter George
    14 klukkustundum síðan

    Once as a battle Smith my buddy was a literal TANK I had to confront the DM on it and they said sure

  4. Lem
    15 klukkustundum síðan

    "Haha drugs funny." -The Alchemist

  5. ASquared
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    Rogue: “Hehehe, imma steal from the party” The Alarm, Snare, Glyph of Warding, Animated Objects and Mechanical Companion, Curses, Pitfalls, and Falling rocks set before the Long Rest: “Helo”

  6. errorisimo
    22 klukkustundum síðan


  7. Bthsr71
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Ummmmmmm, in that comparison, a server room is more like a harem.....

  8. Agent Delta
    Agent Delta
    2 dögum síðan

    If you like swords and shields so much you should cover blade singer with their rapier and shield spell

    2 dögum síðan

    0:47 TINY BOX TIM

  10. Wooden Legacy
    Wooden Legacy
    3 dögum síðan

    I found a homebrew that adds more subclasses and I love it

  11. Daniel Voronin
    Daniel Voronin
    5 dögum síðan

    0:48 T-Tiny Box Tim?

  12. petrus spinelli
    petrus spinelli
    5 dögum síðan

    HAHAHAHA ranger...

  13. Cohen Vale
    Cohen Vale
    8 dögum síðan


  14. SonOfTheViper _ _
    SonOfTheViper _ _
    8 dögum síðan

    Out Artifacer gave a minigun infinite ammo and 0 reload speed. Good times Black Dragon farming.

  15. Yuki_Ouji
    10 dögum síðan

    Yo is that Tiny Box Tim?

  16. Neutral Tired
    Neutral Tired
    11 dögum síðan

    01:36 praise Oreyara

  17. Luffybuster
    11 dögum síðan

    Can you do blood hunter. Lol.

  18. Kamil Kudzia
    Kamil Kudzia
    11 dögum síðan

    Armorer Artificer (UA): I'm just gonna take that heavy armor, thank you... *proceeds to make it into an Iron Man suit* BEHOLD, CAN'T TOUCH ME! They can literally make a stealth heavy armor, and infuse it with four different infusions, and then beat the crap out of a Paladin, because they have ridiculous AC and you can't hit them

  19. The Enigma
    The Enigma
    12 dögum síðan

    Hey look buddy I'm an engineer

  20. Nairdde32
    15 dögum síðan

    "We all have our urges but seriously get a server room" Well... "Well hello there *giggles* you're, very technologically advanced" "Darla and I are going to spend some quality time together" Entrapta misses her boyfriend

  21. Erebus
    15 dögum síðan

    A fourth speciality was added, The Armorer

  22. Jackson Moulder
    Jackson Moulder
    16 dögum síðan

    When are you gonna do Blood Hunters?

    1. Jackson Moulder
      Jackson Moulder
      13 dögum síðan

      Wither Kichian I know but it’s popular enough to be on dnd beyond

    2. Wither Kichian
      Wither Kichian
      14 dögum síðan

      BH isn't official.

  23. Edetnak
    17 dögum síðan

    "Hahahahahaha Rangers" BRO IM DYING I CANT

  24. Chris Thompson
    Chris Thompson
    18 dögum síðan

    I wonder if its possible to make a subclass that has the character ride a small mech. Like in the ps2 game Dark Cloud 2.

  25. Martin McNeal
    Martin McNeal
    19 dögum síðan

    OMG. Tiny Box Tim!

  26. Bardic Adventurer
    Bardic Adventurer
    19 dögum síðan

    isn’t artificer best support if they use multiple rods or wands for defense and offense?

  27. Brian the Trainer
    Brian the Trainer
    22 dögum síðan

    Aka the Iron Man class I've always wanted

  28. Light Holliday
    Light Holliday
    22 dögum síðan

    Hey my first character was a half silver dragon ranger with a big fuck off relic greatsword fuck you lol

  29. Samuel Parchment
    Samuel Parchment
    23 dögum síðan

    Aw, the Bard and Paladin are holding hands in the group caster shot. That is just adorable.

  30. Vinny Latoria
    Vinny Latoria
    24 dögum síðan

    Artificer: *Loads Shotgun with malicious intent*

  31. The Silver Canine Artist
    The Silver Canine Artist
    25 dögum síðan

    Tiny box Tim looks just as cute as the goblin

  32. Maucaz alv
    Maucaz alv
    26 dögum síðan

    *For his neutral special, he wields a GUN*

  33. Victor Vazquez
    Victor Vazquez
    28 dögum síðan

    Log and tiny box Tim

  34. Chernbyl STALKER
    Chernbyl STALKER
    28 dögum síðan

    0:47.... Tiny Box Tim?

    29 dögum síðan

    in case anyone is just too lazy to chase down music references ispulse.info/video/upXZn5CklX6wdm8.html

  36. LocalGeek
    Mánuði síðan

    Jocat, you said that you could throw the s** toy charged with fireball at the enemy, but fireball is not on the artificer spell list

  37. Spook'em
    Mánuði síðan

    Watches video for the 12th time** “ok but what does it do”

  38. Nanavoro The turtle
    Nanavoro The turtle
    Mánuði síðan

    Rock: being a rock Other persons: a rock Artificer: IT'S FREE REAL STATE

  39. God Anchorboi336
    God Anchorboi336
    Mánuði síðan

    1:48 You son of a bitch!

  40. God Anchorboi336
    God Anchorboi336
    Mánuði síðan

    there are so many references

  41. Pepsi Doggo
    Pepsi Doggo
    Mánuði síðan

    Where can I buy them dope ass Go Go Gadget Blinka Boots

  42. Hugo Shen
    Hugo Shen
    Mánuði síðan

    1:37 praise oriara

  43. Deborah Amos
    Deborah Amos
    Mánuði síðan


  44. General Skalinera // Neon Silver
    General Skalinera // Neon Silver
    Mánuði síðan

    0:47 TINY BOX TIIIIIIIM!! :3

  45. TRONgirl_EXE
    Mánuði síðan

    Me: *Hears JoCrap describe Artillerist* Also me: “That sounds a lot like Machinist in FFXIV, and I like it”

  46. ICreate ToCreate
    ICreate ToCreate
    Mánuði síðan

    Get closer to you pets... he went there didn't he

  47. Obsidian Beast
    Obsidian Beast
    Mánuði síðan

    As a person who’s played an artillerist bugbear artificer I can agree on the Tchaikovsky 1812 overture bit

  48. PiedPiper11
    Mánuði síðan

    Goblin artificer. Go Battle smith. Use iron defender as mount. Take mounted combat feat. Profit

  49. WowItsFrosty Games
    WowItsFrosty Games
    Mánuði síðan

    0:48 wait a minute is that tiny box Tim from Markiplier channel or is this a coincidence?

  50. Jacob
    Mánuði síðan


  51. RegalTeratorn
    Mánuði síðan

    A friend in my usual group has a Gnome artificer named Tiny Stark.

  52. andilynn
    Mánuði síðan

    You should do blood hunter.

  53. VzlaCaos
    Mánuði síðan

    halflings/goblins Artificers who will bring guns into the game....ASSEMBLE

  54. Free Content Man
    Free Content Man
    Mánuði síðan

    Checkmate Sorcerers! XD

  55. RPGShadowmorn
    Mánuði síðan

    Came back to this due to thinking about playing an artificer and thought about how he would probably describe the armorer UA as "The nerd who uses their big brain muscles to punch people with the power of iron man fan boys" XD

  56. Bryan Hernandez
    Bryan Hernandez
    Mánuði síðan

    At 1:40...is that Log? O.o

  57. Brett Harnett
    Brett Harnett
    Mánuði síðan

    Was that box tiny box Tim?

  58. Jack Cook
    Jack Cook
    Mánuði síðan

    Now you see magic is a science, and i have PHD in it. Now this allows me to make lots of things with it

  59. Jack Cook
    Jack Cook
    Mánuði síðan

    Battle smith is my subclass of choice, a few levels in and it looks like you are capable of an iron man suit

  60. Scott Dixon
    Scott Dixon
    Mánuði síðan

    Artificer tries to fight with sword, no real effect Artificer pulls out glock "Parry this u fkn casual"

  61. Will Hearden
    Will Hearden
    Mánuði síðan

    He's right, you know. My one sexy time was not, in fact, in my bedroom. *sniffles*

  62. Driftwood Redneck
    Driftwood Redneck
    Mánuði síðan

    0:47, is that Tiny Box Tim?!

  63. Rami Degui
    Rami Degui
    Mánuði síðan

    Hey jocrap do you know which weapon is the best in skyrim? Ye we all know.

  64. Silas Vissing
    Silas Vissing
    Mánuði síðan

    I saw log. Log is best boi

  65. Cybo_Vampire
    2 mánuðum síðan

    What if a Warforged became an Artificer? Would it be OP? Logically speaking, they should be able to upgrade themselves right? (I don't play D&D, please correct me if I'm being an idiot)

  66. Ali Taher
    Ali Taher
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Playing Artificer is like that one image of Daniel Radcliffe holding a gun in each hand.

  67. ScourgeLord Studios
    ScourgeLord Studios
    2 mánuðum síðan


  68. Chez Dispenser
    Chez Dispenser
    2 mánuðum síðan

    "from a vibrator to a vibe-rater" UNDERRATED JOKE.

  69. Sarah Cohen
    Sarah Cohen
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Jo, could you do a video on homebrews?

  70. DisT0rted
    2 mánuðum síðan

    0:47 TINY BOX TIM!

  71. SniperD
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Artififcer. is. best

  72. Ian Miller
    Ian Miller
    2 mánuðum síðan

    "Intelligence is about as commonly used for spellcasting as your bedroom is used for sexy time" that one got me

  73. Davide Falzi
    Davide Falzi
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Is that overture 1819 reference a reference to Ratchet and clank?

  74. JC D
    JC D
    2 mánuðum síðan

    I have a goblin artifacer named Slobad and he died in the first fight

  75. Kenan Rodriguez
    Kenan Rodriguez
    2 mánuðum síðan

    @0:47 is that tiny box tim

  76. GameSam
    2 mánuðum síðan

    1:38 Praise Oreyara

  77. giuseppe capici
    giuseppe capici
    2 mánuðum síðan

    "Magic Is dumb and stupid and makes no sense" -any demacian soldier

    1. Bthsr71
      Degi Síðan síðan

      Those guys and gals are mostly paladins and fighters. Artificers are more like Piltover and Zaun.

  78. OccultCenturion
    2 mánuðum síðan

    1:48 - How dare you remind me of that...

  79. Childish Karstino
    Childish Karstino
    2 mánuðum síðan


  80. bloodthirsty
    2 mánuðum síðan

    Was that little box guy tiny box tim