A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

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  1. FirstDarkAngel2001
    3 klukkustundum síðan

    0:47 omg tiny box tim! o.o you know of the epic cuteness!

  2. Jessica Patalano
    Jessica Patalano
    5 klukkustundum síðan

    I screamed when I saw Tiny Box Tim....and then screamed at Nina Tucker...

  3. William Lally
    William Lally
    7 klukkustundum síðan


  4. Jean-Luc Robtiaille
    Jean-Luc Robtiaille
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    Crap guide to DMing?

  5. Final Generation burner
    Final Generation burner
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    This is one of my absolute favorite series on YT!

  6. RpTheHotrod
    12 klukkustundum síðan

    1:47 TOO SOON

  7. Jordyn RamC
    Jordyn RamC
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    Do gunslinger

  8. Myles Morrone
    Myles Morrone
    18 klukkustundum síðan

    "Grow closer bond with your pet"....ouch lol. I don't think anyone wants to be *that* close

  9. Senritsu} {Jumpsuit
    Senritsu} {Jumpsuit
    18 klukkustundum síðan

    The true vibe rater a little girl and her Doggo (ー_ー゛)

  10. JollyRobb
    19 klukkustundum síðan

    I've never felt so inclined to make a class if only for the potential of convincing my DM to let me enchant the fighter's sword to cuss at the enemies every time they swing it.

  11. Axell15 the Wisp Master
    Axell15 the Wisp Master
    19 klukkustundum síðan

    *Le Gasp* Tiny Box Tim in 0:47!

  12. Ted Gallegos
    Ted Gallegos
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Was that tiny box tim?

  13. Madeleine x
    Madeleine x
    Degi Síðan síðan

    oH NO I had a lot of your videos saved to my watch list because I was like "this guy dont know wtf he's talking about" but then I watched this video on a class im very interested in and I then I was finally like "ah yes this man gets it he gets ALL OF ITtat it patron bless" tl;dr coming to you for all my introductions on shit I dont know about already but also ===== shit I might have missed

  14. Mettatonyx
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I wish to create a mimic chest, I take a normal chest, a tiny daemon, the teeth of a crocodile, and the tongue of an aragog

  15. Michael MAnville
    Michael MAnville
    Degi Síðan síðan

    That was short.

  16. A Human
    A Human
    Degi Síðan síðan

    0:47 Tiny Box Tim!!! :)

  17. PlayerNo.3
    Degi Síðan síðan

    "Chekovsky's 18th 12 overture" ha, nice

  18. morphingninja
    2 dögum síðan

    Currently playing a *Warforged Artificer: Artillerist* (with a Izzet League background) and with _proficiency in 7 artisans tools._ So essentially going for becoming Iron Man (_Iruune Oakcore_) Which has been made all the more complete as I had just unlocked my *psionic potential* (might be custom rules) last session and picked to now have the ability to do an *Energy Beam* attack, and have an *Assess Foe* ability which lets me know _HP, weaknesses and resistances._ I've been planning to design and craft an integrated Wand Sheath that kind of dials into a desired wand and/or an Integrated Crossbow that can fire from my forearm. (think the wrist mounted anti tank weapon that Iron Man had in the first movie)

  19. Eldanoth
    2 dögum síðan

    "casting real spells cases genetal flumps, checkmate sorcerer" nice one XD

  20. Patrick
    2 dögum síðan


  21. dank express
    dank express
    2 dögum síðan

    I bet he's gonna do the blood hunter or whatever it's called

  22. kaan özşahin
    kaan özşahin
    2 dögum síðan

    Close bonds with pets... Dude... No. Just... No.

  23. Xifihas
    2 dögum síðan

    The Sword and Shield of D&D. You use items, that's all you do. That's all you can do without dying. Now bow down to the objectively superior Hunting Horn/Bard.

  24. William Castro
    William Castro
    3 dögum síðan

    "Closer bonds with your pets" :'(

  25. Izaiah Sundquist
    Izaiah Sundquist
    3 dögum síðan

    Not as good as original artificer. :(

  26. Daluna13
    3 dögum síðan

    1:38 Praise Oriana!

  27. AnimeMadMan123
    3 dögum síðan

    1:37 nice unexpectables reference

  28. Salem Andrada
    Salem Andrada
    3 dögum síðan

    How is it possible that a class with such a boring name can have such a tantalizing description

  29. UndeadKay is undead
    UndeadKay is undead
    4 dögum síðan

    Like the artificer class, but i was admittedly a little disappointed when they removed the Archivist subclass when they officially published the class.

  30. Joshua Bea
    Joshua Bea
    4 dögum síðan

    I have a desire to infuse a bag of holding and fill with flammables and combustible....then give to bad guys...wait.....then end infusion for fireworks

  31. Boris Rebić
    Boris Rebić
    4 dögum síðan

    Tracking more than one thing is difficult, isn't that right dungeon master? Inb4 my DM hits us with 40+ mobs and almost none of us have AoE spells.

  32. Manyhigh
    4 dögum síðan

    Is that Log?

  33. Gabriele Iuzzolino
    Gabriele Iuzzolino
    4 dögum síðan


  34. TheIceThorn
    4 dögum síðan

    the one of the alchemist... I felt it. It hurted a lot you bstrd... :( It's a fkng triple20...

  35. Elric DeVault
    Elric DeVault
    4 dögum síðan

    A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Blood Hunter ?

  36. The Real TK-Dragon!
    The Real TK-Dragon!
    4 dögum síðan

    I tried playing Artificer once. The whole party acted like nothing I did counted as real actions or inventions like I just started making stuff up. Really pissed me off because I was actually trying to play a good character.

  37. Stefano Sommese
    Stefano Sommese
    4 dögum síðan

    Inn tale aspetta

  38. Camien Visual Arts
    Camien Visual Arts
    4 dögum síðan

    Ahh! Look at this tiny box! It’s so tiny! I’m going to name you Tiny Box Tim!

  39. Le Tuan
    Le Tuan
    4 dögum síðan

    @JoCat I dare you to talk about the Mystic class from UA. Good luck with that!

  40. Lin
    5 dögum síðan

    00:50 I can just imagen how long it took you to decide on wether to reference vine , musicly or tiktok