Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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  1. Jack Grazer
    Jack Grazer
    2 mánuðum síðan

    HA

    1. Heyejen
      Heyejen
      16 dögum síðan

      HA

    2. ToastyRamen :p
      ToastyRamen :p
      Mánuði síðan

      Jack Grazer hAvE yOu EvEr hEaRd oF A sTaPh inFeCtiOn

    3. Sophie Sullivan
      Sophie Sullivan
      Mánuði síðan

      Lol

    4. Sophie Sullivan
      Sophie Sullivan
      Mánuði síðan

      Lol

    5. bubbly loser
      bubbly loser
      Mánuði síðan

      OMG

  2. Adriana rodriguez
    Adriana rodriguez
    3 klukkustundum síðan

    The mermaids deserve to die now

  3. Joe Joe
    Joe Joe
    3 klukkustundum síðan

    I feel like this movie was created by a group of people who weren’t ready for a presentation so they rush through it and get this as the final product.

  4. Foolishcrayon Person
    Foolishcrayon Person
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    Siren more like SIREN HEAD

  5. Lol Lol
    Lol Lol
    4 klukkustundum síðan

    Siren: im a mermaid *proceeds to walk away like debby ryan in radio rebel*

  6. Rubysell Munoz
    Rubysell Munoz
    5 klukkustundum síðan

    I love this movie❤

  7. Sweet Hysteria
    Sweet Hysteria
    5 klukkustundum síðan

    Danny: “lo key smashing the water” Hentai artist: is that a challenge?

  8. EthanPlayz_Roblox
    EthanPlayz_Roblox
    5 klukkustundum síðan

    Im 9 Minutes in and I feel like Adams dad and his friend are hunters.

  9. Milkycharizard
    Milkycharizard
    6 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="910">15:10</a> just imagine how many men lost their lives when they started singing... Wailing

  10. Jacob O
    Jacob O
    6 klukkustundum síðan

    Where even his orgons bones and ski- dont Imange that

  11. Rosemary Szabo
    Rosemary Szabo
    7 klukkustundum síðan

    anyone else heard "reeeeeeeeee" in the background when she was talking about the water?

  12. Poppetz
    Poppetz
    7 klukkustundum síðan

    s c a l e s

  13. Conall Valentine
    Conall Valentine
    7 klukkustundum síðan

    Nobody: I'm a mermaid "walks away"

  14. Bekah Is A Weeb
    Bekah Is A Weeb
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    I just made my sister watch this movie... She loves it..

  15. zombievomit
    zombievomit
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    watah bendah

  16. Maddie Dasilva
    Maddie Dasilva
    8 klukkustundum síðan

    "ahh the bathroom" "no one has gone to the bathroom in years!" "mY bOnEs aRe gEtTiNg sQuIsHy"

  17. Hector Evans
    Hector Evans
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    haha offishically

  18. Skylar Thompson
    Skylar Thompson
    10 klukkustundum síðan

    The only black character in this movie is a villain.

  19. Somebody Once told me
    Somebody Once told me
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1047">17:27</a> *racism intensifies*

  20. Thecheezy Weebboy
    Thecheezy Weebboy
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Danny’s wall be like. G. R. E. G.

  21. Content Police
    Content Police
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Instead of blood bending it's 65% bending

  22. Merani :D
    Merani :D
    11 klukkustundum síðan

    all i gotta say about this movie is.... water benders

  23. Neo Gene
    Neo Gene
    12 klukkustundum síðan

    If the dad kills mermaids for the blood that can cure all deseases, why didnt he cure his son?

  24. Mister Tootsie
    Mister Tootsie
    13 klukkustundum síðan

    Show me one more Old Spice ad Susan...

  25. Luke dela Luna
    Luke dela Luna
    13 klukkustundum síðan

    Is it just me or is Siren basically a water bender from avatar?

  26. haylie e
    haylie e
    14 klukkustundum síðan

    the only reason i watched it was for jack haha

  27. Minnyo
    Minnyo
    15 klukkustundum síðan

    *w h a ?*

  28. Justin Mckay
    Justin Mckay
    15 klukkustundum síðan

    Those mermaid Hunters are racist they try to kill poor mermaids those mermaids Hunters should be a shame on their self

  29. Mia Lillebø
    Mia Lillebø
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    I needed this laugh so much

  30. Charlotte Rebecca Lundberg
    Charlotte Rebecca Lundberg
    16 klukkustundum síðan

    Parent: "We need to talk about the drug paraphernalia that I found in your room." Kid: "Why can't we just have a nice moment?!" Parent: "You're absolutely right. Let's make some popcorn and watch funny cat videos on ISpulse instead!" ✌✌

  31. Charlotte Rebecca Lundberg
    Charlotte Rebecca Lundberg
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    Omg - it's officer Kate from Angel!! 😲 😲 (the Buffy the vampire slayer spin-off). Playing mermaid girls adoptive mom. I kind of wondered where they all are now, from the Angel show. I don't know if this is good or bad news.. Love your videos by the way 🌻 Update about 10 mins later: I recognize a lot of the actors from smaller roles in different tv-shows from the late 1980's / 1990's /early 2000's. So this is like a last resort for forgotten b-list celebs/actors? *Hughn*

  32. Alex Mandel
    Alex Mandel
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    All of your videos crack me up, especially this one. Your are the best.

  33. Fluffy Paws
    Fluffy Paws
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    Heres a coincidence I was watching your video and then the SCALES:MERMAIDS ARE REAL movie came/played and my aunt pass by and on my aunt's shirt says _COINCIDENCES_

  34. Banana Pop Productions!
    Banana Pop Productions!
    17 klukkustundum síðan

    Danny the reason the mermaids don't want to heal others is cus they will die if the hunters take their blood, cups they slaughter the mermaids-

    1. Banana Pop Productions!
      Banana Pop Productions!
      17 klukkustundum síðan

      cus*

  35. whatisthischannelfor?
    whatisthischannelfor?
    18 klukkustundum síðan

    tbh i dont think this movie iis not that bad. or am i just insane?

  36. Superman_jaedyn Ll
    Superman_jaedyn Ll
    18 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1589">26:29</a> it sounds so rong

  37. sensei SAUSE
    sensei SAUSE
    18 klukkustundum síðan

    Naming your child MURDERER

  38. Kid Cloner
    Kid Cloner
    19 klukkustundum síðan

    Danny: that’s probably not true I think he just wants an excuse to kidnap another- Ad: *pampers with a baby at the beginning* Me: that was.....perfect😂

  39. General Grievous
    General Grievous
    19 klukkustundum síðan

    I am very proud that I am truely Greg

  40. Gillian Tackett
    Gillian Tackett
    19 klukkustundum síðan

    The singing sent me

  41. Miranda Rahn
    Miranda Rahn
    19 klukkustundum síðan

    wait does she not like , take showers? like wouldn’t she transform then??

  42. Cloverxs _
    Cloverxs _
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    I just watched a movie. BUT BETTER

  43. Carson Arrow
    Carson Arrow
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    The tail looks like a damn boner

  44. Lydia Grosskopf
    Lydia Grosskopf
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    Me hearing a siren: shut the fuck up it’s annoying and I’m trying to get out of this burning house

  45. Medic
    Medic
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    This was the most confusing and questionable movie but this review made me laugh my fucking ass off

  46. Carina Ceretti
    Carina Ceretti
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    Omg this is a low budget movie, and Morgan Fairchild is in it imao😹😹

  47. Sherley
    Sherley
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    sqishy

  48. Evelyn Nwoke
    Evelyn Nwoke
    20 klukkustundum síðan

    I just looked at the thumbnail and just started laughing

  49. Bailey Perryman
    Bailey Perryman
    21 klukkustund síðan

    isnt the human bod made up of 75% water???

  50. DancingMikaylaOfficial
    DancingMikaylaOfficial
    21 klukkustund síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> oh..oh boy XD

  51. samara thibodeau
    samara thibodeau
    21 klukkustund síðan

    "this is not the time" as if there's an appropriate time to kidnap and kill MERMAIDS. W H A T ?

  52. Derp Wolf
    Derp Wolf
    21 klukkustund síðan

    His bone legit disintegrated if anything were to break it would be in a diagonal pattern because of the impact

  53. Katelyn Perez
    Katelyn Perez
    21 klukkustund síðan

    My whole life, I've dreamt of air. Not just being in it or walking around in it, but living in it, breathing it, tasting it, LOVING IT! LOVING THE AIR.

  54. Emma Sofie
    Emma Sofie
    21 klukkustund síðan

    Hunters: want mermaid blood because it can cure any disease Us in 2020: KILL ALL MERMAIDS

  55. minivisual_bedroomアライブ
    minivisual_bedroomアライブ
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    If the mermaids were real they have to give majority of their blood bc of covid 19

  56. Baylee Bee
    Baylee Bee
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    They said fishly a mermaid. Why!???? That's not funny.

  57. RoxyIs NotHere
    RoxyIs NotHere
    22 klukkustundum síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1245">20:45</a> omg it’s the voice actor for Louis from twdg

  58. ZER009
    ZER009
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    Dolphin man will be in the sequel.

  59. Robotic Puppet
    Robotic Puppet
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    Bro Danny is the funniest ISpulser ever 😂

  60. Muffins ツ
    Muffins ツ
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    Now I don’t wanna see a mermaid......my childhood is ruined...

  61. millstei
    millstei
    23 klukkustundum síðan

    Okay but who's gonna tell him why people laughed when she went to the bathroom?

  62. Gavin Reactions
    Gavin Reactions
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Can they fix corona

  63. cute homosexual
    cute homosexual
    Degi Síðan síðan

    i’m sorry the fucking side ponytail makes me so angry it’s so ugly

  64. Brayan B
    Brayan B
    Degi Síðan síðan

    the guy at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="968">16:08</a> reaallllllyyy looks similar to wolverine

  65. ima whiteboy
    ima whiteboy
    Degi Síðan síðan

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="93">1:33</a> though!😆😆

  66. Keira W
    Keira W
    Degi Síðan síðan

    At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="897">14:57</a> they missed the perfect opportunity to say "You're ofFISHally a mermaid"

  67. Kylie Martinez
    Kylie Martinez
    Degi Síðan síðan

    I watched this my self. it’s different.

  68. Cera Sabodski
    Cera Sabodski
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Is anyone gonna point out that a lot of the older mermaids look like they had plastic surgery, or am I the only one who noticed that?

  69. Lilli-Rose Cobb
    Lilli-Rose Cobb
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Nobody: Danny: aha i got your head your not going anywhere now missy 😏 ;P

  70. Lilli-Rose Cobb
    Lilli-Rose Cobb
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Why does danny say "go to the bathroom" in a british accent im confused 😂

  71. Xan imations
    Xan imations
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Siren is the same age as me.

  72. greysunflowers 72
    greysunflowers 72
    Degi Síðan síðan

    there was this scene earlier in the movie where after siren runs out of school her friend follows her and they walk down to the beach and on the way everyone is just staring at them? really creepily? and it’s never explained so like idk why random people were just staring at these girls walking by.

  73. Anime_ Squad
    Anime_ Squad
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Isn't naming a mermaid 'Siren' is naming a human 'person'-Danny Gonzalez

  74. jelly beam
    jelly beam
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Am I the only one who says hi back to him at the start

  75. Gorillo Man
    Gorillo Man
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Adam's Dad's friend is introduced like he's going to put her in a sex trafficking ring.

  76. sawyer
    sawyer
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Siren: You're made of 65% water. *Proceeds to murder the hunter with absolutely no remorse*

  77. Cheese Queen
    Cheese Queen
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Who else can not help but ball there eyes laughing watching him

  78. izzy LaTour
    izzy LaTour
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Adams creepy dad is low key attractive

  79. eric benavidez
    eric benavidez
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Bruh I got the same disease as the little kid. It really sucks to live with

  80. lava that needs 2,000 subs bc i beg
    lava that needs 2,000 subs bc i beg
    Degi Síðan síðan

    That picture tho?