Trump Trashes New York, Joe Unveils 'Bidencare' At Final Debate - Stephen Colbert's LIVE Monologue

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Stephen goes LIVE after the final Trump-Biden matchup and finds a silver lining amid the lies, cheap shots and unmasked racism. What's got Stephen feeling optimistic? The fact that we'll never have to watch Donald Trump debate ever again. #Colbert #Monologue #LateShowLIVE
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  1. John Bond
    John Bond
    Degi Síðan síðan

    Trump...... and the rest of us..... seem to have forgotten all about Donald Jr. and his Coronavirus..... Guess Dad wouldn't put out the money for Jr. to get the good stuff that HE got!!!

  2. kyarri2
    kyarri2
    Degi Síðan síðan

    can i just say stephen, love the show, and fuck you for making me extrapolate "wrapped in plastic" to trump fucking apologise to my minds eye!

  3. Random Person
    Random Person
    Degi Síðan síðan

    He said "99.9 of young people recover"- so 99.9 individual people?

  4. Alcagaur1
    Alcagaur1
    9 dögum síðan

    Looking at the panic in Dotard Donny's eyes when he says, about the family reunion for the forced separations, "We're working on it!" I think someone distracted the Secret Service or persuaded them to step out of the room for a moment, and that lesson was reinforced with a rolled-up newspaper.

  5. Gabby
    Gabby
    9 dögum síðan

    I love that the three kids stacked in a trench coat pretending to be one adult businessman still buy three tickets to the boobie movie.

  6. Kitty chin
    Kitty chin
    11 dögum síðan

    Hahaha the new york feds is waiting on crybaby .

  7. BLT4LIFE
    BLT4LIFE
    13 dögum síðan

    That little pop-up of Donny going "blah blah" is exactly how trump will be remembered.

  8. Jedi Phoenix
    Jedi Phoenix
    13 dögum síðan

    "Trump doesn't want to be wrapped in plastic, it kills the feeling. And when it breaks, you wind up with an Eric." DAMN!! 😆😆

  9. Uthman Baksh
    Uthman Baksh
    14 dögum síðan

    Answer the damn questions Donny!

  10. Bon Lued
    Bon Lued
    15 dögum síðan

    You are a useful idiot for Islamist and Communism.

  11. F33RCETV
    F33RCETV
    18 dögum síðan

    iwillawalave

  12. J K
    J K
    20 dögum síðan

    This man was suppose to be a comedian, a host of a popular talk show on a national television. However, every night, for last four years, he was a political bobble head. He turned the show into a platform to force his political views down the throat of the viewers who tuned in for simple entertainment. What a hypocrite. At least Dave Letterman was funny and had grace. This guy is just a self righteous narcissist.

  13. Luz Montalvo
    Luz Montalvo
    20 dögum síðan

    You are so pathetic, leave that space for younger people so that they can enjoy/earn the kind of money you have thanks to the sheeeeeeeeeeeeeple ones who watch your stupid show, old man... go to sleep!!

  14. Mary McNally
    Mary McNally
    22 dögum síðan

    Hey Stephen, when will you have Justice Amy Coney Barrett, the brilliant new justice for the SCOTUS on the show? She is a SUPER star🇺🇸💙❤🙏🇺🇸💙❤🙏

  15. Nina Cant
    Nina Cant
    22 dögum síðan

    😅😅

  16. David Beltran
    David Beltran
    22 dögum síðan

    They are all a joke. Why is it that they have to call it Bidencare Obamacare/ foolcare. It's all about the money. People they get percentage for using their name.

  17. Regulatory Affairs
    Regulatory Affairs
    23 dögum síðan

    You’re the reason why so many of us miss Jay Leno.

  18. Nuria Gomez
    Nuria Gomez
    24 dögum síðan

    lelepons popsmoke paladins shofu jayz

  19. Mathias Daniels
    Mathias Daniels
    24 dögum síðan

    3:58 LOL had to come back and watch this for that part X'D

  20. Tomas Vlcek
    Tomas Vlcek
    25 dögum síðan

    What a Anti-Trump show ? Trump did everything what he said and is a better solution for the United States and the world than Biden. Despite occasional verbal fads.Democrats only talks, how are for people, but in reality it's completely different. And economy, employment opportunities, will go to hell with democratic president.

  21. Mark R
    Mark R
    25 dögum síðan

    💙 VOTE BLUE! 💙

  22. 303Ronin
    303Ronin
    25 dögum síðan

    Looked like Democratic mayor and governor did a pretty good job of trashing New York. Nice projecting tho.

  23. APG19912009
    APG19912009
    25 dögum síðan

    1:07 11:35 Lmao 😂

  24. CD
    CD
    25 dögum síðan

    KEY NOTES: Biden said the word "THUGS" about his enemies. Subconscious hatred for Blacks, unknowingly. You call an enemy thugs, that will bring a World War III. Always try to make peace with an enemy. He voted for the CRIME BILL which prosecuted many Black people esp for minor drug offense. The female moderator grilled and tested Biden with some SOLID deep questions I think make me realize Biden is a typical politician, CORRUPT and he never answers a question direct cause he knows he's guilty. It's true, he didn't do much in his 30 yrs as a politician. Why compare Trumps bank account. First off, he is a BUSINESSMAN, that was his job before he got elected. Trump: He answered most questions SOLIDLY. I was worried about USA going to war with N. Korea. We didn't go to war at all during Trump's Term. Secondly, if he was racist why would he fund Black Universities. I am willing to bet the moderator supported Trump otherwise why would she GRILL AND TEST BIDEN with deeper questions. I can tell quite easily she was annoyed by Biden's responses, HE NEVER ANSWERS THE QUESTION DIRECTLY, DOESN'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE, AND WHEN HE TALKS, NO EMOTIONS WHATSOEVER. THAT MEANS HE HAS NO HEART. THAT PERSON IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED, I WOULDN'T TRUST BIDEN AT ALL.

  25. dolboeb daun
    dolboeb daun
    25 dögum síðan

    I love when Stephen's wife is laughing in the background. Its the most genuine laugh track ever and it makes me smile.

  26. Michael Doyle
    Michael Doyle
    26 dögum síðan

    I've watched Colbert's take on Trump looking into the audience on the race issue twenty times, at least. Hilarious.

  27. Jeanne DiGennaro
    Jeanne DiGennaro
    26 dögum síðan

    Excruciating. Like dental surgery. Debates were unwatchable for me. I just read summaries in “fake” news.

  28. Robert Lust
    Robert Lust
    26 dögum síðan

    How long did Ava have to wait outside for the buses at the Trump rally I feel like you should have picked her up Gilbert

  29. Robert Lust
    Robert Lust
    26 dögum síðan

    Starlight's real name is Moriarty who is also my favorite villain on the BBC version of Sherlock

  30. Robert Lust
    Robert Lust
    26 dögum síðan

    Is Trump going to do the Joe Rogan podcast cuz I was into that

  31. Stephen Steele
    Stephen Steele
    26 dögum síðan

    Colbert doesn't need an audience. All he needs his wife cackling off screen. One of the sweetest things I've ever seen on TV.

  32. VH Costa
    VH Costa
    26 dögum síðan

    LªA T E S H O W

  33. Jon Gray
    Jon Gray
    26 dögum síðan

    Biden releases plans for BidenCare while the president releases his plans called DonTCare!

  34. Alexander Kabikov
    Alexander Kabikov
    26 dögum síðan

    We here in Russia have a story, as hare, wolf and fox a going to play cards and wolf says - who is gonna cheat will get hit in it's red muzzle

  35. Popular Society - PopSoc
    Popular Society - PopSoc
    27 dögum síðan

    The debate in 60 seconds: ispulse.info/video/yJzCrHl_npWuo4g.html

  36. II nosferatu II
    II nosferatu II
    27 dögum síðan

    Stephen colbert is a propaganda mouthpiece for the democratic party.

  37. Totes_mah_goats_2020
    Totes_mah_goats_2020
    27 dögum síðan

    I love the Biden impression

  38. Jupiter Moon
    Jupiter Moon
    27 dögum síðan

    1:34 funnily enough I had all of my wisdom teeth pulled out an hour ago and can totally relate!

  39. Mathias Daniels
    Mathias Daniels
    27 dögum síðan

    I love your animators hahahahaha xD "BLA BLA BLA *KABOOOM!*.... BLA BLA BLA" Bhahahaah for real tho x'D

  40. Cor Williams
    Cor Williams
    27 dögum síðan

    I've been using the mute button on trump for years

  41. Charles Jordan
    Charles Jordan
    27 dögum síðan

    Big Ups to the Republicans who Step Up and help the Democrats take the Senate. Republicans who are fed up tired of trump and his lies deceptive deceiver behavior. Donald Trump’s psychosis is on full display for everyone to see, day in and day out, on TV and on Twitter. Esteemed psychologists, such as John Gartner, Lances Dodes, and Justin Frank diagnose Trump as a “malignant narcissist,” a classification that has four components: Narcissism, Paranoia, Antisocial Personality Disorder, and Sadism. These qualities are thoroughly displayed in his interviews, press conferences and rally speeches. Justin Frank says “Trump is a sociopath. A sadist. A con artist. A racist. A misogynist. and A sexist in general. And I think it is a problem,” after having probed Trump’s mind and found only arrogance, selfishness, greed, a hunger for power, and a total disinterest in his fellow man-or knowledge about the world. Vote Trump OUT take the Senate. 2020

  42. Superstar Roundhouse
    Superstar Roundhouse
    27 dögum síðan

    I bet the border watch detained children's parents are actually murdered !!!! If you delve into research those fuckers are practically deathcamps experimenting and raping those people behind closed doors. Hopefully Biden will have a chance to put an end to trump's radical right atrocities !!!

  43. Demie Cazaux
    Demie Cazaux
    27 dögum síðan

    Its time for trashy trump to go home..San Quenton is ready and waiting for 40 more yrs.

  44. Demie Cazaux
    Demie Cazaux
    27 dögum síðan

    LOCK HIM UP. LOCK HIM UP IN A PENITENCIARY AND THROW THE KEY AWAY FOR LIFE. ITS SHEER HATRED COMING OUT OF HIM.

  45. Jamie Veganarchist
    Jamie Veganarchist
    28 dögum síðan

    CIA shill operation mockingbird Colbert, mouthpiece for Bill Gates and the New world order

  46. Vincent Leone
    Vincent Leone
    28 dögum síðan

    NYC trashed itself, deblasio is a joke, they put disclaimers now b/f racially sensitive movies, they better put a disclaimer b/f Escape From New Yorks, credits too, "based on a true story"

  47. Michael Alfonso
    Michael Alfonso
    28 dögum síðan

    Socialism is a dream communism is the reality we provide most of the humanitarian and un funding while the rest of the world sits on its ass and curses us this country is made up of so many different nation we will always be the strongest best country most of Canada is uninhabited due to its harsh climate we have more people in California then most country's in the world our problems are extremely different on so many level and we spend so much on our military to keep most of the world from being invaded and taken over by communist and terrorist because of most other country's having open borders you are jeopardizing on a grand scale the protection of western values,religion,and our overall way of life it will be sad when America eventually steps back and watches those same country's eat each other

  48. dave etcetera
    dave etcetera
    28 dögum síðan

    How could anyone not pick Joe Cool over Donny Downer. Luckily Stephen does great impressions of both.

  49. m1kcan1
    m1kcan1
    28 dögum síðan

    The only good Colbert show was the night of the 2016 election when he peed his pants. I hope he bought diapers for 2020 as he’ll be going all over the stage the second time, lol.

  50. Chusik
    Chusik
    28 dögum síðan

    When i'm as old as Stephen, I want his haircut too, looks awesome

  51. Musket Merve
    Musket Merve
    28 dögum síðan

    I long for the days when people could actually tell an intellectually stimulating joke, and were just not plain nasty. It is disappointing to know that people actually feel entertained by Colbert. May God help heal and bring those who are wondering aimlessly to Himself, and show them the true gifts that await.

  52. Josny13
    Josny13
    28 dögum síðan

    3:18 And then the debate commission said: "Alright, you want foreign policy? How about: 'Why are you still separating children from their families at the border, you monster?' " And then he hung up.

  53. Chris Brand
    Chris Brand
    28 dögum síðan

    How do you "prepay" taxes?

  54. AZAZEL XII
    AZAZEL XII
    28 dögum síðan

    Reading the comments it seems people will vote for anyone, no matter if they are a liar, corrupt and a moron as long as its not the evil orange man, fun to watch American politics from afar, really is.

  55. Darren Weston
    Darren Weston
    28 dögum síðan

    A must watch Trump vs Biden clips U will be shocked if u do... ispulse.info/video/qI3HsoF5hnSliao.html

  56. James Harris
    James Harris
    28 dögum síðan

    Remember during the campaign 4 years ago Trump was claiming to come up with a better, cheaper healthcare plan. Where is it? All of those weekends playing golf in Florida, the short days from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., guess that took up all of his time. Even his promise to build a wall, ended up as a scam to fleece his idiot supporters. I wonder if they are still planning to vote for him? Hey people your money to build the wall went into Steve Bannon's pocket. And what was built is already falling down. But when I think of it, it is pretty amusing. :-)

  57. James Harris
    James Harris
    28 dögum síðan

    Trump is running out of cash? Time to start another Wall Building Project. The suckers are waiting with their wallets in hand. :-)

  58. Jack Norris
    Jack Norris
    28 dögum síðan

    What a bunch of lefties.

  59. mbos4115
    mbos4115
    28 dögum síðan

    Did Biden finally realize he is running against Trump and not George Washington?

  60. DeadI7182
    DeadI7182
    28 dögum síðan

    You can tell money waa running out when his ad thumbnails on youtube looked like some clickbait minecraft channel with emojis and bright colors bahahahahaha What a fucking sham

  61. Allison Coppola
    Allison Coppola
    28 dögum síðan

    I have rewatched this a couple times already and read today that near 500 of the children's' parents have been located and contacted (COVID slowed the process).....BUT these parents have (since separation) been deported to their countries of origin and have elected not to be reunited because they hope to make it back to the U.S..... the thing is, the U.S. will reunite the kids with their parents, by sending them back, not by bringing the parents back here. The parents know their children have better chances here....learning this new information is even more heartbreaking.

  62. estebancomulet
    estebancomulet
    28 dögum síðan

    Legit question for the hive youtube mind - as much as I like these monologues, I wonder if actual Trump voters who watch this have all their prejudices about liberal media reaffirmed. Yes, the jokes are sharp, some better than others, but when you have Kimmel, Meyers, Colbert, Corden et al all VIRULENTLY anti-Trump (as part of their choir I find them funny - Kimmel is best at sentiment, Meyers has the best lines, Colbert is the smartest, and Corden, let's forget Corden) but I do worry/wonder the extent to which it makes Trump fans want to double down?

  63. joann gentle
    joann gentle
    28 dögum síðan

    not everybody feels the hatred for our president trump as stephen colbert does and some of us do not appreciate your sarcasm and the people that doesn't want to watch the debate they should have the common sense to turn the channel.i have noticed people will say anything they feel that a show host wants them to i guess they feel that show host person will somehow notice them and their stupid remark.when all it shows is how unbalanced they are and very childish they both are. i noticed if colbert couldn't criticize our president he wouldn't even have a show.colbert what are you going to do when president trump is out of office? i have a good idea why don't you look into a mirror and take a long look and you can tell the people what a ass-hole that person is? now thats really really funny. some [people would really want to watch that

  64. Montgomery Dagley
    Montgomery Dagley
    28 dögum síðan

    Colbert, How was your flight on Epsteins plane??? Check out Bidens new campaign at GTV.org!!! Its AMAZING!!!

  65. Shadriel V
    Shadriel V
    28 dögum síðan

    i love the 'malarkey' thing - it made me giggle the first time i heard it, and i still think its an awesome campaign slogan!! :D

  66. Thomas Palmer
    Thomas Palmer
    28 dögum síðan

    Stephen Colbert is morphing into a lesbian.

  67. kae loompi
    kae loompi
    28 dögum síðan

    I never look at the likes. They are bought. Just read the comments and you will see what ta fuck's up with this comedic abomination.

  68. christy peck
    christy peck
    28 dögum síðan

    Bye Don 2020!

  69. Chris Bredesen
    Chris Bredesen
    28 dögum síðan

    Local elections are very important right now as well. Especially in Los Angeles county, where I live. I wish you had touched on even one of those things. I guess it's kind of important.

  70. bud o
    bud o
    28 dögum síðan

    Check out Bernie Sanders produced video on joe biden on ISpulse

  71. Matt Pribelsky
    Matt Pribelsky
    29 dögum síðan

    Oh god, I'm in tears!!!!! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.... BOOOM!!! ...blah, blah, blah! :)

  72. Chase Campbell
    Chase Campbell
    29 dögum síðan

    This show is sooooooo bias

  73. QUEEN MARY
    QUEEN MARY
    29 dögum síðan

    TRUMP 2020

  74. QUEEN MARY
    QUEEN MARY
    29 dögum síðan

    OBAMACARE was dangerous because it was in reality B GATES CARE KILLING CARE TRUMP is right to stop it

  75. George Build
    George Build
    29 dögum síðan

    I actually really used to like this show, and I do not agree with everything Trump does or say. But you never mentioned anything Biden did wrong his lies, all the Real concerns around his family and political history. Being this bias doesn’t just hurt your followers but it robs you of overall perspective. Truth is they are both liars. Don’t follow with your eyes closed.

  76. bradvic0
    bradvic0
    29 dögum síðan

    Ok, I enjoy Jim Carrey as Biden on SNL, but Stephen would do an amazing job, I think.

  77. Edward Hammer
    Edward Hammer
    29 dögum síðan

    I can't stand Nazi supporing orange fake tupi fump

  78. Francisco Alvarez Montero
    Francisco Alvarez Montero
    29 dögum síðan

    Genious! :D

  79. emily bloom
    emily bloom
    29 dögum síðan

    Michael Jackson said it a long time ago when he came out with the song They Don't Really Care About Us I think that says it all

  80. Saad Naeem
    Saad Naeem
    29 dögum síðan

    Colbert totally ignored the 'Who built the cages Joe'. Can he be more biased

  81. Oksana None
    Oksana None
    29 dögum síðan

    TRUMP 2020 leave that old sick men along (Biden)

  82. Ronaldo Robson de Freitas
    Ronaldo Robson de Freitas
    29 dögum síðan

    Why is Stephen Colbert so nervous? Is he joking or trying to convince someone of something, you know, the thing?

  83. Kieran Burke
    Kieran Burke
    29 dögum síðan

    TRUMP 2020 !!!

  84. Terry Grebe
    Terry Grebe
    29 dögum síðan

    Biden care?!haha how many fool it's a revamp of buckwheat care and look at this bastard only people that find calbert funny are nazis like Ginsberg and black was kissers socialist hahaha

  85. alicia sciarrillo
    alicia sciarrillo
    29 dögum síðan

    Monty pythonish

  86. celia jane
    celia jane
    29 dögum síðan

    off topic, but did stephen get a haircut? maybe i missed an episode.

  87. Bye bye Bonkers
    Bye bye Bonkers
    29 dögum síðan

    Trump screwed NY worse than stormy Daniels.

  88. Damon Raj
    Damon Raj
    29 dögum síðan

    Well at least Trump has the balls to say Jesus Christ in public.. and not be afraid of criticisms..unlike Biden who supports killing of the unborn..

  89. Nicky Bearded
    Nicky Bearded
    29 dögum síðan

    Trump crushed Biden again. Biden always looks at the moderator while Trump is crushing him. Biden begs the moderator to stop Trump from making him look bad. A lot of people are going to be mad on November 3rd. Trump wins in a landslide

  90. H H
    H H
    29 dögum síðan

    .Yeah it was Trump . Not the Corruption of the Democrat party and their Censorship of the Biden China, Ukraine, Russia Scandal with a Corrupt Mainstream Media. Joe Biden 47 years in the Corrupt Swamp Pay to Play Reveled, You are seeing the rabid-leftist takeover of the Democrat party and their absolute Embrace of Cancel Culture, the rabid leftist BLM/Antifa militia burning down Cities, Murdering and Intimidating people in the street, Looting and burning businesses, Threating anyone daring to Dissent from their Marxist narratives. TRUMP NOT A POLITION. CHINA OWNS BIDEN Marxist History = Watch Your Back (YOU WILL BE NEXT) ispulse.info/video/yp_Rb56DmWV_ZXw.html

  91. Morgan
    Morgan
    29 dögum síðan

    I wish it was the last time we saw him debate but I’m not unconvinced that the DNC might run him again in four years

  92. veo1960
    veo1960
    29 dögum síðan

    A small, depressive apropos: ispulse.info/video/sImyp6Skin2dlqI.html&ab_channel=Vox Wilmington, NC, 1898.

  93. cbarch44
    cbarch44
    29 dögum síðan

    bankrupting his own businesses wasn't enough for trump. he has bankrupted countless other businesses owned by his supporters because of his handling of the virus

  94. Aru Soul
    Aru Soul
    29 dögum síðan

    Hahahahaha hahahahaha

  95. Jaytoka
    Jaytoka
    29 dögum síðan

    This is just said without a laugh track... 😂😂😂😂 don’t worry. I’m laughing at you.

  96. Jaytoka
    Jaytoka
    29 dögum síðan

    Remember when trump won in 2016 and you started crying..... that was awesome. 😂😂

  97. AWOL trooper
    AWOL trooper
    29 dögum síðan

    Yikes Colbert... You just seem... Tired, man. Weird kid jokes, too... Not sure why the Late Show is tailored to children, but its your coffin, I guess... I'll stick with Seth Meyers for actual news.